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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a wank this morning. I wouldn't say it was out of this world...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m out of this world

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

It happens! Don’t beat yourself up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m out of this world

You're certainly in a world of your own...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try doing it with a Milky Way in your mouth

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I had a wank this morning. I wouldn't say it was out of this world... "

Obviously... you're not an astronaut are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try doing it with a Milky Way in your mouth"

Or a Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It happens! Don’t beat yourself up

It was just a run of the mill, Sunday mid morning wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try doing it with a Milky Way in your mouth

Or a Mars bar"

Or galaxy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a wank this morning. I wouldn't say it was out of this world...

Obviously... you're not an astronaut are you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try doing it with a Milky Way in your mouth

Or a Mars bar

Or galaxy "

Or space invaders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try doing it with a Milky Way in your mouth

Or a Mars bar"

Dont like them. They always give me toothache...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't had a wank for about a week now. Might have 1 tonight. See what's new on tubekitty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try doing it with a Milky Way in your mouth

Or a Mars bar

Or galaxy

Or space invaders "

The pickled onion ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanking is all I have done these past couple of weeks. Getting sore now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't had a wank for about a week now. Might have 1 tonight. See what's new on tubekitty.

Are you still out on the rig bud?

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

"It happens! Don’t beat yourself up

It was just a run of the mill, Sunday mid morning wank."

Windy day today, might’ve happened due to a crosswind. Try again , don’t give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It happens! Don’t beat yourself up

It was just a run of the mill, Sunday mid morning wank.

Windy day today, might’ve happened due to a crosswind. Try again , don’t give up

Id been saving it up for a fortnight as well... I wish I was like that bloke that can come three times before his knob goes off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't had a wank for about a week now. Might have 1 tonight. See what's new on tubekitty.

Are you still out on the rig bud?"

No I'm home now. Got back on Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't had a wank for about a week now. Might have 1 tonight. See what's new on tubekitty.

Are you still out on the rig bud?

No I'm home now. Got back on Monday "
That's a shame. You could've done it out of a porthole and seen if you could get a seagull to catch it and eat it in midair...

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Wanking is all I have done these past couple of weeks. Getting sore now

The government recommended a daily "WALK"

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Wanking is all I have done these past couple of weeks. Getting sore now

I can recommend baby oil

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Wanking is all I have done these past couple of weeks. Getting sore now

I can recommend baby oil

That reminds me need baby oil on my shopping list. For my next all over body massage

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

"It happens! Don’t beat yourself up

It was just a run of the mill, Sunday mid morning wank.

Windy day today, might’ve happened due to a crosswind. Try again , don’t give up

Id been saving it up for a fortnight as well... I wish I was like that bloke that can come three times before his knob goes off."

...and don’t believe everything you read. Stress is the worst enemy

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Have another one things can only get better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s a wank??

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