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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m such a cat lady.
They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.
They’re independent and beautiful.
Cats aren’t men, they’re women  |
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
Because we have a feline fetish.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I see myself in them....independent, knows what it wants, doesnt stand for any nonsense, likes the finer things in life, choosy about the people they hang out with. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They go out
Prowl
Flirt with others
Then come home to you
Much like fab life
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And they treat us like a piece of meat. Vegans treat them like a cucumber. Fail to see our soul!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
Because they're cute, loving and sit on my lap lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men love cats, too.
Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.
I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open  "
Would you leave the doors open for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m such a cat lady.
They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.
They’re independent and beautiful.
Cats aren’t men, they’re women
I’ll second that  "
I'll definitely agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m such a cat lady.
They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.
They’re independent and beautiful.
Cats aren’t men, they’re women "
This! Although I have both a female cat and a male cat and the differences are so clear it’s crazy!
Cats are confident and as you said sassy, what’s not to love! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men love cats, too.
Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.
I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open
Would you leave the doors open for me? "
I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men love cats, too.
Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.
I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open
Would you leave the doors open for me?
I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you "
Is the neighbour hot as you are? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also think it depends on the cat. Mine don’t stay out all day and they don’t like to be left alone, the come to me when I call (most of the time) I can’t even shut my room door without one of them crying by it until I open it!
All furry personalities are different.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also think it depends on the cat. Mine don’t stay out all day and they don’t like to be left alone, the come to me when I call (most of the time) I can’t even shut my room door without one of them crying by it until I open it!
All furry personalities are different. "
And what about your man?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men love cats, too.
Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.
I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open
Would you leave the doors open for me?
I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you
Is the neighbour hot as you are? "
Of course not. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men love cats, too.
Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.
I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open
Would you leave the doors open for me?
I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you
Is the neighbour hot as you are?
Of course not."
Okay. Then I would come to you first! |
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
A good example of a lady though 
Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them 
Men or cat?
Men always let me cuddle them "
I would let you cuddle me if I were a cat. Maybe lick you off too! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them
Men or cat?
Men always let me cuddle them
I would let you cuddle me if I were a cat. Maybe lick you off too! "
Can I lick you back but |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them
Men or cat?
Men always let me cuddle them
I would let you cuddle me if I were a cat. Maybe lick you off too!
Can I lick you back but "
Now you are asking for trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just an animal lover all over. Currently own a cat. And everything you've said isn't true. I've had mine since 6 weeks old. She listens to me, comes in when I call her, she loves to play, comes to me for cuddles and lay on my lap or next to me and yes sleeps a lot but she is old now. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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I’m not a cat person. They make sounds that freak me out, plus they’re not very loyal.
I like dogs - warm, affectionate, cuddly, great at giving attention, love cuddles, playful - all the stuff I like |
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I’m a massive cat fan but lost my 15 year old boy a couple of years ago
He had his own character
Always came when I called him and always there waiting on the doorstep when I came home from work
He wasn’t ignorant like some cats
I would deffo have another one
They’re not dicks
Plus you don’t have to keep taking them out for a walk in all weathers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a massive cat fan but lost my 15 year old boy a couple of years ago
He had his own character
Always came when I called him and always there waiting on the doorstep when I came home from work
He wasn’t ignorant like some cats
I would deffo have another one
They’re not dicks
Plus you don’t have to keep taking them out for a walk in all weathers"
I'm sorry to hear that. Ages ago I used to have a cat who would follow me and my dog on our walks. We had to walk slow or stop to wait for him but he enjoyed it he was a clever beast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love cats, we have 2 middle aged girls at the moment. They are lovely, they are very friendly and affectionate, they greet us when we come home, they come to us when call them, they love being close to us, they happily sleep next to us.
I'm not to keen on dogs except 2 particular dogs. |
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
Cats are beautiful
Cats are intelligent
Cats are sassy
Cats take no crap
Cats are independent
I adore cats
This thread is a good reason for filters |
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"I’m not a cat person. They make sounds that freak me out, plus they’re not very loyal.
I like dogs - warm, affectionate, cuddly, great at giving attention, love cuddles, playful - all the stuff I like "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They shit in a box of their own filth then traipse it all around your house. Disgusting creatures."
If you piss standing up chances are you do the same... just sayin |
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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago
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We had a small female feral cat.
Took me three months to stroke her, but once I did she was stuck to me.
She would constantly chat, I've never known such a noisy cat!
Being feral she lived outside in a kennel I made for her, but come 08:00 she would start tapping on the back door and calling for me.
When I would let her in she was so happy and excited she could barely contain herself. I would sit cross legged on the kitchen floor, place my hand under her belly and 'dump' her upside down in my lap. Scrunch her belly, scratch her chin and cheeks. She would stay there for as long as I fussed her.
