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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!"
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awakenoisy buggers  "
Once I was in Bangkok, I was sitting opposite a really sexy Thai bird in a train. I thought to myself "please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection", but she did! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
Good morning WAF!good morning how was your hair cut "
Haircut is great. Feel liberated. Heading to the gym shortly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awakenoisy buggers
Once I was in Bangkok, I was sitting opposite a really sexy Thai bird in a train. I thought to myself "please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection", but she did!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep "
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!  |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them! "
I really cant think why  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
Good morning WAF!good morning how was your hair cut
Haircut is great. Feel liberated. Heading to the gym shortly!"
lol oh well enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awakenoisy buggers
Once I was in Bangkok, I was sitting opposite a really sexy Thai bird in a train. I thought to myself "please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection", but she did!"
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why "
Good morning to our meaningful conversation. Please feel free to add your two cents!
I know women, so complicated. You cannot live with them, you cannot live without them! |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why
Good morning to our meaningful conversation. Please feel free to add your two cents!
I know women, so complicated. You cannot live with them, you cannot live without them!"
I didnt realise I hsd to ask permission!!! Thought it was a forum so anyone could have a input  long gone are them days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why "
me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy "
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! "
you've obviously beening shagging the wrong women ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! "
i always thought it was because they were dreaming of Brad pitt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! you've obviously beening shagging the wrong women !"
Are you the right one for me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
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Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win! |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! you've obviously beening shagging the wrong women !
Are you the right one for me? "
god no !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! you've obviously beening shagging the wrong women !
Are you the right one for me? god no !! "
omg harsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! you've obviously beening shagging the wrong women !
Are you the right one for me? god no !! "
I thought you were offering. Got me really excited!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning the birds are keeping me awake
I wish it was me!
Do you that's nice to know, wonder what be would be doing......
I'm just gonna play with my rabbt?? until I fall back to sleep
My ex asked me if I could get her a Vibrator for valentine's day. So I got her a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower. She dumped me soon after. Women, very hard to understand them!
I really cant think why me neither just say the opposite to what they want to hear and they'll be happy
Have you ever wondered why women close their eyes while having sex? I think it is because they cannot stand, seeing their man enjoying it! you've obviously beening shagging the wrong women !
Are you the right one for me? god no !! "
he's a globe trotter ya know not Rodney Trotter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!   
thank you x"
You are welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x
You are welcome! "
to your bank balance? I'll take it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x
You are welcome! to your bank balance? I'll take it "
Can you take care of my debts also? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
yes you'll have pigeons
dawn chorus is lovely nowadays
no traffic"
yes well I'm in Torquay at the minute haven't heard it for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x"
It sure is very cute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x
It sure is very cute "
Are you done with your rabbit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x
It sure is very cute
Are you done with your rabbit?"
I'm female I can do multiple things just having a coffee now actually n contemplating shooting the bloody magpie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x
It sure is very cute
Are you done with your rabbit?
I'm female I can do multiple things just having a coffee now actually n contemplating shooting the bloody magpie "
Men find it hard to multitask  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i mean i drop off early wake up with the gulls and everyone is sleeping....... jeez
same,same
apart from the gulls
Win win for you
Wow, your face is as cute as your bum! This is what I call win win!
thank you x
It sure is very cute
Are you done with your rabbit?
I'm female I can do multiple things just having a coffee now actually n contemplating shooting the bloody magpie "
Glad it didn't put you to sleep as you mentioned earlier! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here 
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! "
why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
How’s your morning going? x "
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut "
She hasn't seen that yet! Maybe she may come around seeing my new haircut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
How’s your morning going? x
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you?"
Yeah super good thank you trying to motivate myself to go on my run but my beds so cosy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
How’s your morning going? x
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you?
Yeah super good thank you trying to motivate myself to go on my run but my beds so cosy x"
What I could give to stay in my bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
Where do you work? x
How’s your morning going? x
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you?
Yeah super good thank you trying to motivate myself to go on my run but my beds so cosy x
What I could give to stay in my bed! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
How’s your morning going? x
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you?
Yeah super good thank you trying to motivate myself to go on my run but my beds so cosy x
What I could give to stay in my bed! "
you could give and stay in my bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising  turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise "
Oh no. Let's not go there again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise
Lol
Oh no. Let's not go there again "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut
She hasn't seen that yet! Maybe she may come around seeing my new haircut!"
Let's see it then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut
She hasn't seen that yet! Maybe she may come around seeing my new haircut!
Let's see it then."
Yeah let’s see that new haircut x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut
She hasn't seen that yet! Maybe she may come around seeing my new haircut!
Let's see it then."
omg you're so forward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut
She hasn't seen that yet! Maybe she may come around seeing my new haircut!
Let's see it then.omg you're so forward "
I thought you knew me well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Jessica doesn't like me anymore! why what you done to her....... maybe its your hair cut
She hasn't seen that yet! Maybe she may come around seeing my new haircut!
Let's see it then.omg you're so forward
I thought you knew me well "
i know you so well......... Elaine Paige |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise
Oh no. Let's not go there again i love going places I've been before "
I used to haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise
Oh no. Let's not go there again i love going places I've been before
I used to haha"
really where have you been? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't wake up so early OP
Jo, are you aware that your bajingos are fully exposed!
Fully aware as it's fanny friday "
Okay. Nice smile from both of you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise
Oh no. Let's not go there again i love going places I've been before
I used to hahareally where have you been? "
Turkey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise
Oh no. Let's not go there again i love going places I've been before
I used to hahareally where have you been?
Turkey "
roasting though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here ooooooo sounds promising
You know what would make it even more promising turkish delight........... thats the eastern promise
Oh no. Let's not go there again i love going places I've been before
I used to hahareally where have you been?
Turkey roasting though "
I thought you might be roasting your rooster! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
Where do you work? x
How’s your morning going? x
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you?
Yeah super good thank you trying to motivate myself to go on my run but my beds so cosy x
What I could give to stay in my bed! "
I went back to bed now need to go shopping for more batteries |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get it now, OP? maybe if you were here
I'm right here
Oh hello
Where do you work? x
How’s your morning going? x
Just need to get up and get ready for work. Finally Friday! How's you?
Yeah super good thank you trying to motivate myself to go on my run but my beds so cosy x
What I could give to stay in my bed!
I went back to bed now need to go shopping for more batteries "
Get an electric one next time. Please make sure you don't use them in your bath! |
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