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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol"
The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!
(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time.
Some time between Sunday and 15th August 2027"
Thank you. Good to see a deadline at last ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
Massacre?  "
Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr
Meant Mascara sorry xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!
(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)"
M I'll nes rubbish i use maybelline. Id try false if i was brave enough knowing my luck they would be half way down my face end of night and id not notice lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
Massacre?
Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr
Meant Mascara sorry xx"
I guessed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol"
Im still pissing myself laughing at my typo lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ?
You need to stop sitting on the hob with your feet in the fridge!
Ok but I meant my face cheeks "
Dont put your face on the hob ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
Massacre?
Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr
Meant Mascara sorry xx"
Don’t even need apologise we all get this spelling mistakes x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!
(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)
M I'll nes rubbish i use maybelline. Id try false if i was brave enough knowing my luck they would be half way down my face end of night and id not notice lol"
Super glue!
It'll be fine ... I promise! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that   x"
I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!
(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)
M I'll nes rubbish i use maybelline. Id try false if i was brave enough knowing my luck they would be half way down my face end of night and id not notice lol
Super glue!
It'll be fine ... I promise!"
I will buy some pmsl |
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"Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ?
You need to stop sitting on the hob with your feet in the fridge!
Ok but I meant my face cheeks
Dont put your face on the hob ffs!"
Never thought of that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.
Can you solve fourier transforms?"
I have told you before ... if I do your homework for you, you wont learn anything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
Massacre?
Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr
Meant Mascara sorry xx
Don’t even need apologise we all get this spelling mistakes x"
Awww thankyou my lovely friend, thankgod OP knew what I meant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that x
I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story."
I know the story, so one day you can visit again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that x
I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story.
I know the story, so one day you can visit again. "
Maybe I can do a Jennie Roadtrip .... spreading mayhem around the land? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that x
I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story.
I know the story, so one day you can visit again.
Maybe I can do a Jennie Roadtrip .... spreading mayhem around the land?"
I would so love that!x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the 1 man 1 jar guy give up squatting on jars or does he still partake? 
They have stitched him closed ... he cant be trusted"
at last some good news! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Jennie you real name ?
No.
Its Guinevere x
Is Guinevere a real name?
Oh yes .... we are all called that down our way "
Nice to meet you Guinevere from downourway |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time.
Some time between Sunday and 15th August 2027
Thank you. Good to see a deadline at last !"
And Brexit will still be pending! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."
If you had to choose between McDs, KFC and Burger King, which one would you eat, which one would avoid and which one would you close for good? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Jennie with the beautiful eyes. Why are there so many sub men on fab atm? What have you done to them all? "
I havent quite got through all of them yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If Enter The Dragon wasn't a Bruce Lee kicking dick movie, what would you imagine the plot to be?
Ps, I'm watching Enter The Dragon "
It would most likely be mythical beast porn.
I imagine
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.
If you had to choose between McDs, KFC and Burger King, which one would you eat, which one would avoid and which one would you close for good?"
Eat Burger King
Eat KFC
Eat McD.
Yep I think that covers it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
Im still pissing myself laughing at my typo lol
So am I lol. "
Lol
I have been known to massacre my make up to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a chance that I can get out fishing next week, for the first time in two months. It's going to rain. What do you think? Risk it for a biscuit? "
Hmmmmm.
Probably not.
And probably x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When will I be allowed to take my motorbike out on the road not had a good ride for a while now "
When the cock crows thrice and a great cloud shaped like a Triumph SpeedTriple appears in the east |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what don't you know? 
Nothing .... I see everything ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know
I knew you would say thatoh no you didn't
And thatdo you have a surrey accent oh tall one "
Stand up when you speak to me. Oh. Sorry I didnt realise ....
I don't have a Surrey accent. A posh Hampshire one suffices for me dahling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where have you been Jennie
Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x"
It’s lovely to see you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where have you been Jennie
Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x
It’s lovely to see you "
You say that only cos you cant actually see me. I havent shaved my legs for about 6 weeks! I am a disgrace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where have you been Jennie
Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x
It’s lovely to see you
You say that only cos you cant actually see me. I havent shaved my legs for about 6 weeks! I am a disgrace "
I don’t care about that, it’s good see you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol "
A friend in need is a friend indeed!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed! "
I’m in need |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
I’m in need "
Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol
Massacre?
Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr
Meant Mascara sorry xx"
Massacre is better! Not that it is...but it's still better!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him."
Hes only got to ask ... I have been waiting long enough ... pfffft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
I’m in need
Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?"
Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
I’m in need "
Would a jar of marmite help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
I’m in need
Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?
Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?"
I'm asking you, two balls in the bush saves the hand isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
I’m in need
Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?
Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?I'm asking you, two balls in the bush saves the hand isn't it? "
One up the Bush is worth two in the hand! Yes that's the one x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
I’m in need
Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?
Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?I'm asking you, two balls in the bush saves the hand isn't it?
One up the Bush is worth two in the hand! Yes that's the one x"
really....... knew it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?
Maybe spending too much time looking at the mirror. You don't need Jenny to answer that question!  "
Who asked you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?
Your bullshit filter is clogged. You need to rinse it with the tears of a human first born."
Will do. Many thanks, will whack my daughter now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?
Your bullshit filter is clogged. You need to rinse it with the tears of a human first born.
Will do. Many thanks, will whack my daughter now "
A more humane solution would be to chop an onion? |
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By *akbearMan
over a year ago
Newbury |
Oh all knowing what me, why on earth is my sleep pattern up the creek, no matter what time I go to bed I'm waking up earlier and earlier (and no it's not my alarm, also still working from home).
Also as a follow up, where is a good place to get v plus sized ladieswear? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh all knowing what me, why on earth is my sleep pattern up the creek, no matter what time I go to bed I'm waking up earlier and earlier (and no it's not my alarm, also still working from home).
Also as a follow up, where is a good place to get v plus sized ladieswear?"
Stay up really late a d spend way too much time after going to bed on the forums ... that should get you to sleep in longer ... works for me.
In terms of plus size ... Online retailers or Amazon might be a good place to start? Wish dot com can be good ... just bear in mind the quality can be hit and miss, and the sizes do come out smaller than expected. You could Also try Doreen Fashions ... a specialist t-girl supplier x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie in a bottle: can you help me find a thread where I posted a spoof Beatles song (Norwegian Wood). This was over 50 posts ago, so the search function doesn't work.
Thanks in advance"
The answer my love is let it go. If it returns to you it was meant to be x |
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