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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meeeeeeee!
And I’ll get you something personalised, something you like. We have friends who are into ice hockey, and as a wedding present they got a massive ice hockey shirt with their name, date of the wedding etc in a huge frame. Was so cute. So something like that.
And you can have baby cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?
My gift to you..
Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.
Now where's the buffet? "
You are in.
Very useful gifts.
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"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?
Me
The flowers.
Jo.Xx
You are very welcome.
Ohh what kinda flowers?
X"
Well I should have said us.
You can have the flowers of your choice. Whatever colour.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meeeeeeee!
And I’ll get you something personalised, something you like. We have friends who are into ice hockey, and as a wedding present they got a massive ice hockey shirt with their name, date of the wedding etc in a huge frame. Was so cute. So something like that.
And you can have baby cuddles "
You are right at the top of the list.
Well we like swinging so maybe something along those lines.
I do love a cute baby cuddle. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?
My gift to you..
Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.
Now where's the buffet?
You are in.
Very useful gifts.
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Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo
And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I LOVE a good wedding.
I'll bring the pudding. We're all having tapioca "
Humm i can put you on the reserve list.
You were in until you mentioned tapioca |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big jaffa cake I am going to make and finest fruity gin
A pillow case x 2 plus fabric pens for all fab guests to sign them for you "
Ohh i would actually love this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?
Me
The flowers.
Jo.Xx
You are very welcome.
Ohh what kinda flowers?
X
Well I should have said us.
You can have the flowers of your choice. Whatever colour.
Jo.Xx "
I assumed it would be both.
Humm I'm thinking peonies I'm a colour scheme is going to be the West ham colours, that way Ash like he's part of my big day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big jaffa cake I am going to make and finest fruity gin
A pillow case x 2 plus fabric pens for all fab guests to sign them for you
Ohh i would actually love this "
Well I shall remember that when it comes to the real wedding x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?
My gift to you..
Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.
Now where's the buffet?
You are in.
Very useful gifts.
Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo
And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave. "
I'm wetting myself! I think I love you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?
My gift to you..
Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.
Now where's the buffet?
You are in.
Very useful gifts.
Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo
And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave.
I'm wetting myself! I think I love you "
Erm.. 3 way wedding? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?
My gift to you..
Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.
Now where's the buffet?
You are in.
Very useful gifts.
Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo
And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave.
I'm wetting myself! I think I love you
Erm.. 3 way wedding? "
I'm game |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?
A toaster, or George foreman Grill
I'm already in trouble for getting a 4 slice toaster last christmas.... "
Yes you are! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x "
Oh wow! That is a genius idea.
You are definitely in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lorna my lovely, please may I be maid of honour?
I would buy you an afternoon tea with gin palma violet gin in the pot, and lots of beautiful treats for you both "
Ohh babs of course you can.
You are an absolute peach. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x
Awe what a lovely idea "
I'm actually going to steal this. Its lovely isn't it. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming.
I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration."
Worry beads for a wedding present
I mean I'm grateful and everything but I was thinking more along the lines of a cake stand. |
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"I'm coming.
I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration.
Worry beads for a wedding present
I mean I'm grateful and everything but I was thinking more along the lines of a cake stand. "
Something you can take with you every day? Evoke happy memories?
I'm weird, I'll own it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming.
I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration.
Worry beads for a wedding present
I mean I'm grateful and everything but I was thinking more along the lines of a cake stand.
Something you can take with you every day? Evoke happy memories?
I'm weird, I'll own it "
Yep but we love ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
I never got one do I need to get married again "
nah. I’ve got loads you can have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of! "
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!"
It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!
It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake "
A grand turning table |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!
It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake "
On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!
Ta Dahhhhhh CAKE STAND "
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!
It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake
On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception. "
You would be in trouble if you didn’t! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!
It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake
On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception.
You would be in trouble if you didn’t! "
Ohh we wouldn't dream of going against you DC. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I be a bridesmaid
I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!
Of course you can.
Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!
It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake
On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception. "
Yayyyy |
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"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?
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Kinda hoping you’ll have a real ‘fab’ one and I get to come along!
Skint at the mo as I’m on furlough pay - but when I win the lottery next week I’ll buy you a long weekend at a vineyard/boutique hotel in the south of France or Italy - for after lockdown of course! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Has he finally proposed to you but it's going to be a reveal later in the thread? About fooking time.
I'll get you a mini spa break away so after your wedding and the honeymoon and you're back at work and it's been a few months, you can have a little weekend away to look forward to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d like to come and celebrate even if it was just an evening invite.
I’d bring a plus one and a hastily bought petrol station card containing 50 quid in used notes and a witty yet heartfelt message of luck and support. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?
Kinda hoping you’ll have a real ‘fab’ one and I get to come along!
Skint at the mo as I’m on furlough pay - but when I win the lottery next week I’ll buy you a long weekend at a vineyard/boutique hotel in the south of France or Italy - for after lockdown of course! "
Yay yep you are definitely in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has he finally proposed to you but it's going to be a reveal later in the thread? About fooking time.
I'll get you a mini spa break away so after your wedding and the honeymoon and you're back at work and it's been a few months, you can have a little weekend away to look forward to. "
No announcement as yet.
But Meli thats sounds lovely. X |
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I am currently sat still surrounded by all our wedding stuff from 17 months ago - you can take your pick of the decorations, I still have all the flowers & some lovely still unused gifts (we didn’t ask for any gifts at all so we were truly grateful)
J x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A hundred tins of squirty cream.
Ohhh yes please.
Can I come? I'll bring the strawberries to go with the squirty cream"
Yes of course you can
Everyone loves strawberries. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d like to come and celebrate even if it was just an evening invite.
I’d bring a plus one and a hastily bought petrol station card containing 50 quid in used notes and a witty yet heartfelt message of luck and support."
Count yourself firmly on the guest list. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be there and I'll bring Miss.Red and a cake. Might slip a tenner in an envelope too."
Miss read is already on the list.
She didn't mention a plus one. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"I'll be there and I'll bring Miss.Red and a cake. Might slip a tenner in an envelope too.
Miss read is already on the list.
She didn't mention a plus one. "
Probably because she's got her eye on one of the ushers |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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Ooo I'm in! (I hope).
I'll bring you a card with some cash in, maybe a really ugly table cloth that you'll never use and my totally inappropriate sense of humour that will have you blushing! I'll also probably end up d*unk dry humping someone |
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