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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I only do it once... I know..total minger!I wouldn't have you...your a disgrace...YUK!  "
That's cool...41 no fillings and all my own teeth so not doing so bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oral hygiene is very important
That's why I dip my cock in mouthwash before a meet 
Very considerate of you to leave her breath fresh for the next punter "
You know the saying, 5 cocks a day keeps the doctor away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I only do it once... I know..total minger!I wouldn't have you...your a disgrace...YUK!
That's cool...41 no fillings and all my own teeth so not doing so bad "
I commend you for your teeth..now up the regime please.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes I only do it once... I know..total minger!I wouldn't have you...your a disgrace...YUK!
That's cool...41 no fillings and all my own teeth so not doing so bad I commend you for your teeth..now up the regime please.
Thank You. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now that brushing six times a day is it with a penis or toothbrush."
One young man in a previous post (see above) recommends using a penis rinsed in mouthwash.
That's too extreme for me so I would sometimes use a penis and leave you with the responsibility to 'safeguard' your own teeth.
Is that OK? |
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"brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation. "
Ooh he's the germ free adolescent whose grown up! (For the younger members - Google X-Ray Spex) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Ooh he's the germ free adolescent whose grown up! (For the younger members - Google X-Ray Spex)"
Can you explain this strange concoction? |
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"brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Ooh he's the germ free adolescent whose grown up! (For the younger members - Google X-Ray Spex) Can you explain this strange concoction? "
It's a song about sd someone who cleans their teeth 10 times a day and what to do to impress them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Ooh he's the germ free adolescent whose grown up! (For the younger members - Google X-Ray Spex) Can you explain this strange concoction?
It's a song about sd someone who cleans their teeth 10 times a day and what to do to impress them. "
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"Op
Might be time to realise the funky smell is coming from you not them...
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Some forum members can find it hard to tell, due to heads being up their own bottoms...
Present company excluded of course! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I only do it once... I know..total minger!I wouldn't have you...your a disgrace...YUK!
That's cool...41 no fillings and all my own teeth so not doing so bad I commend you for your teeth..now up the regime please.
Thank You.
Lol"
Just to let you know I have a few fillings nicely tucked away out of sight.
So maybe YOU should be handling this thread! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"brush their teef 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"brush their teef 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
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Sorry bro, I don't normally swear...but read the rest it gets gentler. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"brush their teef 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
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Satirically spoken! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"brush their teef 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Satirically spoken! "
I mean Satirically written?
ES correct YOUR spelling!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"brush their teef 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Satirically spoken! I mean Satirically written?
ES correct YOUR spelling!
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You may need to worry about teeth enamel wearing down due to excessive teeth brushing. If you brush them correctly twice a day, floss and clean the tongue then there shouldn't really be bad breath. Smoking, being dehydrated, eating certain foods, cavities or using mouthwash can also cause bad breath |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You may need to worry about teeth enamel wearing down due to excessive teeth brushing. If you brush them correctly twice a day, floss and clean the tongue then there shouldn't really be bad breath. Smoking, being dehydrated, eating certain foods, cavities or using mouthwash can also cause bad breath "
Thank you doc! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I've still got 7 baby teeth, n look after them very well  Is this possible?
Any knowledgeable person please let me know...I'm dubious! "
Yes very possible I know a few who still have baby teeth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've still got 7 baby teeth, n look after them very well Is this possible?
Any knowledgeable person please let me know...I'm dubious!
Yes very possible I know a few who still have baby teeth "
I do remember reading somewhere that having baby teeth as an adult causes that person to dribble a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You do realise OP that ladies with no teeth give a much better blow job "
If I say anything positive here I'm FINISHED with those who have teeth....maybe when I'm older! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation. "
Do you brush yours, makes me wonder with such a foul mouth? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"brush their teeth 5 times a day as opposed to those who do it only twice!
If you do have an issue with that? F*CK off as I CHOOSE who I want breathing in my face.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Do you brush yours, makes me wonder with such a foul mouth?"
A fair comment for this thread, but if you read from the top downwards there is a method to the madness.
I'll scrub up better next time! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I prefer a woman like a tornado. They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave!  "
A very smart quip! But! To get away with admiring it on here can only be achieved from deep within the Tornado shelter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I floss with pubes. "
It seems you have to be admired for originality.
Then interrogated about Hygiene!
Their pubes or yours?
Infected or disinfected? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish there is a subtle way to tell people (men or women) with bad breath they have bad breath.
