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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bingo wings and muffin tops
Ahhh the scent of summer  "
Bingo wings the size of Orka the killer whale with tattoo's scrawled on them by Stevie Wonder.
Muffin tops? The sight I saw looked like a black bin liner full of water hanging from her gut to her knees! |
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"...Its a lovely feeling to have the sunshine bathing you as you walk around town, the sight of scantily clad ladies works wonders for the soul and then like a stylus being scratched over your favourite vinyl you see them.....20 stone of blubber shoveled into black food stained leggings and vest top, a big floppy tit tucked under each badly tattoo'd bingo wing!
Yep! Summer is definitely here!!  "
omg, can't believe you saw me, and they aren't food stains, they be part of the pattern hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"such a shame everyone isnt a society perfect size 10-12 isnt it.
even large people need to keep cool.
cant be walking around in a huge coat just to avoid upsetting your sensabilities im afraid!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some people on here ought to turn that frown upside down and check their sense of humour isn't missing 
Before you point the finger of accusation and judgement make sure YOUR hands are clean!
Is there any wonder why people are leaving this site with miserable pompous twats on high horses acting mightier than thou |
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"...Its a lovely feeling to have the sunshine bathing you as you walk around town, the sight of scantily clad ladies works wonders for the soul and then like a stylus being scratched over your favourite vinyl you see them.....20 stone of blubber shoveled into black food stained leggings and vest top, a big floppy tit tucked under each badly tattoo'd bingo wing!
Yep! Summer is definitely here!! "
You've visited Poole then Artful.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...Its a lovely feeling to have the sunshine bathing you as you walk around town, the sight of scantily clad ladies works wonders for the soul and then like a stylus being scratched over your favourite vinyl you see them.....20 stone of blubber shoveled into black food stained leggings and vest top, a big floppy tit tucked under each badly tattoo'd bingo wing!
Yep! Summer is definitely here!!
You've visited Poole then Artful.
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I have travelled this island far and wide Baz and from what I've seen, every town has them |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"...Its a lovely feeling to have the sunshine bathing you as you walk around town, the sight of scantily clad ladies works wonders for the soul and then like a stylus being scratched over your favourite vinyl you see them.....20 stone of blubber shoveled into black food stained leggings and vest top, a big floppy tit tucked under each badly tattoo'd bingo wing!
Yep! Summer is definitely here!! "
Didn't realise you were in Arse End, Artful, you should have said hiya....it's not food stains, I'd been painting
Hope it don't turn into yet another fat bashing thread.....Did you know, obese birds who like both men and women are very insecure,by and large 
(I had to think about that last sentence for a minute when I read it on sickipedia) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...Its a lovely feeling to have the sunshine bathing you as you walk around town, the sight of scantily clad ladies works wonders for the soul and then like a stylus being scratched over your favourite vinyl you see them.....20 stone of blubber shoveled into black food stained leggings and vest top, a big floppy tit tucked under each badly tattoo'd bingo wing!
Yep! Summer is definitely here!!
Didn't realise you were in Arse End, Artful, you should have said hiya....it's not food stains, I'd been painting
Hope it don't turn into yet another fat bashing thread.....Did you know, obese birds who like both men and women are very insecure,by and large
(I had to think about that last sentence for a minute when I read it on sickipedia)"
Gor blimey! I remember when people watching wasn't an ism
It looks like the do good brigade have had too much sun.
At least us fatties and people watchers found it funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'm surprised at you Artie.
Surely you know that black soothes the thyroid?
Here's an American take on it, enjoy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtUkx0bcsZo
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Not as soothing as McFlurries by the looks of it |
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