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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My name is Salvatore.

My home is Sicily.

My town is Corsica.

I like bobsleigh

I ride horse.

I play.

I talk.

I dance.

I love ALL UK women.

Meet now?

My favourite film is

The Unusual Suspects.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell me it wasn’t just me that read all that in a fawlty towers voice...

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Tell me it wasn’t just me that read all that in a fawlty towers voice..."

No Sam, I did it too

Is a hhhsmster Mr Fawlty

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

london

Corsica isn't in Sicily . ?

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

stow

I was thinking of the Italian general from Allo allo

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good luck bud. If that works I’m going to do the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell me it wasn’t just me that read all that in a fawlty towers voice...

No Sam, I did it too

Is a hhhsmster Mr Fawlty

I can speak English

I learn it from a book

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

*puts on best Robert De Niro accent.......

Then remembers that he can't actually speak any Italian

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

*puts on best Robert De Niro accent.......

Then remembers that he can't actually speak any Italian

Well, I can't understand any so it's all good

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

*puts on best Robert De Niro accent.......

Then remembers that he can't actually speak any Italian

Well, I can't understand any so it's all good

I can do a half decent Brummie accent though

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

*puts on best Robert De Niro accent.......

Then remembers that he can't actually speak any Italian

Well, I can't understand any so it's all good

I can do a half decent Brummie accent though

Now that I get... the sound of home

I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

*puts on best Robert De Niro accent.......

Then remembers that he can't actually speak any Italian

Well, I can't understand any so it's all good

I can do a half decent Brummie accent though

Now that I get... the sound of home

I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Sexy brummie? Rawley

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

Don't call me "others" young lady

Oooo young lady, I like it.

What should I call you?

Anything, but don't call me baby by Madison Avenue

Hey Anything.. how are you doing?

*puts on best Robert De Niro accent.......

Then remembers that he can't actually speak any Italian

Well, I can't understand any so it's all good

I can do a half decent Brummie accent though

Now that I get... the sound of home

I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Sexy brummie? Rawley"

Rawley..I don't know it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 01:06:27]

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Oh Jasper and he's sweet dulcet tones...guaranteed to drop a few panties

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meet now?

Has the lockdown finished?

What did Boris say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

That is a fine ass

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

It's okay, I've been eating broccoli, so all is good

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

That is a fine ass"

Well thank you kindly..said in my best Brummie accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

That is a fine ass

Well thank you kindly..said in my best Brummie accent

Not that it matters in the slightest but I lived in b37 not so long ago. Nice to see somewhere vaguely familiar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

That is a fine ass

Well thank you kindly..said in my best Brummie accent

Not that it matters in the slightest but I lived in b37 not so long ago. Nice to see somewhere vaguely familiar! "

I used to live in Walsall, shithole

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I can't do accents but I bet your Brummie one sounds sexy

Jasper Carrots got nowt on me

Ace!!

That is a fine ass

Well thank you kindly..said in my best Brummie accent

Not that it matters in the slightest but I lived in b37 not so long ago. Nice to see somewhere vaguely familiar! "

So pretty close then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

"
Ciao Annabella...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good luck bud. If that works I’m going to do the same "
Glasses for sale

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By *lirty and funMan over a year ago

Redditch

"Tell me it wasn’t just me that read all that in a fawlty towers voice...

No Sam, I did it too

Is a hhhsmster Mr Fawlty

I can speak English

I learn it from a book

Lol. Thanks poster... This made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meet now?

Has the lockdown finished?

What did Boris say? "
Glasses for sale

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Corsica isn't in Sicily . ?"
How you know? I born Napoli!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Which one of you is man with beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which one of you is man with beard"
Which man with beard?

Glasses for sale

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

I can confirm Walsall is aa shithole.

It does howe er have the best vintage clothes shop ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

Or the West Midlands anyway..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can confirm Walsall is aa shithole.

It does howe er have the best vintage clothes shop ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

Or the West Midlands anyway.. "
Please come see our Dolce & Gabbana...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can confirm Walsall is aa shithole.

It does howe er have the best vintage clothes shop ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

Or the West Midlands anyway.. Please come see our Dolce & Gabbana..."
...In Halifax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell me it wasn’t just me that read all that in a fawlty towers voice..."

Manuel?

Basil?

Sybil?

The major?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"My name is Salvatore.

My home is Sicily.

My town is Corsica.

I like bobsleigh

I ride horse.

I play.

I talk.

I dance.

I love ALL UK women.

Meet now?

My favourite film is

The Unusual Suspects.

Gino?

Unusual Suspects? Is that like a ITV2 remake where they have used Z list celebs? I'm thinking Joey Essex as Keyser Soze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My name is Salvatore.

My home is Sicily.

My town is Corsica.

I like bobsleigh

I ride horse.

I play.

I talk.

I dance.

I love ALL UK women.

Meet now?

My favourite film is

The Unusual Suspects.

Gino?

