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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

You awake not sure where you are or how you got there, and where are you? It's cold and the ground beneath you seems to be rising and falling. You look up, the sky is dark and moonless but you can see two masts and some sails flapping wildly in the wind. You seem to be on a brigantine, how did you get here?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Press gang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kid-napped

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Kid-napped "

Arent you a bit old for that buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kid-napped

Arent you a bit old for that buddy? "

I'm nearly 40, I'm getting a bit old for most thing bud lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Kid-napped

Arent you a bit old for that buddy?

I'm nearly 40, I'm getting a bit old for most thing bud lol "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

You make your way aft, the ships wheel is unfettered but it seems to be steering itself, at the entrance to the cabin there is a brass plaque, what is on it. M.... ....ste, rolling up your cuff you wipe frantically at the brass. Marie Celeste!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely? "

your a nutter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely?

your a nutter "

Me? I'm the only sane one here

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You make your way aft, the ships wheel is unfettered but it seems to be steering itself, at the entrance to the cabin there is a brass plaque, what is on it. M.... ....ste, rolling up your cuff you wipe frantically at the brass. Marie Celeste!"

Neat spirit leak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You make your way aft, the ships wheel is unfettered but it seems to be steering itself, at the entrance to the cabin there is a brass plaque, what is on it. M.... ....ste, rolling up your cuff you wipe frantically at the brass. Marie Celeste!"

Happy days, Canda here I come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You make your way aft, the ships wheel is unfettered but it seems to be steering itself, at the entrance to the cabin there is a brass plaque, what is on it. M.... ....ste, rolling up your cuff you wipe frantically at the brass. Marie Celeste!

Happy days, Canda here I come "

Canada

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

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By *ulahlollipopWoman  over a year ago

Reading/London

Definitely too much tequila

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely?

your a nutter

Me? I'm the only sane one here "

Sure ya are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

I ate them, but now I'm out of Chianti

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

And why Am I not born for another 110 years?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

They jumped ship when a neat spirit fire tore through the hold, I believe.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

Why are you there but?

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By *jonesMan  over a year ago

Plymouth

Is your arse sore ...and have you still got your wallet?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

Writers block,... there are no car parks at sea,. You pat your head and rub your tummy, it's always brought inspiration in the past. On a whim you look up, of course. They are frigging in the rigging.

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London

What year is it?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Oòoop good question!

*puts thinking cap on*

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but? "

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Writers block,... there are no car parks at sea,. You pat your head and rub your tummy, it's always brought inspiration in the past. On a whim you look up, of course. They are frigging in the rigging."

Can pat your head and run your tummy at the same time

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have "

Thank you

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

I can, this is the Marie Celeste after all and not the Mary Celeste

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again "

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have "

Me

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me "

It's a tough one. But someone's gotta do him...do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got kidn-apped from wonder woman,while was taking my time under the sun in the back garden

Damn I didn't finish my Corona

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Me "

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum.

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

It's a tough one. But someone's gotta do him...do it "

But its Jack. Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Me

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum. "

I didn't see further up lol.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me "

Not even for Johnny Depp?

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Me

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum.

I didn't see further up lol. "

That's OK. But you do have a nice bum.... So I was not lying.

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Me

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum.

I didn't see further up lol. "

I was taught never to lie.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?"

Il think about it

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it "

He wears Visage remember

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Thank you "

You know you are always welcome..

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By *ovestrapMan  over a year ago

London


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it "

What about Jack though?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember"

Nothing wrong with a bit of Hugo boss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No Ship, I sleepwalked close to a main arterial road just before lockdown. The rise and fall was the vibration from the however many tonners and the masts were 5G.

What made you think it might be a ship?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No Ship, I sleepwalked close to a main arterial road just before lockdown. The rise and fall was the vibration from the however many tonners and the masts were 5G.

What made you think it might be a ship?"

The sails were seagulls...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Writers block,... there are no car parks at sea,. You pat your head and rub your tummy, it's always brought inspiration in the past. On a whim you look up, of course. They are frigging in the rigging."

Was the captains wife named Mabel by any chance?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember

Nothing wrong with a bit of Hugo boss "

Although it seems to compel you to drive into the desert in your muscle car with a spade in the boot and bury your necklace for some reason

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Writers block,... there are no car parks at sea,. You pat your head and rub your tummy, it's always brought inspiration in the past. On a whim you look up, of course. They are frigging in the rigging.

Was the captains wife named Mabel by any chance? "

I've heard she was quite able... Cooking I'm assuming

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember

Nothing wrong with a bit of Hugo boss

Although it seems to compel you to drive into the desert in your muscle car with a spade in the boot and bury your necklace for some reason"

You get all that from an aftershave I must start wearing it

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