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over a year ago
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Up in the sky.
It wasn't a bird.
It was either a plane or superman. But the idea of it being a plane was so redicilous I discounted the idea immediately. |
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I've seen some strange things, more regular scince Dec 2012 when I saw a massive black sphere catch the light of the full moon fly by one evening. The asteroid in Russia. Also fireball in the sky followed by a strange green fog while returning from a meet 2 in the morning on A14 near Bury St Edmunds. Strange cloud movements and intermittent but regular occurring hi pitch noise in ear.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably one of the Illuminati / Lizard People off to visit Atlantis or another Planet."
That's what I was thinking but some crackpot with a tinfoil hat ACTUALLY believed it was a passenger plane. Pfffft. Must be reading the Guardian! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've seen some strange things, more regular scince Dec 2012 when I saw a massive black sphere catch the light of the full moon fly by one evening. The asteroid in Russia. Also fireball in the sky followed by a strange green fog while returning from a meet 2 in the morning on A14 near Bury St Edmunds. Strange cloud movements and intermittent but regular occurring hi pitch noise in ear.
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Occam's razor tells me it was an alien spacecraft.
I hope they washed their hands before they left. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably one of those "tesla" satellites...."
Or maybe a Huawei 5g satellite beaming us full of covid. I should have tried to set fire to it. What would David Ike have done? |
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over a year ago
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COVID-19 has provided me with new definitions.
Conspiracy Theorists - Wear a tin foil hat whilst calmly doing an inventory of stock in their underground bunkers.
Remarkably Sane People - Pull each others hair and hit each other with shopping baskets in the toilet roll isle....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up in the sky.
It wasn't a bird.
It was either a plane or superman. But the idea of it being a plane was so redicilous I discounted the idea immediately. "
fuck sake
you blew my cover |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Up in the sky.
It wasn't a bird.
It was either a plane or superman. But the idea of it being a plane was so redicilous I discounted the idea immediately.
fuck sake
you blew my cover "
Changing in a phone booth was conspicuous at the best of times when you are the only person on the street you really do stand out.
Please be aware that saving a damsel in distress tied up on the railway tracks is no longer a valid excuse for leaving your home.
Sorry for blowing your cover. When someone does that to me I blow them right back  |
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"Can you describe what it was that you could not identify?"
Tubular, with wings on either side and smaller wings at the back leaving a trail of white smoke behind them. Same as airplanes before they became extinct. Remember them? Back in the day... |
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over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there "
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone."
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know "
Yeah Darth Vader sounded like he was struggling to revover from COVID-19. Now I know why stormtroopers wears masks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know "
PS you came first in my vote  |
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over a year ago
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"Has anyone seen Dolphins leaving the planet yet?
Yup they said so long and thanks for all the fish."
The Orcas left too and said thanks for all the delicious Seaworld trainers. |
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The Orcas left too and said thanks for all the delicious Seaworld trainers.
Have they gone back to Middle Earth?  "
No no. Those are Orcs. They eat Hobbits not Seaworld trainers. |
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The Orcas left too and said thanks for all the delicious Seaworld trainers.
Have they gone back to Middle Earth?
No no. Those are Orcs. They eat Hobbits not Seaworld trainers."
Do they have to wash those large feet (Hobbits)? Going to take more than 20 seconds by singing along to "Happy Birthday to you".
Have to sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've seen UFOs but I think that just becuase I can't explain them, it doesn't mean that no one can. I'm all onboard for there being life on other planets though, it makes sense that that with billions of planets, one more must contain life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen UFOs but I think that just becuase I can't explain them, it doesn't mean that no one can. I'm all onboard for there being life on other planets though, it makes sense that that with billions of planets, one more must contain life."
Its life Jim but not as we know it.
Oooo look, chickens on the Starboard bow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The Orcas left too and said thanks for all the delicious Seaworld trainers.
Have they gone back to Middle Earth?
No no. Those are Orcs. They eat Hobbits not Seaworld trainers.
Do they have to wash those large feet (Hobbits)? Going to take more than 20 seconds by singing along to "Happy Birthday to you".
Have to sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody."
Just skip the part where he says you think you can stone me and spit in my eye. Spitting in eyes is out until after lockdown according to Boris. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've seen UFOs but I think that just becuase I can't explain them, it doesn't mean that no one can. I'm all onboard for there being life on other planets though, it makes sense that that with billions of planets, one more must contain life.
Its life Jim but not as we know it.
Oooo look, chickens on the Starboard bow"
We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
Now I've got earworm. Thanks for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know
PS you came first in my vote "
Wow thankyou so much, that was lovely to hear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Up in the sky.
It wasn't a bird.
It was either a plane or superman. But the idea of it being a plane was so redicilous I discounted the idea immediately.
Last UFO I saw was a hoax x"
Are you really Donald Trump? |
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"Up in the sky.
It wasn't a bird.
It was either a plane or superman. But the idea of it being a plane was so redicilous I discounted the idea immediately.
Last UFO I saw was a hoax x
Are you really Donald Trump?"
No
The last UFO I saw was a hoax
I have no idea what you saw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know
Yeah Darth Vader sounded like he was struggling to revover from COVID-19. Now I know why stormtroopers wears masks."
Exactly lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know
PS you came first in my vote
Wow thankyou so much, that was lovely to hear "
As a Jedi Knight I am sworn to the truth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know
Yeah Darth Vader sounded like he was struggling to revover from COVID-19. Now I know why stormtroopers wears masks.
Exactly lol"
Does that mean that Boris's next slogan is going to be "I am your father"
It'll have half the blonde kids in the UK wanting paternity tests...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As a Jedi Knight I am sworn to the truth
Have you kissed your Sister? "
Yes but Mother Superior interupted us.
In my defence at least I'm not Jamie Lannister. The Kings Guard go all the way... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are definitely not alone and the truth is out there
Well we weren't alone.
There were aliens out there till we killed them all off with COVID-19. Their fault. They should have STAYED ALERT.
Now we're alone.
Think youve watched too much War of the worlds lol
They have masks you know
PS you came first in my vote
Wow thankyou so much, that was lovely to hear
As a Jedi Knight I am sworn to the truth "
Im a Jedi too  Yoda is my Master |
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