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Fucking Arseholes!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Those bastarding birds!

I've spent most of my day washing, polishing and waxing my car and bike. Nipped outside a wee while ago to find some bird has shat all over the bonnet of my car!

Was the little cunt watching me sweat my tits off doing all that graft today? Did he piss his little pants as he dropped his guts on my motor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calm down, OP.

And stop fucking swearing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought this thread was goung to be about bumming...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

F&B likes fucking arseholes. And he likes clean cars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought this thread was goung to be about bumming..."

I was disappointed too. Fancy a bum?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

Ah I thought it was a post about actual ass fucking!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I got so excited by the thread title I went quite moist and then realised its about bloody pigeons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you live under a tree

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I got so excited by the thread title I went quite moist and then realised its about bloody pigeons

....or blue tits

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I thought this thread was goung to be about bumming..."

It usually is with Bants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Park it somewhere else? Use a cover? Rent a garage ? Pay somrone else to wash your car?

Or go and have some bum sex and chill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you live under a tree

Yeah, Bants, are you a hippy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you know what you have to do now... Follow him to his nest and take a shit in it, obviously.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Park it somewhere else? Use a cover? Rent a garage ? Pay somrone else to wash your car?

Or go and have some bum sex and chill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought this thread was goung to be about bumming...

It usually is with Bants

Got my hopes up see...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do you call a bird 'he'? I thought you only called women a bird!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah I thought it was a post about actual ass fucking! "

Not everything in life is about the rectum love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do you call a bird 'he'? I thought you only called women a bird!

Ladies don't just shit all over the place. Must be a male doing something dirty and uncouth like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop picking on defenseless little birds. You should be proud they thought your vehicles were good enough to shit on lol. Its very lucky apparently or is that when they shit on your head lol

They are cute and adorable and im very protective of ALL my little feathered friends, if you pick on them you have to go through me

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By *orks funMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Order some bird dropping wipes and a bottle of sonax quick detailer, should help lower your blood pressure.

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

If you have waxed it properly, it should wipe off easily...

I on the other, jet wash my car every other year whether it needs it or not...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Trouble is modern cars and presumably bikes have water based paints which do not react well to acidic bird shit. Just dont blame the birds OP, they are just doing what birds always do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Know exactly what ya mean, the skyrats literally lie in wait!

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By *iceButtSlimMan over a year ago

Ipswich

To be honest I'd break up with her if my bird shat on the car, but you must be doing well to have multiple birds on the go.

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