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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Does it fuck you heathen

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

And I guess you're the kind of guy who butters bread before putting it in the toaster

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first when you're making it with a teapot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I knew that would ruffle a few feathers

I find when you put the milk in after that it cools the brew down too much.

Just as well I only drink Black Coffee

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milk in coffee first or it burns and tastes bitter.

Milk in tea last as the boiling water needs to release the tea flavour then add the milk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I guess you're the kind of guy who butters bread before putting it in the toaster "

And you squirt toothpaste straight on teeth.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And I guess you're the kind of guy who butters bread before putting it in the toaster "

No I tend to just butter the floor and just throw the slice on top of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is not ok to taste someone else's cup of tea/coffee to check if you forgot to add sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it fuck you heathen "

Nicely put

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I guess you're the kind of guy who butters bread before putting it in the toaster

No I tend to just butter the floor and just throw the slice on top of it "

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


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And you squirt toothpaste straight on teeth "

I have a blind friend who squirts toothpaste straight on to his teeth as he says he can guarantee to get it in his mouth much better than getting it on the brush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guess what. I don't have milk in my tea

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I leave the tea bag in my tea I like it strong just like my men

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Milk in coffee first or it burns and tastes bitter.

Milk in tea last as the boiling water needs to release the tea flavour then add the milk "

Agree with the milk in Coffe first for the same reason (although I only drink Black Coffee)

However if you put the milk in tea first then add the hot water, you still have to let the bag brew abit...

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By *man79Man  over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on..."

This is a recipe for disaster already

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It is not ok to taste someone else's cup of tea/coffee to check if you forgot to add sugar."

This is a definite NO NO...

Smelling someone elses food is also off the list, I hate when someone sniffs my plate of food

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it fuck you heathen "

This!

Milk AFTER water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter the bread before it goes in the toaster

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

Cream before jam

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By *heeky_laughMan  over a year ago

Greasby

Dunk your biscuit in someone else’s tea

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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And you squirt toothpaste straight on teeth

I have a blind friend who squirts toothpaste straight on to his teeth as he says he can guarantee to get it in his mouth much better than getting it on the brush. "

I never thought of that. Its nice to get another perspective. Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

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What kind of monster ARE you????

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime."

I am tempted to ban him for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime.

I am tempted to ban him for it"

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime.

I am tempted to ban him for it"

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime.

I am tempted to ban him for it"

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"It is not ok to taste someone else's cup of tea/coffee to check if you forgot to add sugar."

Who does that? no it’s not ok.

You have to have tea in a china cup

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Tea bag THEN milk

Milk then Tea bag is a waste of time unless you allow 30 mins in between

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime.

I am tempted to ban him for it"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on..."

Coffee or tea?!

Tea....water first!

Coffee....milk!

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on..."

You know nothing John Snow !!!

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By *ecky and justCouple  over a year ago

Godalming


"Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water ?"

Because the molecules in Hot (boiling) water are more separated, similar to water in a frozen state

HTH

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on...

Coffee or tea?!

Tea....water first!

Coffee....milk!"

Always this

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh OP. Do you also believe a Jaffa cake is a biscuit?

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman  over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cream before jam "

YES! Because otherwise the fatty cream smothers the jam taste!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tea goes in first, then the milk.

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman  over a year ago

East Sussex

And what is this about milk first, boiling water has to go direct on the teabag or the whole thing's RUINED!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

You don’t need sauce on a bacon or sausage butty, red or brown. In fact if you do you’re a heathen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deffo milk in first for tea

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By *onynickiCouple  over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Cream before jam "

Definitely !!

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

This should be one. Learn to manoeuvre your car properly ladies (and some men) and use the pump that’s available , even if there’s a car in the next one or it’s in the wrong side - it reaches.

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first when you're making it with a teapot "

That's not exactly true either

So

Obviously tea needs near boiling water to extract correctly

Thus absolutely never if making a mug of tea

However the origin of milk first comes from fine delicate China tea cups which if the hot water was added they could break hence the milk first concept

With modern chunky cups no difference however a fine tea brewed correctly(I like oolong loose tea made with a tea infuser ball),it could be said if being pretentious should not be ruined with milk but to just taint the tea if one must then post milk would enable the perfect dose

Obviously coffee is different

Expressed or stove top

85 degrees ish

Neat or milk warmed possibly steam frothed

Milk can be added to shot or shot to milk and they do taste different as there is a greater mix in the milk to shot method

No sugar in either

Now hot chocolate......

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"And what is this about milk first, boiling water has to go direct on the teabag or the whole thing's RUINED!"

Just incase any pretentious people suggest milk first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it fuck you heathen "

This!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Use a teapot.

End of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am tempted to report you to admin for such a heathen crime.

I am tempted to ban him for it"

Noooo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I should of called this thread "What's the right way to make a Cuppa"

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I should of called this thread "What's the right way to make a Cuppa"

"

The way the drinker likes it

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on..."

Absolute heathen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you're making a cuppa, the milk goes in first...

Follow on..."

Whaaaat? Never!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

I prefer a random order, water before anything even. There are bigger issues in life than tea

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