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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you came home from an essential shop to find Goldilocks in your house, messing with your stuff?

The Three Bears deserve a lot more sympathy, I reckon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll give her some oats

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Feed her then send her off packing

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'll give her some oats

Wild ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they were social distancing I’d let them carry on

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I'd tell her she chose not to social distance

So she should remove all her clothes and lay on the bed and wait for me

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'll give her some oats

She's all smashed avo on toast these days

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll give her some oats

She's all smashed avo on toast these days

Fuckin Millennials

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id tie her up and eat her

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Id tie her up and eat her

Talking about me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make her clean up entire house. I always wanted a maiden..;-)

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

I guess she would want me to keep out the way whilst she had fun with her 3 bears

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"If you came home from an essential shop to find Goldilocks in your house, messing with your stuff?

The Three Bears deserve a lot more sympathy, I reckon

The bears should have offered her the choice of them calling the police or going bearback and be the centre of attention in a bearbang and they'll say nothing

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I be Goldilocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get her to fix my chair

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Even as a child I remember thinking ‘cheeky bitch’

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

I would ask to borrow her dress then tell her to Fuck off x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Even as a child I remember thinking ‘cheeky bitch’

Same!

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"bearbang

I don’t know why that made me laugh. With my top off I could probably join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd probably try and bang her if she was hot

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Get her to fix my chair "

She was a bit of a hooligan, that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you came home from an essential shop to find Goldilocks in your house, messing with your wife?

The Three Bears deserve a lot more sympathy, I reckon

FTFY.

It happens.

I pour them a drink and then put the shopping away whilst hoping for an invitation.

Good times.

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By *vcarolTV/TS over a year ago

kilmarnockish

It would be highly unlikely that any of my stuff would fit her.

Mind you, I’ve got a bin bag full of things before I lost weight, there 20/22, she’s welcome to them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd slap the little bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tie her up and spank that ass!!

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I'd make sure the cucumber was still edible

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Well we always seem to struggle for a babysitter so I would employ her

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