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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats the strangest sexual request that you have ever had? Mine was to perform oral sex on my then girlfriends whilst on a train in Spain, there were people in the carriage justa few rows of seats away lol |
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We got chatting on MSN to a couple we had first got contacted by on here.
All was going well, until they asked if we were animal lovers... to which we replied yes.
They then suggested that when we met Jayne should get to know their alsation a bit better..... it took a couple more messages before we realised what they were getting at!!!! 
We looked at each other, and both "clicked" at the same time.... it was a four handed scrabble for the delete button lol!  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"We got chatting on MSN to a couple we had first got contacted by on here.
All was going well, until they asked if we were animal lovers... to which we replied yes.
They then suggested that when we met Jayne should get to know their alsation a bit better..... it took a couple more messages before we realised what they were getting at!!!!
We looked at each other, and both "clicked" at the same time.... it was a four handed scrabble for the delete button lol! "
Alsation - native of Alsace mebbies (or prob not....!!!!)
Non sexual one, but guy I know was coming round, got a text off him saying "be round in 20 mins, you got any superglue????"
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Responded, "yeah, but prefer cuffs "
Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge  |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
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"We got chatting on MSN to a couple we had first got contacted by on here.
All was going well, until they asked if we were animal lovers... to which we replied yes.
They then suggested that when we met Jayne should get to know their alsation a bit better..... it took a couple more messages before we realised what they were getting at!!!!
We looked at each other, and both "clicked" at the same time.... it was a four handed scrabble for the delete button lol!
Alsation - native of Alsace mebbies (or prob not....!!!!)
Non sexual one, but guy I know was coming round, got a text off him saying "be round in 20 mins, you got any superglue????"
..
..
..
Responded, "yeah, but prefer cuffs "
Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge "
Hmmm superglue..... now thats something i need to google |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"We got chatting on MSN to a couple we had first got contacted by on here.
All was going well, until they asked if we were animal lovers... to which we replied yes.
They then suggested that when we met Jayne should get to know their alsation a bit better..... it took a couple more messages before we realised what they were getting at!!!!
We looked at each other, and both "clicked" at the same time.... it was a four handed scrabble for the delete button lol!
Alsation - native of Alsace mebbies (or prob not....!!!!)
Non sexual one, but guy I know was coming round, got a text off him saying "be round in 20 mins, you got any superglue????"
..
..
..
Responded, "yeah, but prefer cuffs "
Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge
Hmmm superglue..... now thats something i need to google "
Do not even go there!!!! Just don't forget the cuffs, you know how we love them.....pretty please  |
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Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge "
Superglue. Now there's a great idea. Order 1000 litres of the stuff and stick it on the bridge.
If that doesn't stop all the Trolls nothing will. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge
Superglue. Now there's a great idea. Order 1000 litres of the stuff and stick it on the bridge.
If that doesn't stop all the Trolls nothing will. "
Who's that trip-trip-tripping on my bridge???? |
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Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge
Superglue. Now there's a great idea. Order 1000 litres of the stuff and stick it on the bridge.
If that doesn't stop all the Trolls nothing will.
Who's that trip-trip-tripping on my bridge???? "
It's better than drip-drip-dripping?
Doc, more of that Penny Cillin please. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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Was fairly relieved when he said he'd broken his tooth and wanted to glue it back onto the bridge
Superglue. Now there's a great idea. Order 1000 litres of the stuff and stick it on the bridge.
If that doesn't stop all the Trolls nothing will.
Who's that trip-trip-tripping on my bridge????
It's better than drip-drip-dripping?
Doc, more of that Penny Cillin please."
Bugger, he said that was pre-cum...though it shouldn't have been green  |
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"We got chatting on MSN to a couple we had first got contacted by on here.
All was going well, until they asked if we were animal lovers... to which we replied yes.
They then suggested that when we met Jayne should get to know their alsation a bit better..... it took a couple more messages before we realised what they were getting at!!!!
We looked at each other, and both "clicked" at the same time.... it was a four handed scrabble for the delete button lol! "
I had a similar contact with a fem on here started normal then we had lil Fone fun the second time she said she had her special friend with her me bein silly thought she meant in a toy, till I heard a bark am then she said who the friend was sorry but ewwwww |
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I think the animal sex thing is more common than people realise, ive been offered a meet with what was described as a "fully trained and experienced dalmation" the owner (a fellow fabber) went on to say his dog had been with 7 women already and had succesfully done them all.
not sure if this is even legal ?? I wud imagine its classed as some sort of abuse. x |
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"I think the animal sex thing is more common than people realise, ive been offered a meet with what was described as a "fully trained and experienced dalmation" the owner (a fellow fabber) went on to say his dog had been with 7 women already and had succesfully done them all.
not sure if this is even legal ?? I wud imagine its classed as some sort of abuse. x"
That is absolutely disgusting .... awful x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the animal sex thing is more common than people realise, ive been offered a meet with what was described as a "fully trained and experienced dalmation" the owner (a fellow fabber) went on to say his dog had been with 7 women already and had succesfully done them all.
not sure if this is even legal ?? I wud imagine its classed as some sort of abuse. x
That is absolutely disgusting .... awful x"
Suddenly feel it neccesary to point out I did not take up the offer ! |
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