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Fannies, a few questions
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc
And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.
But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?
Tight/tunnel
Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)
Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne
Clean/stinking
So what do we prefer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc
And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.
But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?
Tight/tunnel
Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)
Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne
Clean/stinking
So what do we prefer"
OMG laughing at punched lasagne!!! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc
And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.
But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?
Tight/tunnel
Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)
Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne
Clean/stinking
So what do we prefer
OMG laughing at punched lasagne!!! "
I did the same, never heard that before.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it to smell like the ocean and also if you get in the bath and your vagina doesn't suck up all of the water then I'm not interested.  "
The ocean is an interesting preference.
I've always been drawn to the scent of KP Skips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just punched my microwave lasagne and I can say without question that if anyone's Fanjina looks like that, seek immediate medical help "
Is that before or after they use it as a new profile picture? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?"
I think there's more pity aimed at a horrible looking cock....I wouldn't say people are particularly grossed out by horrible fannies.....the owners will still be knocking back guys who would normally be way out of their league multiple times every day lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We get what we're given, be it cute neat ones, smashed lasagnes, mersey tunnels, tight as a mouse's earhole, or donner kebabs, and there sod all we can do about them...you guys however adjust your poor attitudes towards them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We get what we're given, be it cute neat ones, smashed lasagnes, mersey tunnels, tight as a mouse's earhole, or donner kebabs, and there sod all we can do about them...you guys however adjust your poor attitudes towards them "
*can adjust |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We get what we're given, be it cute neat ones, smashed lasagnes, mersey tunnels, tight as a mouse's earhole, or donner kebabs, and there sod all we can do about them...you guys however adjust your poor attitudes towards them
*can adjust"
Attitudes towards them don't matter.
The vast majority of guys on here would stick their cock in bees nest if you told them the honey inside was warm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We get what we're given, be it cute neat ones, smashed lasagnes, mersey tunnels, tight as a mouse's earhole, or donner kebabs, and there sod all we can do about them...you guys however adjust your poor attitudes towards them
*can adjust
Attitudes towards them don't matter.
The vast majority of guys on here would stick their cock in bees nest if you told them the honey inside was warm."
This is know as honeycombing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omfg this thread is hilarious...thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.
I'm just off to buy a Tesco lasagna so I can make a comparison... "
The Lidl one is very good, it's got that realistic tang to it. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Omfg this thread is hilarious...thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.
I'm just off to buy a Tesco lasagna so I can make a comparison...
The Lidl one is very good, it's got that realistic tang to it."
Lol!! I'll bear that in mind!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc
And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.
But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?
Tight/tunnel
Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)
Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne
Clean/stinking
So what do we prefer"
OP your thread has cracked me up, best laugh ive had on here in ages. You have seriously put me off lasagne though lol
Now someone has mentioned butchers bin ewwwwww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away  "
Breaded ham or regular? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun"
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun"
It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.
Obviously I can't dictate what anyone else finds offensive, that's purely subjective to the individual...so if you're offended then I apologize....but it is just a bit if fun as everyone has clearly realised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there 
Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun
It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.
Obviously I can't dictate what anyone else finds offensive, that's purely subjective to the individual...so if you're offended then I apologize....but it is just a bit if fun as everyone has clearly realised."
Youve made me giggle so much OP, thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be honest how many of you have been browsing profiles, seen a vag. pic and thought. Urrghh no way?
Doesnt that go against the, Any hole is a goal (hate this phrase) saying? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there
Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people..."
This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that |
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun"
It's people with a similar sense of humour having a laugh - if anything, the OP is having more of a fun dig at men than women.
There's always the option to not read a thread if you don't like it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away
Breaded ham or regular?
Honey roast "
What is the mustard like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there
Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...
This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that "
I’ll be offended by whatever I fancy being offended by, thanks
Some of your language made me laugh though- lasagne, balloon knots... you’re creative at least |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there
Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...
This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that
I’ll be offended by whatever I fancy being offended by, thanks
Some of your language made me laugh though- lasagne, balloon knots... you’re creative at least "
Offensively funny, like Frankie Boyle then I suppose? |
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun
It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.
Obviously I can't dictate what anyone else finds offensive, that's purely subjective to the individual...so if you're offended then I apologize....but it is just a bit if fun as everyone has clearly realised."
At last a thread not bashing anything or anyone but a light hearted funny thread .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there
Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...
This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that
I’ll be offended by whatever I fancy being offended by, thanks
Some of your language made me laugh though- lasagne, balloon knots... you’re creative at least
Offensively funny, like Frankie Boyle then I suppose?"
Well, I wouldn’t go that far...  but in that area yep |
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun"
Perception, context and the power of naming. Your misogyny is anothers label of pride.
Some phrases are more metaphorical than others. Fortunately English is rich in words for our various bits - some more crude than others. Can't see that Op's question encourages or condones. There are lots of innocent words that shift when used with bad intent.
Lasagne is a new one on me, and will take place alongside the "badly-packed kebab". For balance I would select Billy Connollys "last chicken in the butchers" as a suitable male equivalent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc
And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.
But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?
Tight/tunnel
Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)
Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne
Clean/stinking
So what do we prefer
OP your thread has cracked me up, best laugh ive had on here in ages. You have seriously put me off lasagne though lol
Now someone has mentioned butchers bin ewwwwww "
Pizza for tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?
Chill out sista it's a bit of fun
I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny
But it's definitely not fun
It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.
Obviously I can't dictate what anyone else finds offensive, that's purely subjective to the individual...so if you're offended then I apologize....but it is just a bit if fun as everyone has clearly realised.At last a thread not bashing anything or anyone but a light hearted funny thread .. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick 
Or a nasty looking axe wound "
That is the exact description someone used for my lady parts once! I couldn't have been more proud.  |
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"Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick
Or a nasty looking axe wound
That is the exact description someone used for my lady parts once! I couldn't have been more proud. "
After seeing your pic. The first one. Dam I love your flaps. Mmmmmmm very sexy. |
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"Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick
Or a nasty looking axe wound
That is the exact description someone used for my lady parts once! I couldn't have been more proud. "
Let me ad.. Fuck just seen the rest of your pic.. Damn girl..
What an amazing pussy. Love how you wear your knickers riding up your pussy crack. Very very sexy. |
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