I leave it for someone else to do and it seems someone never does what they are supposed to do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish there is a subtle way to tell people (men or women) with bad breath they have bad breath.
I leave it for someone else to do and it seems someone never does what they are supposed to do."
...You truly are a Cunning writer as well as a Cunning Stunt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish there is a subtle way to tell people (men or women) with bad breath they have bad breath.
I leave it for someone else to do and it seems someone never does what they are supposed to do....You truly are a Cunning writer as well as a Cunning Stunt! "
....But I don't think you should stop at JUST bad breath. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know you cannot breath through your nose when you smile! "
Just tried it and you can BUT know that if you showed THAT face in public police cars would come from miles around to attend to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know you cannot breath through your nose when you smile! Just tried it and you can BUT know that if you showed THAT face in public police cars would come from miles around to attend to you. "
I just wanted to make a grumpy man like you smile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish there is a subtle way to tell people (men or women) with bad breath they have bad breath.
I leave it for someone else to do and it seems someone never does what they are supposed to do....You truly are a Cunning writer as well as a Cunning Stunt! ....But I don't think you should stop at JUST bad breath. "
Agree |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know you cannot breath through your nose when you smile! Just tried it and you can BUT know that if you showed THAT face in public police cars would come from miles around to attend to you.
I just wanted to make a grumpy man like you smile! "
Can I admit to enjoying the enlightenment you bring to my life? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know you cannot breath through your nose when you smile! Just tried it and you can BUT know that if you showed THAT face in public police cars would come from miles around to attend to you.
I just wanted to make a grumpy man like you smile! Can I admit to enjoying the enlightenment you bring to my life?"
Likewise bro! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know you cannot breath through your nose when you smile! ...and to bring this all back on track! You do show a LOT of teeth if you try!!
Is this good enough?
A perfect description! "
That sketch/skit is now over!
It cannot be improved on!!
Leave well alone!
Depart Now!!!!
See you next time!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know you cannot breath through your nose when you smile! "
Please do not try this at home! This SHOULD come
with a health warning!!
Call the docs.................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
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Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay?"
Thanks, as I really don't have the energy for anyones misery today and didn't want to spoil the happy mood Im feeling right now.
But I wish you (truly) all the best...and a good rest.
Huey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay? Thanks, as I really don't have the energy for anyones misery today and didn't want to spoil the happy mood Im feeling right now.
But I wish you (truly) all the best...and a good rest.
Huey. "
Sweet. Thanks bro. I have sent you a friend request! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay? Thanks, as I really don't have the energy for anyones misery today and didn't want to spoil the happy mood Im feeling right now.
But I wish you (truly) all the best...and a good rest.
Huey. "
Oops. Apparently we both have blocked both of the same sex. I will take my filter out. Feel free to message me and I will reply later, maybe tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay? Thanks, as I really don't have the energy for anyones misery today and didn't want to spoil the happy mood Im feeling right now.
But I wish you (truly) all the best...and a good rest.
Huey.
Oops. Apparently we both have blocked both of the same sex. I will take my filter out. Feel free to message me and I will reply later, maybe tomorrow."
Ok, will do it from my end (sounds suspect) let's tread carefully! Don't even know what emoji to put to make it seem less suspect! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay? Thanks, as I really don't have the energy for anyones misery today and didn't want to spoil the happy mood Im feeling right now.
But I wish you (truly) all the best...and a good rest.
Huey.
Oops. Apparently we both have blocked both of the same sex. I will take my filter out. Feel free to message me and I will reply later, maybe tomorrow. Ok, will do it from my end (sounds suspect) let's tread carefully! Don't even know what emoji to put to make it seem less suspect!"
Cheers bro. Have a great day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are we going to try to have a serious conversation?
Hey bro, I would love to. I was at work from 5am this morning, and had to spend the whole afternoon with my accountant. I am literally fucked. Maybe another time? I will add you to my friends list, and we can chat at another time? Is that okay? Thanks, as I really don't have the energy for anyones misery today and didn't want to spoil the happy mood Im feeling right now.
But I wish you (truly) all the best...and a good rest.
Huey.
Oops. Apparently we both have blocked both of the same sex. I will take my filter out. Feel free to message me and I will reply later, maybe tomorrow. Ok, will do it from my end (sounds suspect) let's tread carefully! Don't even know what emoji to put to make it seem less suspect!
Cheers bro. Have a great day! "
I"LL open my filter so communication can proceed in an orderly fashion. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I brush my teeth several times a day with hot water. Recently been using black toothpaste i got from the health food shop."
Black toothpaste...an interesting choice! |
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