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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

as pornographic literature.

"We met whilst I was doing some plumbing at her house and she asked me about the value of a particular tool".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every birthday I get an erotic cake that resembles a woman's breast. That way I can have my cake and eat it too!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The voodoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've just turned on the TV...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've just turned on the TV...

How?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just turned on the TV...

How?"
By turning the knob...it's an old TV!

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By *witchRichMan over a year ago

Southport

Oh it's so big, no I'm not touching it! Now it looks like its winking at me.

This is what my mum heard a girl saying. I was showing her my pet lizard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh it's so big, no I'm not touching it! Now it looks like its winking at me.

This is what my mum heard a girl saying. I was showing her my pet lizard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"His instructor was stretched out legs apart and wearing that clingy stuff all over, by the look on her face that must have been one hell of a steaming hot exercise session"!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

""His instructor was stretched out legs apart and wearing that clingy stuff all over, by the look on her face that must have been one hell of a steaming hot exercise session"!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, it was really good I still feel the adrenaline rush of the last session when you pumped with me"!

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