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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So quite a well known forumite has inspired this thread, got me thinking...
What makes spunk lumpy?
Men... When you ejaculate, does yours come out in a thin,quick liquidy shot, thick and gradual or just full on lumpy?
Come on, share your consistency with me...
Ladies... Do you like spunk, or would you rather the male dispose of it in a way, that you don't have to deal with it?
I apologise to those, who have not yet eaten. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry this made me laugh out loud.
You've probably asked something that most of us have wondered from time to time  "
No need to apologise... Its seriously something I've wondered about for a while... It it diet that makes it lumpy? The lack of 'clearing the pipes'? Or do some people just have naturally lumpy spunk? |
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I must pay more attention I think ..I never knew it could be lumpy ...My husbands is lovely and smooth no lumps as that would make me sick , and it depends what mood I’m in as to how I dispose of it  .. |
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"Mine comes out in nice straight lines and there’s plenty in the tank 
Didn’t you get rid of it this morning at the Tesco glory hole "
Omg we would never get the queues down if we had them at Tescos. Takes hole in the wall to another level  |
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"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting  "
Hell no. I never 'cum' across it... The nearest is really thick cum that slowly dribbles out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting "
Chewy?! Now I’m just thinking of milk that’s gone bad! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know what you mean Iv seen it before  but not sure why it’s like that "
Thank you!!! Thought I must of been a bit crazy then, glad, well sort of, that you've also experienced this strange consistanty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know what you mean Iv seen it before but not sure why it’s like that "
It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting
Chewy though???  "
I personally don't chew... But it looks like it would have a great bubble blowing texture to it. |
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" lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this  same I’m tempted to google it ..."
I just have.. Basically the older the man gets, the less hydrated it becomes. Less water. More lumpy. Lumpy cum is mainly made of protein with absence of water. |
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By *intteaMan
over a year ago
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Having pondered this for a few minutes I think I know what you mean! Mine is thick (but not lumpy) if I haven’t cum for a while (over 10days) and gets thinner and thinner the shorter the distance between Cumming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know what you mean Iv seen it before but not sure why it’s like that
It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis."
What have you been touching then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this same I’m tempted to google it ...
I just have.. Basically the older the man gets, the less hydrated it becomes. Less water. More lumpy. Lumpy cum is mainly made of protein with absence of water. "
So in short... I need to start fucking the younger ones, or make sure the older ones are hydrated before giving me their load? |
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"I love heavy cummer. Turns me on more when I seen loads of cum squirting out fast. "
For me that's what happens if it's been a week or two since the last time - lovely thick looping beads of dirty spunk spurting forth. But if it's the morning after a good few goes then it's a bit thicker and less volume.
Hope that helps   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this same I’m tempted to google it ...
I just have.. Basically the older the man gets, the less hydrated it becomes. Less water. More lumpy. Lumpy cum is mainly made of protein with absence of water.
So in short... I need to start fucking the younger ones, or make sure the older ones are hydrated before giving me their load? "
Seems so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve been working on this like a mad scientist for awhile and I think I’ve got a consultation..
If I haven’t fired for awhile it’s a thick one and a lot of it.. like most I imagine.
If it’s been recent then it’s slightly runny but still thick.
But!! If I’ve been pumping away for ages on a recent load, I can only describe as if you was holding the end on a tap then turning it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know what you mean Iv seen it before but not sure why it’s like that
It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis.
What have you been touching then "
Well last time I checked you can't touch your cock whilst standing in a queue in a shop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know what you mean Iv seen it before but not sure why it’s like that
It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis.
What have you been touching then
Well last time I checked you can't touch your cock whilst standing in a queue in a shop "
I’ve got belly ache from laughing at this thread.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45. "
I think that's the way to go, avoiding the tapioca  |
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"Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45. "
And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.
And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield' "
Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.
And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'
Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call "
And celery whipping... thank you for really making me belly chuckle tonight xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.
And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'
Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call
And celery whipping... thank you for really making me belly chuckle tonight xx "
You're welcome. Glad I could be of some kind of positive service.
Maybe I'll pop back again, with some other curiosities that pop into my mind. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well thank you for all your input.
When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.
And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'
Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call
And celery whipping... thank you for really making me belly chuckle tonight xx
You're welcome. Glad I could be of some kind of positive service.
Maybe I'll pop back again, with some other curiosities that pop into my mind. Xx"
Please do. This is the most I've laughed in days xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it? "
This!!!
I guess you could whip it up with the celery, ensuring a smooth consistency. Just a thought... |
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"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting "
I only ever gave my first husband one blowjob in the ten years we were married as he had lumpy cum and I didn’t like it...... bless him. Ever since then the odd time I’ve seen lumpy cum it’s made me feel a little sick!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it? "
More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird |
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?
More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird "
Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?
More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird
Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t "
Anything that goes up my arse... Is coming straight back out and over your face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?
More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird
Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?
More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird
Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting "
please god dont let me meet him, I love spunk but I couldnt chew on it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting
please god dont let me meet him, I love spunk but I couldnt chew on it "
Collect enough of it, put it in a jar.. Great for sticking posters up. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?
More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird
Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do enjoy a lovely spunk dump but I've never had it lumpy before o.O I think that would make me UncOMForTabLe  "
It helps to collect left over food from your teeth, just like chewing gum |
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