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Brian May shreds his buttocks in gardening incident...
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""Gardening accident"
Is this similar as a guy accidentally getting his penis stuck in a vacuum hose in an unfortunate housework incident?
I did think that too.
Maybe he fell on his leafblower  "
Is arse raking a"thing" 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Least it wasn't his fantastic hair in a lockdown lawnmower "accident" like so many others including myself.... 
Trying to perm his bum hair?"
Great! Now I have an image in my mind of BM with long straight bum hair like the grey beard of Gandulf, getting his rollers out and smelling if pissy ammonia....    |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a leafblower
No escape from reality
Open your flies,
Insert to the thighs and see,
I'm just a poor bum, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little leaf, little blow,
Any way the leaf blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
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"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a leafblower
No escape from reality
Open your flies,
Insert to the thighs and see,
I'm just a poor bum, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little leaf, little blow,
Any way the leaf blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
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Good work Gemini Man
Poor Brian |
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