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Things you shouldn’t use as lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mayo

I know someone who used mayo, ended up getting maggots. She found out she had maggots cause she kept cumming randomly.

Anything else?

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

Deep Heat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seasalt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crunchy peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asphalt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite.. I Hate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vicks"

Unless you have an anus cough

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Mayo

I know someone who used mayo, ended up getting maggots. She found out she had maggots cause she kept cumming randomly.

Anything else?"

This has put me off mayo now.

Why did I click on this thread. Lol

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By *effy2020Man over a year ago

sutton in ashfield

Tea tree and mint shower gel it gets abit minty lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Araldite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mayo

I know someone who used mayo, ended up getting maggots. She found out she had maggots cause she kept cumming randomly.

Anything else?"

Completely ruined my day...I'm out

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Seasalt"

The idea is to lube up.

This would cause everything to dry up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea tree and mint shower gel it gets abit minty lol

THIS. Showered with it after shaving once. Not nice.

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Crunchy peanut butter "

That's not to use a slube but to lick off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea tree and mint shower gel it gets abit minty lol

Sounds like you know a lot about that

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

Deep heat ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tears of shame and humiliation at what you're doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The tears of shame and humiliation at what you're doing "

I find that is good lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seasalt

The idea is to lube up.

This would cause everything to dry up. "

Not if you use it well dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bleach

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Wd40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Super glue

Silicone sealant

Curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piri piri sauce. A friend did a Nando’s inspired burlesque routine once, poured it all over herself, but way too much and it ran into her thong- she was crying from the burn! x Viv x

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By *ommenhimCouple over a year ago

wigan

"Mayo

I know someone who used mayo, ended up getting maggots. She found out she had maggots cause she kept cumming randomly.

Anything else?"

She ‘ended up getting maggots’??? How? Don’t believe I’m going to ask but here goes .... was the mayo infested with maggots/eggs prior to being used as lube?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mustard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sriracha paste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cottage cheese .

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cottage cheese .

That's a difference form of cottaging.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Lithium grease.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Axle grease, although Dana may disagree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mayo

I know someone who used mayo, ended up getting maggots. She found out she had maggots cause she kept cumming randomly.

Anything else?"

Thats quite disturbing but!

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Wd40

If you have to use wd40

There must have been a lot of rust.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swarfega.

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Bleach"

Have you been listening to Trump again?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Alka seltzer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiger Balm

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Wd40

If you have to use wd40

There must have been a lot of rust. "

By the time lockdown is over who knows

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Wd40

If you have to use wd40

There must have been a lot of rust.

By the time lockdown is over who knows

Lol are you not doing your regular MOT tests?

Keep everything working?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Clove oil. Not to be mistaken for love oil

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Tomato ketchup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Super glue

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wasabi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk...turned into butter by the time we finished.

Yummy with toast.

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Milk...turned into butter by the time we finished.

Yummy with toast.

So maybe not a bad thing to use? Lol

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Tomato ketchup "

Though this thread was about what not to use as lube?

Ketchup goes good with everything right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crunchy peanut butter!!

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By *ovestrapMan over a year ago

London

"Crunchy peanut butter!!

No??

that's a good one.

As it's great to lick clean after words.

Sex and a snack between a break perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mayo

I know someone who used mayo, ended up getting maggots. She found out she had maggots cause she kept cumming randomly.

Anything else?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chilli oil

Toothpaste

Fake tan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vicks

Unless you have an anus cough"

No just lots of wind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snail slime (from that killer snail that is chasing us around)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chilli sauce. However, I have heard that it goes well with crabs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cottage cheese .

That's a difference form of cottaging."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bonjela

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snails

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

Coconut milk, while still in a coconut ohh and just incase, absolutely do not cum in said coconut repeatedly over a few weeks.

Those that use Reddit know this... but just sharing the love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a freind that used a well known brand of margarine for a banana usage

No i wasnt involved

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Iron filings and marmite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toothpaste.

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Exfoliating lotion

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Snails

Ewurghh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grinding paste

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Dry ice

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Dry ice"

Or liquid Nitrogen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sand

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman over a year ago

Bangor

"Tea tree and mint shower gel it gets abit minty lol

Oh this is the most amazing shower gel ever.. You are a wreck by time you are finished

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By *wickermanMan over a year ago

Staines

Hair conditioner

Keeps your **** soft and shiny for days after

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Blood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blood."

This wins it, I mean there’s a line ye know

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

A cactus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vomit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vomit "

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