What's the best way to start a conversation, if you say hi your not being inventive enough, if you write an essay your accused of copy and pasting , so how can you win?
"Hi, lovely anus on you. I am a proctologist so I know one when I see one
I didn’t realise that was a copy and paste job. I felt special! "
But you are. You seem to eat more fibers than the ones I have seen so far