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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok guys please explain this to me
I'm at work I need a number 2 so go in the loos there are 4 stalls all clean and fully functional I pick the end stall.
So there am enjoying a bit of peace and quiet when someone comes in and every fucking time they choose the stall next to mine 
Why do guys do this??? ffs what's wrong with the other ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s pretty much the same in most scenarios, sit in a nice quiet environment Having a coffee then someone decides to sit close by & even initiate a conversation, go away you tool .
You park your vehicle in a half empty carpark then some tool park their car beside yours , sod off tool .
We both enjoy our personal space when out & choose to ,but it seems most humans like to invade others space . Enjoying this social distancing long may it last |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s pretty much the same in most scenarios, sit in a nice quiet environment Having a coffee then someone decides to sit close by & even initiate a conversation, go away you tool .
You park your vehicle in a half empty carpark then some tool park their car beside yours , sod off tool .
We both enjoy our personal space when out & choose to ,but it seems most humans like to invade others space . Enjoying this social distancing long may it last "
Exactly. This is human nature for a lot of people. They find subconscious security in the herd |
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I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo "
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo
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Nice to see someone appreciate that. I was expecting to be told how odd it is lol |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo "
Never understood this !! If I need a dump I will go anywhere, even mcdonalds xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo "
I’ll try my best to avoid them unless it’s situation critical! 
I can’t understand the STATE some people leave the toilets in at work or elsewhere - you wouldn’t leave shit and piss everywhere at home so why the fuck is it acceptable at work??
And WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS, and no, turning on a tap and running your fingers through for literally a second doesn’t count you dirty skanks! |
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo
I’ll try my best to avoid them unless it’s situation critical!
I can’t understand the STATE some people leave the toilets in at work or elsewhere - you wouldn’t leave shit and piss everywhere at home so why the fuck is it acceptable at work??
And WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS, and no, turning on a tap and running your fingers through for literally a second doesn’t count you dirty skanks! "
I live very close to my office and I go out for visits too so I can go home if needed. It’s not a case of my work toilets been a mess that puts me off I’d be put off anywhere. But it boils my piss seeing fuckers not wash there hands or literally just wetting them. Makes me wanna throat punch them haha #NotAViolentMan  |
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo
Never understood this !! If I need a dump I will go anywhere, even mcdonalds xx "
I’m very regular on the whole but I can also hold it for a great amount of time if needed |
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo
Never understood this !! If I need a dump I will go anywhere, even mcdonalds xx "
I take a poetic pleasure in using mc ds facilitates
People actually usually go for 3 or 4 thinking they will be the least used , however because the Hurd use the everyone else but not me will be lazy and go to one logic ironically 3 and 4 are the most used
They also wanted 4 3 was considered the next best option  |
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So , O.P. Let us see what we have learned from this.
1. There are four stalls. You shit in stall 4 and someone comes in to use stall 3. Yet you keep using stall 4.
Hmmmmmmmmm Freud he says you keep shit company. |
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo "
No throne like your own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unfortunately I suffer with bowel problems after having radiotherapy if I need a poo I can't wait it can actually stop me going out for a while if I'm having a really bad flare up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women do it too lol, ive 3 toilets in my work and if i pick the end one its guaranteed someone will use the stand next too me. But problem solved now, use V I POO, its posh spray for nasty aromas and fits in your pocket plus flush for the first round then stray again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women do it too lol, ive 3 toilets in my work and if i pick the end one its guaranteed someone will use the stand next too me. But problem solved now, use V I POO, its posh spray for nasty aromas and fits in your pocket plus flush for the first round then stray again "
Good thinking! At least if you are doing it at work technically you are being paid for it also!
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"Women do it too lol, ive 3 toilets in my work and if i pick the end one its guaranteed someone will use the stand next too me. But problem solved now, use V I POO, its posh spray for nasty aromas and fits in your pocket plus flush for the first round then stray again "
Trouble is........ we all know what V.I.POO smells like.
Making your own is dirt cheap. |
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"I can’t understand how people can go for a number 2 in public toilet wether that’s in work or elsewhere. I need to be on my own loo. If I go to a hotel it takes me time acclimatise to using that loo "
Yes this is me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have my favourite cubicles at work depending on which toilet I'm going to. If it's free I'll go in regardless if someone is in the next one or not."
Let me guess, it’s the end one? |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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"Think I've only ever had a number 2 at work once and that's because I had a stomach upset. Luckily no-one came in. I just cannot do it! Also I go before going to work so all plans out well."
Exactly the same here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have my favourite cubicles at work depending on which toilet I'm going to. If it's free I'll go in regardless if someone is in the next one or not.
Let me guess, it’s the end one?"
No actually, first or second depending on which toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have my favourite cubicles at work depending on which toilet I'm going to. If it's free I'll go in regardless if someone is in the next one or not.
Let me guess, it’s the end one?
No actually, first or second depending on which toilet."
Second is a brave choice! Haha |
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First of all, I don't do this because I do all my dumps at home.
If he goes to the other end stall and does an almighty smelly shit, you and anyone else who walks in is going to know it's him.
But if he lays that deuce right next to you, the next person who comes in won't know for sure who the smelly one is. And then he can blame it on you later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on if they're handicap one's , they are a little taller (chair height) "
But nothing worse than someone waiting outside to go in after you have been for one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have my favourite cubicles at work depending on which toilet I'm going to. If it's free I'll go in regardless if someone is in the next one or not.
Let me guess, it’s the end one?
No actually, first or second depending on which toilet.
Second is a brave choice! Haha"
It's a sensible one. The seat is fitted straight and it doesn't move sideways when you sit down, the hanger for my bag is not broken off, the lock bolt goes all the way through the holding bracket and not just about in and the flush handle works first time. |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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I was doing a pee ( it was a few years ago in guy mode) services on M6.
Was just finishing when sounds of footsteps hurriedly going into a stall close by, what followed could only be described as epic.
An explosion of wind poo, gasps, no1, no2, splashing, wind, more wind, in short, a pan sprayer.
It lasted fully 30seconds!
The round of applause from another cubicle was first time I’ve laughed in a loo..... |
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It’s like the law on changing rooms. Every gym I’ve been to it’s always the same. You get changed, dump your stuff in an empty locker and close it. When you finish your workout and want to get changed, you can guarantee that there’s a bloke in the changing room who has distributed his kit on the bench in front of your locker and is in the process of removing or placing it in the one adjacent to your’s. It makes no difference if when you arrived all the lockers were empty. |
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