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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dick is one of the most beautiful creations to ever be on this earth
I seriously am so fond of that beautiful slab of meat in between a man’s meaty, hairy thighs
I just wanna thank whoever invented penis, because thank you
Nothing makes me happier  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Lib!
Reading you has made me smile.
Erm... penis, yes thank the lord for my beautiful penis and it’s many adventures."
God bless your penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Lib!
Reading you has made me smile.
Erm... penis, yes thank the lord for my beautiful penis and it’s many adventures.
God bless your penis "
And god bless your penis garage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Lib!
Reading you has made me smile.
Erm... penis, yes thank the lord for my beautiful penis and it’s many adventures.
God bless your penis
And god bless your penis garage"
God bless us all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
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A mobile phone charger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick is one of the most beautiful creations to ever be on this earth
I seriously am so fond of that beautiful slab of meat in between a man’s meaty, hairy thighs
I just wanna thank whoever invented penis, because thank you
Nothing makes me happier "
does one of they magic wands or whatever they are called not make you happier than dick ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
A mobile phone charger "
It could be I guess...
Anyone willing to let me charge my phone with their multifunctional device?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
A mobile phone charger
It could be I guess...
Anyone willing to let me charge my phone with their multifunctional device? "
I’ll need to see your socket first to be sure it’s compatible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
A mobile phone charger
It could be I guess...
Anyone willing to let me charge my phone with their multifunctional device?
I’ll need to see your socket first to be sure it’s compatible "
It is UK standard  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
A mobile phone charger
It could be I guess...
Anyone willing to let me charge my phone with their multifunctional device?
I’ll need to see your socket first to be sure it’s compatible
It is UK standard "
Breezy, then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Oh, you look nice and new and handsome. "
Fresh.
I actually grew a lockdown beard but looked borderline Armish so shave it off yesterday.
Goid times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Oh, you look nice and new and handsome.
Fresh.
I actually grew a lockdown beard but looked borderline Armish so shave it off yesterday.
Goid times."
But what’s your arse hole like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Oh, you look nice and new and handsome.
Fresh.
I actually grew a lockdown beard but looked borderline Armish so shave it off yesterday.
Goid times.
But what’s your arse hole like? "
Absolute bloody car crash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like mine too.
Oh, you look nice and new and handsome.
Fresh.
I actually grew a lockdown beard but looked borderline Armish so shave it off yesterday.
Goid times.
But what’s your arse hole like?
Absolute bloody car crash."
Flymo jobby then  |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em? 
Do you need a demonstration? It's very straightforward 
Have you come back to specially suck the old Trojan? "
Never went away properly, just had some quiet time, but I was missing your cock Mr M |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
Do you need a demonstration? It's very straightforward
Have you come back to specially suck the old Trojan?
Never went away properly, just had some quiet time, but I was missing your cock Mr M "
You are only human |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
Do you need a demonstration? It's very straightforward
Have you come back to specially suck the old Trojan?
Never went away properly, just had some quiet time, but I was missing your cock Mr M "
Did you miss me as well?  |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
Do you need a demonstration? It's very straightforward
Have you come back to specially suck the old Trojan?
Never went away properly, just had some quiet time, but I was missing your cock Mr M
You are only human "
You are well aware that you have a wonderful example of penis over there - who wouldn't miss that?! Now, about that demonstration |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks "
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good "
Agreed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love mine and wouldn’t change it for the world.....apart from when going for a pee either first thing in the morning or straight after sex. Then I’m cursing as trying to get the pee everywhere but in the toilet is not easy. I’ve taken to morning sit down wee’s now... |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good "
Well you can both give me a cam demonstration |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good
Well you can both give me a cam demonstration "
Nah soz Iv at leat one vid you can see  |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good
Well you can both give me a cam demonstration "
A socially distanced BJ |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good
Well you can both give me a cam demonstration
Nah soz Iv at leat one vid you can see "
You took the ‘whole’ banana |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good
Well you can both give me a cam demonstration
A socially distanced BJ "
I am very responsible in COVID times |
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"They’re beautiful but I don’t know how you ladies suck em?
But why they taste so good
Do you think Mr M's would taste good, Busty? Certainly looks
Ohh I definitely think Mr Ms would taste good
Well you can both give me a cam demonstration
A socially distanced BJ
I am very responsible in COVID times "
A wise man you most certainly are, Mr M. Wise and penis-y. What a combo |
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
"
Shampoo, conditioner or shower gel stand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
Shampoo, conditioner or shower gel stand. "
Yes Lor! All those things |
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By *4nd5omeMan
over a year ago
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"Penis is a multifunctional device
And good for all manner of uses such as;
Hanging towels;
Stirring your coffee
Digging holes
A hat stand
Toilet roll holder
A mobile phone charger
It could be I guess...
Anyone willing to let me charge my phone with their multifunctional device? "
Lol so many uses. Love mines to bits.
You can use mine if u want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick is one of the most beautiful creations to ever be on this earth
I seriously am so fond of that beautiful slab of meat in between a man’s meaty, hairy thighs
I just wanna thank whoever invented penis, because thank you
Nothing makes me happier "
Yeah, i'm quite attached to mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick is one of the most beautiful creations to ever be on this earth
I seriously am so fond of that beautiful slab of meat in between a man’s meaty, hairy thighs
I just wanna thank whoever invented penis, because thank you
Nothing makes me happier "
Slab? Not sure I can claim to be packing a slab 
Still, got to live with what the universe made us. |
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I’m perfectly happy with my penis, but it does make me giggle at times, how it can shrink and wrinkle up to almost nothing at times, and then swell and fill out to be quite the opposite at other times.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always love the roy chubby brown line where he says that he was so poor as a child he was delighted to be born a boy else he'd have had nothing to play with |
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but not in my in box lol.
I like to ask 
