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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m ashamed to say that many times the door has went while breastfeeding, so I just put baba down and answered the door. With my tit out

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By *ud and BryanCouple  over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

The UPS driver was probably pleased to see you!

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

If the UPS driver was a man he'd be well happy with the glimpse of flesh on show.

Beggars can't be choosers during global pandemics

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I’m ashamed to say that many times the door has went while breastfeeding, so I just put baba down and answered the door. With my tit out"

Awesome!!! I bet you saw the smile spread all over his face xx

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"The UPS driver was probably pleased to see you!"

Tbf, he was probably glad someone answered the door and he didn’t have to redeliver....

But I like your reply more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m ashamed to say that many times the door has went while breastfeeding, so I just put baba down and answered the door. With my tit out

Awesome!!! I bet you saw the smile spread all over his face xx"

I actually know the postman personally (we went to school together), and he’d message me later asking if I was aware

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"If the UPS driver was a man he'd be well happy with the glimpse of flesh on show.

Beggars can't be choosers during global pandemics "

He brightened my day by not saying anything!!

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket

Prob made his day ...ive been disturbed wanking by a knock on door ...answered it not realising i had my flies undone and looking a bit flustered ....was a woman friend of my g/f too

!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I’m ashamed to say that many times the door has went while breastfeeding, so I just put baba down and answered the door. With my tit out

Awesome!!! I bet you saw the smile spread all over his face xx

I actually know the postman personally (we went to school together), and he’d message me later asking if I was aware "

Ha ha errr, loved to have been a fly on the wall when you read his message...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Prob made his day ...ive been disturbed wanking by a knock on door ...answered it not realising i had my flies undone and looking a bit flustered ....was a woman friend of my g/f too

!"

Anything cum of it?

Have you seen her again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l "

I’d imagine your future deliveries will be magically at the front of the queue....

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket

Nothing im afraid ...shes pretty damn horny too ....she never said anything about it ..

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l

I’d imagine your future deliveries will be magically at the front of the queue.... "

Ahh thank you x

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Nothing im afraid ...shes pretty damn horny too ....she never said anything about it .."

Plan B then xx

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

Wish it was me

My answered the door to a Tesco delivery driver with only a long t shirt every time she bent down I could see her pussy she put a big smile on my face

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By *att7772Couple  over a year ago

newcastle


"Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l "

Wish I was the lucky drive. Did he have a second look?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I’m always getting caught with my turban on my wet hair he never comes when I’ve just made an effort with it

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m Googling UPS vacancies, SW UK...

I’ve found my new vocation.

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket

Judging by a few videos ive watched domino pizza delivery seems a pretty good career choice cutshaved !

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Wish it was me

My answered the door to a Tesco delivery driver with only a long t shirt every time she bent down I could see her pussy she put a big smile on my face "

If I wasn’t living in a flat, I might well do that...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l

Wish I was the lucky drive. Did he have a second look? "

Gave me a big smile x

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I’m always getting caught with my turban on my wet hair he never comes when I’ve just made an effort with it "

Same as when the house is tidy, no one ever comes, but have a clear out and it’s as if someone had said there’s free biccies.... pre lockdown

But freshly washed hair might be his kink xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Went to the door once mid sleep forgetting that I'd got stockings and suspenders on and my dressing gown was pretty much open.

Yes his face was a picture and no I've never forgotten to check again

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I’m Googling UPS vacancies, SW UK...

I’ve found my new vocation. "

Woohoo....

I’ve an epilator f you want to change your name....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I’m always getting caught with my turban on my wet hair he never comes when I’ve just made an effort with it

Same as when the house is tidy, no one ever comes, but have a clear out and it’s as if someone had said there’s free biccies.... pre lockdown

But freshly washed hair might be his kink xx"

So true

I’m not asking him

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Went to the door once mid sleep forgetting that I'd got stockings and suspenders on and my dressing gown was pretty much open.

Yes his face was a picture and no I've never forgotten to check again "

I reckon all delivery drivers hope for this scenario xx

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By *att7772Couple  over a year ago

newcastle


"Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l

Wish I was the lucky drive. Did he have a second look?

Gave me a big smile x"

I would too with those sexy tits xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Went to the door once mid sleep forgetting that I'd got stockings and suspenders on and my dressing gown was pretty much open.

Yes his face was a picture and no I've never forgotten to check again

I reckon all delivery drivers hope for this scenario xx"

Other than what he saw from the waist down I was fully in guy mode so I doubt it

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket


"I’m always getting caught with my turban on my wet hair he never comes when I’ve just made an effort with it

Same as when the house is tidy, no one ever comes, but have a clear out and it’s as if someone had said there’s free biccies.... pre lockdown

But freshly washed hair might be his kink xx"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha I feel your pain last week I was dossing about the house in a pair of shorts a bright pink bra and then just like a wrap thing over my shoulders... Forgot it was bin day and when I heard the lorry pass I shot myself went running outside after the bin men begging them to take mine lol... Was wondering why they was all being so helpful untill I got back inside and realised I was essentially running down the street in nothing but underware haha

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket


"I’m always getting caught with my turban on my wet hair he never comes when I’ve just made an effort with it

Same as when the house is tidy, no one ever comes, but have a clear out and it’s as if someone had said there’s free biccies.... pre lockdown

But freshly washed hair might be his kink xx"

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Went to the door once mid sleep forgetting that I'd got stockings and suspenders on and my dressing gown was pretty much open.

Yes his face was a picture and no I've never forgotten to check again

I reckon all delivery drivers hope for this scenario xx

Other than what he saw from the waist down I was fully in guy mode so I doubt it "

That made me laugh. Xx hoping for a lovely lady that delivers to you next time your in that mode x

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Haha I feel your pain last week I was dossing about the house in a pair of shorts a bright pink bra and then just like a wrap thing over my shoulders... Forgot it was bin day and when I heard the lorry pass I shot myself went running outside after the bin men begging them to take mine lol... Was wondering why they was all being so helpful untill I got back inside and realised I was essentially running down the street in nothing but underware haha"

Next week you’ll have the bin men knocking at your door asking if you want your bin emptied xx

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket

Would still work for me !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry to the UPS driver, got caught short..

Wasn’t going out today and skimpy shorts on, no bra and slipper boots on... sexy eh?

Have you ever cringed when someone unexpected came to your door?

I can’t decide if it’s funny or if I should still be cringing..l "

I’m sure you made he’s day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm pretty sure most of us have done this at some point. I wouldn't give it a second thought. They probably didn't even notice as since the virus they're all heading back to their vans by the time you get to the door!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'm pretty sure most of us have done this at some point. I wouldn't give it a second thought. They probably didn't even notice as since the virus they're all heading back to their vans by the time you get to the door!"

I think he did notice as he had to wait for me to come downstairs and open the door.... but you’re right and if that’s the worst that happens today I’ve got off lightly xx

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"I’m Googling UPS vacancies, SW UK...

I’ve found my new vocation.

Woohoo....

I’ve an epilator f you want to change your name.... "

I tried an epilator once.

Just once. X

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