On a brisk walk this morning. I passed the paper shop and the local 'character' shouts , 'hiya love' ... I shout hiyaaaaa then it comes .... can I have 20 pence, just 20pence... ? I only need 20 pence.
I say..... I haven't got any money with me.
He says.... Sorry for asking you..love.
I turned around took two steps back n said ..... Don't be sorry, what are you sorry for ? If I had it , i'd give it to you but I haven't but don't be sorry.
With that he touched my arm and said ... c'mon i'll walk this way with you.
I was like this 
So I hear the lovely story of how he has money but needs the 20p for a can of cider but his words are muffled cos I can only concentrate with shock about him touching my arm .. I mumble..... im out for a walk so i don't......
With that another woman passes on the other side of the street...... and he dumps me........ HE DUMPS ME! and starts his routine with her.
Fickle fucker.....
How many of you believe I didn't have 2p with me?
What lesson should I take from this experience ?
How much is a can of cider ?
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over a year ago
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I don’t believe you, grammars are all minted and have loose change in their underwear.
The lesson you should take is just toss him 20p and say fuck off.
Cider... no idea, Total pesh  |
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over a year ago
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Some people living on the street need something to get them through the day's
Somre have deep seated problems both oersonal and mental so I for one would have just given him the 20p if I had it in my pocket but if you didn't then no problem.  |
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over a year ago
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What lesson? You should enforce your personal space better.
I get it all the time and I’m afraid I don’t give anything to beggars or those loitering for change outside shops. I don’t like anyone getting in my personal space and will challenge someone if they do.. especially during current times.
People are too polite. |
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over a year ago
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"Bit of a lose /win story.
He didn't get his 20 pence but you got the bad touch.
Hope you've rinsed your arm with full strength Dettol,GC "
Earwormed me...
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
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over a year ago
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The only lesson I can see is that you started off with no 20 pence coin then ended up with 18 pence less than the 20 pence you didnt have. Was this a deliberate test? Guy sounds dodgy, keep a reactive gap GC. |
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" The only lesson I can see is that you started off with no 20 pence coin then ended up with 18 pence less than the 20 pence you didnt have. Was this a deliberate test? Guy sounds dodgy, keep a reactive gap GC."
Either I need a good proof reader or I no longer care too much about standards. Well spotted. |
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