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By *abloBack OP Man over a year ago

London

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. - Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love is an alliance of friendship and animalism; if the former predominates it is passion exalted and refined; if the latter, gross and sensual." (Charles Caleb Colton) both sound pretty good to us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!'

Rodney Dangerfield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get ya coat, you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sex is just two people exchanging body fluid"

JC from blue juice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed. "

Love that, safety first!

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By *exyeyez23Man over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s

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By *exyeyez23Man over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s

How can I tell you I love you when your sitting on my face

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By *ucktruckCouple over a year ago

derby

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."

-George Carlin

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By *ucktruckCouple over a year ago

derby

"The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit."

-Nytwind

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By *eamCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

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By *eamCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. ~Ian Fleming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife is a sex object--every time I ask for sex, she objects." ~ Les Dawson

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