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Lost in the deep dark woods
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You were sure grannies house was left at the clearing but maybe it was right, you've taken so many turns since you can't remember the way back. Suddenly you hear the crack of a twig behind you.
You wish you were up on the moors again or maybe in the car park even. |
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You flee the direction is not important just the need to run, it's flight or fight and right now fight is not an option. In the gloom you don't see that fallen log, suddenly you are prostate on the ground looking up...Up at the dark figure approaching |
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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago
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"You flee the direction is not important just the need to run, it's flight or fight and right now fight is not an option. In the gloom you don't see that fallen log, suddenly you are prostate on the ground looking up...Up at the dark figure approaching"
Carry on, dying to know who the dark figure was  |
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A beam of moonlight breaks through and cast's a ghostly light on it's visage, old faithful, yes the Toby mug with the Jimmy Nail portrait and the big red button on top.
Your chuntering Jimmy, one press of the button and crocodile shoes will let forth at 200 decibels.
The creature pauses |
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"A beam of moonlight breaks through and cast's a ghostly light on it's visage, old faithful, yes the Toby mug with the Jimmy Nail portrait and the big red button on top.
Your chuntering Jimmy, one press of the button and crocodile shoes will let forth at 200 decibels.
The creature pauses"
Ain’t no doubt about that  |
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Your chuntering Jimmy and whatever the creature was decide to go dogging in the car park leaving you alone in the deep dark woods rueing the fact that you plagarised one of the most original commentors on the Guardians you are the ref series. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your chuntering Jimmy and whatever the creature was decide to go dogging in the car park leaving you alone in the deep dark woods rueing the fact that you plagarised one of the most original commentors on the Guardians you are the ref series."
That killed my erection!  |
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