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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah mate....they're all prudes on here
And the ones that aren't prudes are lesbians.
I'm such a lesbian
Fancy some scissoring?
Are you a lesbian, too?"
I can be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any ladies interested in phonesex seeing as we Cant meet ? "
I noticed on your profile that you'd like to meet up with a 99 yr old woman... That reminds me of the time I rang one of those phone sex lines in the back of a porno mag. It said "listen to a granny moaning"so I rang it up and the old girl went on for three quarters of an hour about her arthritis... |
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"Are there any ladies interested in phonesex seeing as we Cant meet ?
I noticed on your profile that you'd like to meet up with a 99 yr old woman... That reminds me of the time I rang one of those phone sex lines in the back of a porno mag. It said "listen to a granny moaning"so I rang it up and the old girl went on for three quarters of an hour about her arthritis..."
How much did it cost you? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are there any ladies interested in phonesex seeing as we Cant meet ?
I noticed on your profile that you'd like to meet up with a 99 yr old woman... That reminds me of the time I rang one of those phone sex lines in the back of a porno mag. It said "listen to a granny moaning"so I rang it up and the old girl went on for three quarters of an hour about her arthritis...
How much did it cost you? Lol"
She got a bit bewildered then because it wasn't in "old money"... |
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