She died a couple of months ago, she was the best cast ever!
Niki tolerated her (she was mostly the one clearing the cat shit and molted fur!)
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
We have two - sometime you can say their name multiple times and they won’t even look, other times they will glance at you with a look that says “WTF is it now ? ” and then sometimes they just want to be with you constantly , playing and being stroked all night - yes cats are just like women |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I like both cats and dogs but cats are very underated. My mum had 5 and each one had really quirky personalities (one was feral that she took in - you had to watch yourself with him, he’d rip your hand off soon as look at you!).
They are affectionate but on their own terms. |
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A vegetarian's guide to meat.
Cats, as with other animals, form a relationship with you that involves your input.A cat lover will engage differently with them, compared to the others - and the cats do likewise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
You clearly know nothing about cats |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Love my little cat and she loves me i love your pussy too
Haha can i stroke it oh tanned one 
Social distancing  i will use a bseom besom even
What's a besom? a 2m broom with soft luxury hair attached "
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I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it. "
Must be feminists! |
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.
Must be feminists! "
They are all sort of varieties in there  |
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I have a cat that visits almost every day even if wet. Sleeps in garden if warm enough. Comes to sit with me and demands attention. Not unusual you may say but it's a female cat. They don't usually wander like males. I called cats protection as she was always around even at night, scratching at the windows. The owner was traced and she does go home mostly. |
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"I have a cat that visits almost every day even if wet. Sleeps in garden if warm enough. Comes to sit with me and demands attention. Not unusual you may say but it's a female cat. They don't usually wander like males. I called cats protection as she was always around even at night, scratching at the windows. The owner was traced and she does go home mostly."
This cat has chosen you as her human. She likes you. That tells me you’re a nice guy....cats know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.
Must be feminists!
They are all sort of varieties in there "
Talking about varieties, you are my fav! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cat is the only cat I like. He’s sweet, affectionate, does hilarious things and the easiest pet alive!! Never had any issues with him he’s puuurfect. Defo not a dog lover at all too big man and seeing folk clean their poop makes me yack but grateful that they do though! |
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.
Must be feminists!
They are all sort of varieties in there
Talking about varieties, you are my fav! "
more the merrier.. how about this one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.
Must be feminists!
They are all sort of varieties in there
Talking about varieties, you are my fav!
more the merrier.. how about this one? "
Even better! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are independent? Granted some are but have you seen how a lot cope when living alone?  "
Tell me about it. My maid has been away sick for past five days! |
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.
Must be feminists!
They are all sort of varieties in there
Talking about varieties, you are my fav!
more the merrier.. how about this one?
Even better! "
I like your style  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.
One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.
Must be feminists!
They are all sort of varieties in there
Talking about varieties, you are my fav!
more the merrier.. how about this one?
Even better!
I like your style "
Likewise A woman with a good SOH is always a turn on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman? "
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman?
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy
or vibrate? "
Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count? |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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I don't like them. I think they are evil creatures especially the one I live with who only has three legs.
I call him Tripod which gets me into trouble with my son (owner of the demon). His real name is Oscar.
He stalks me and attacks me for no reason. He sits and stares at me until I am forced to leave the room for no reason. He even put a dead spider on me for no reason other than he is the devil incarnate.
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman?
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy
or vibrate?
Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?"
Was she happy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman?
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy
or vibrate?
Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?"
I do that sometimes with myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman?
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy
or vibrate?
Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?
Was she happy? "
I assume so, I didn’t ask. I did help hang the washing out though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman?
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy
or vibrate?
Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?
I do that sometimes with myself! "
That’s an excellent idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
My cats arent anything like this!
I have five, 4 of which are choosing to be in the same room as me, right now. They come when I call, dont stay out all night and are really affectionate. Just like my ideal man! |
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"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat! "
my cats are better behaved than my daughters dog... they listen when I tell them mostly..although one likes to back chat.
Mine hate being left alone.. one of mine is very clingy and jealous of other cats and people. I only have to shout mine once and they come running. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've a great cat for seven years. They are so independent, can be left alone, look after themselves, are company without been annoying. They are the complete opposite of demanding, clever, and their purring is great for blood pressure!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've a great cat for seven years. They are so independent, can be left alone, look after themselves, are company without been annoying. They are the complete opposite of demanding, clever, and their purring is great for blood pressure!! |
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"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.
How about if that’s a woman?
I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy
or vibrate?
Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?
Was she happy?
I assume so, I didn’t ask. I did help hang the washing out though "
Sounds like you trusted a vibrating woman then. Helping her chores and all that. Wasn’t that hard pulling the answer out of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m such a cat lady.
They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.
They’re independent and beautiful.
Cats aren’t men, they’re women "
They kill nice birds and shit in other peoples gardens? |
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