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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So self centred. Stuck up in her ways. Does what she likes..
Still cant beat her warm and fuzzy feeling..
On my lap. How do I remove a cat of my lap without becoming her enemy no 1? She senses I want to get rid of her. Just looked at me with that 'I know what you are up to..' all knowing side glance. 
Help. I sense cramp in my leg coming. Sitting in a kind of awkward position.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Throw a dreamie in the opposite direction"
I did think that. Nothing close by. Shall I wake up kids. ..
Oh wait. I have grapes next to me. Do you think she will fall for that?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s your forever home now. You can leave when she says you can leave. She’s the boss, you’re just the dreamies provider "
She is The Boss. And very unpredictable one when it comes to her sleeping arrangements.. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Throw a dreamie in the opposite direction
I did think that. Nothing close by. Shall I wake up kids. ..
Oh wait. I have grapes next to me. Do you think she will fall for that?!"
Mine would fall for a grape but they're greedy little monsters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throw a dreamie in the opposite direction
I did think that. Nothing close by. Shall I wake up kids. ..
Oh wait. I have grapes next to me. Do you think she will fall for that?!"
Find something to play with her then she'll move.
Gently blowing on her face might work too
Dreamies or other cat snacks are the best distraction.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update 2: seconds after I threw a drape, she started stretching in a cat yoga pose.. I got stupidly excited.. she flopped back down and stuck her claws in my trousers.. lets call it very affectionate hug over my right thigh. Happily asleep now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a paper aeroplane and fly it.
Nah. Didn't fall for it.. plane flew though. Proud of myself. "
At least you're keeping yourself amused during your lockdown within lockdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a paper aeroplane and fly it.
Nah. Didn't fall for it.. plane flew though. Proud of myself. "
Well done. I think there is a flaw. She needs to see it flying. Wouldnt work if she is asleep.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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trying to figure out if this was just an innuendo or you’re being serious about the cat 
If so I know something that might make the cat feel wanted.. going too look like a dick if this was a joke  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make a paper aeroplane and fly it.
Nah. Didn't fall for it.. plane flew though. Proud of myself.
At least you're keeping yourself amused during your lockdown within lockdown "
I managed to get her off by playing with her paws.. made her awake.. gave her few strokes.. now she followed me to bed. She loves me 
Thanks for your support all during my very intimate lockdown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make a paper aeroplane and fly it.
Nah. Didn't fall for it.. plane flew though. Proud of myself.
At least you're keeping yourself amused during your lockdown within lockdown
I managed to get her off by playing with her paws.. made her awake.. gave her few strokes.. now she followed me to bed. She loves me
Thanks for your support all during my very intimate lockdown."
Meow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d have just whispered the word “Dog” would have sent the cat scrambling about looking out the patio doors!!!!
Or doesn’t it work for cats like it does when I whisper “Cats” to the dog??? |
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I used to become her comfort slave on those moments. Took the pain and pray till the end but never a glitch on my leg 