Unusual Suspects? Is that like a ITV2 remake where they have used Z list celebs? I'm thinking Joey Essex as Keyser Soze. "
See pic for details.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have 2 wives in Anzio.

Both remarried to brother.

Here in UK for fresh start up.

Have mucho skill in sexy times.

Looking UK woman all over.

Have friend who teach me how to - how you say? Pull?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that."

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

o/p welcome mate, hope your stay here is a good one and you get some 'sexy time'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell me it wasn’t just me that read all that in a fawlty towers voice..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

"
So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read it out loud to the tune of Copacabana by Manilow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"o/p welcome mate, hope your stay here is a good one and you get some 'sexy time'."
Thanking you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 2 wives in Anzio.

Both remarried to brother.

Here in UK for fresh start up.

Have mucho skill in sexy times.

Looking UK woman all over.

Have friend who teach me how to - how you say? Pull?

Find yourself a new friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"o/p welcome mate, hope your stay here is a good one and you get some 'sexy time'.Thanking you.

"
...scusi, what is this mate you say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have 2 wives in Anzio.

Both remarried to brother.

Here in UK for fresh start up.

Have mucho skill in sexy times.

Looking UK woman all over.

Have friend who teach me how to - how you say? Pull?

Find yourself a new friend"
Will you be my friend?

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"My name is Salvatore.

My home is Sicily.

My town is Corsica.

I like bobsleigh

I ride horse.

I play.

I talk.

I dance.

I love ALL UK women.

Meet now?

My favourite film is

The Unusual Suspects.

Bruschetta or Caprese ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My name is Salvatore.

My home is Sicily.

My town is Corsica.

I like bobsleigh

I ride horse.

I play.

I talk.

I dance.

I love ALL UK women.

Meet now?

My favourite film is

The Unusual Suspects.

Bruschetta or Caprese ? "
You have woman?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

"
...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

"
Oui madamoiselle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

Oui madamoiselle!"
...I have heard about ze englesh ladies!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

Oui madamoiselle!"

A big beautiful french cock would also do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

Oui madamoiselle!

A big beautiful french cock would also do the trick

"
At your service Madam! This is the EU after all!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

Oui madamoiselle!

A big beautiful french cock would also do the trick

At your service Madam! This is the EU after all!

I feel spoilt for choice..I'll take one of each

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBC in Italy

Big

Beautiful

Cock

We are more romantic like that.

I'm well into big beautiful Italian cocks

So it is True! The sex mad Inglesi.

I had a great meet in Rome with just such a guy. That was a trip and a half

...You (a) been to Roma?

How many men you had?

I went for my birthday. A lady never divulges the details

Oui madamoiselle!

A big beautiful french cock would also do the trick

At your service Madam! This is the EU after all!

I feel spoilt for choice..I'll take one of each

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

"
We get them ALL in the end!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

We get them ALL in the end!

Damn it...oh well it was worth it

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

We get them ALL in the end!

Damn it...oh well it was worth it

"
I waited for YOU! Mon Cherie!!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good luck with this. Not for me but I'm sure others will be along shortly

We get them ALL in the end!

Damn it...oh well it was worth it

I waited for YOU! Mon Cherie!!

And you got me...you got me good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00]"
Annabella! Sam, who is this Sam!!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00] Annabella! Sam, who is this Sam!!

You haven't met Sam! I like Sam. He speaks a lot of sense when he's not deleting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00] Annabella! Sam, who is this Sam!!

You haven't met Sam! I like Sam. He speaks a lot of sense when he's not deleting it

"
Please Mon Cheri (correct spelling) do not think of him again! I forgive you this time!!

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I have 2 wives in Anzio.

Both remarried to brother.

Here in UK for fresh start up.

Have mucho skill in sexy times.

Looking UK woman all over.

Have friend who teach me how to - how you say? Pull?

We say Tug

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have 2 wives in Anzio.

Both remarried to brother.

Here in UK for fresh start up.

Have mucho skill in sexy times.

Looking UK woman all over.

Have friend who teach me how to - how you say? Pull?

We say Tug"
Tug? show me Tug.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00] Annabella! Sam, who is this Sam!!

You haven't met Sam! I like Sam. He speaks a lot of sense when he's not deleting it

Please Mon Cheri (correct spelling) do not think of him again! I forgive you this time!!

There is a place within that only you can fill ...don't fret

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00] Annabella! Sam, who is this Sam!!

You haven't met Sam! I like Sam. He speaks a lot of sense when he's not deleting it

Please Mon Cheri (correct spelling) do not think of him again! I forgive you this time!!

There is a place within that only you can fill ...don't fret

"
I have big filler.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/20 13:23:00] Annabella! Sam, who is this Sam!!

You haven't met Sam! I like Sam. He speaks a lot of sense when he's not deleting it

Please Mon Cheri (correct spelling) do not think of him again! I forgive you this time!!

There is a place within that only you can fill ...don't fret

I have big filler.

Yes..you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am italian

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