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"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case 
Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they?  "
Now I look harder the Volkswagen badge is stuck over where it says Dacia.
I’m better off writing Raleigh Chopper on there  |
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"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case
Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they?
Now I look harder the Volkswagen badge is stuck over where it says Dacia.
I’m better off writing Raleigh Chopper on there "
I see your problem here. I’d just remove all badges which then adds to the element of surprise  |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command  "
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though |
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"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me "
Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.
* Slaps arse as she walks past  |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though "
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging 
Ps mines got a Jag badge  |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge "
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please |
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether 
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before??? 
Nope but I’m a quick learner "
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with |
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over a year ago
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"Who else is playing? 
That depends. Have you got pampas grass growing in your front garden?
This man is with it!! You’re in "
Right on brother. One set of rusty ford transit keys are goin in the pot! |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please "
You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)
I wonder on here at times I really do |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please
You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)
I wonder on here at times I really do "
Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys. |
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"Who else is playing?
That depends. Have you got pampas grass growing in your front garden?
This man is with it!! You’re in
Right on brother. One set of rusty ford transit keys are goin in the pot!"
We’re all equal in my eyes |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please
You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)
I wonder on here at times I really do
Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys. "
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please
You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)
I wonder on here at times I really do
Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys. "
Now go and make out with her |
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over a year ago
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"I’m definitely a lady but don’t drive a VW! I might keep my keys in my bag as I want them back. But I’m in!!
You might not get your knickers back though. You may enter "
If you are involved no knickers will be on!!  |
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"I’m definitely a lady but don’t drive a VW! I might keep my keys in my bag as I want them back. But I’m in!!
You might not get your knickers back though. You may enter
If you are involved no knickers will be on!! "
Is remarkably the correct answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please
You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)
I wonder on here at times I really do
Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys.
Now go and make out with her "
Make out . Shall I let you know which base I get to? |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please
You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)
I wonder on here at times I really do
Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys.
Now go and make out with her
Make out . Shall I let you know which base I get to?"
No need, I’ll see it on camera  |
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"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me
Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.
* Slaps arse as she walks past "
I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude! |
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"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?
Yes, and even maybe a better stud
Can I keep my car but have a stud please?
Your wish is my command
Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though
Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging
Ps mines got a Jag badge
Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please "
Oh goodie |
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???
Nope but I’m a quick learner
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with "
I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.
Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs. |
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"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me
Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.
* Slaps arse as she walks past
I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude! "
WHAT!!!!! I’m on my way |
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???
Nope but I’m a quick learner
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with
I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.
Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs. "
That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me
Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.
* Slaps arse as she walks past
I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude!
WHAT!!!!! I’m on my way "
Pfft, you missed it, we had fun and we talked about you at least |
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???
Nope but I’m a quick learner
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with
I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.
Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.
That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you "
Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.
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"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me
Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.
* Slaps arse as she walks past
I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude!
WHAT!!!!! I’m on my way
Pfft, you missed it, we had fun and we talked about you at least "
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???
Nope but I’m a quick learner
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with
I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.
Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.
That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you
Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.
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He will love that |
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???
Nope but I’m a quick learner
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with
I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.
Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.
That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you
Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.
He will love that "
Told you I’m a quick learner |
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"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify
I don't get it ether
Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???
Nope but I’m a quick learner
Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with
I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.
Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.
That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you
Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.
He will love that
Told you I’m a quick learner "
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over a year ago
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"I haven't got a car
You have a front door though
Only front, not back
Ooffftttt you’re in
There's no escape from the back
I’ll have first go of that then "
Be my guest |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I use a radiator key .
What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus. "
Who calls them rads Everyone has at least two of those keys as they keep getting lost  if it really bothers you il use the keys for the cement mixer instead  |
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"Can I use a radiator key .
What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus.
Who calls them rads Everyone has at least two of those keys as they keep getting lost if it really bothers you il use the keys for the cement mixer instead "
Much better. Master tradesmen call them rads. |
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"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case
Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they? "
It’s ok, tell them you’ve got a Bentley, same key |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Can I use a radiator key .
What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus.
Who calls them rads Everyone has at least two of those keys as they keep getting lost if it really bothers you il use the keys for the cement mixer instead
Much better. Master tradesmen call them rads. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of pot are we looking at?
It’s more of a fruit bowl than pot "
Slightly disappointed but OK my keys are in, I've left the house key on so whoever wins it they can fight the ex for it. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What type of pot are we looking at?
It’s more of a fruit bowl than pot
Slightly disappointed but OK my keys are in, I've left the house key on so whoever wins it they can fight the ex for it. "
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"Anyone seen my van keys? Im going to the offy to fetch a bottle of rum...
Did you check down your pants
Im not wearing any
Must be so uncomfortable "
Nah its good to have some air circulating. Stops them going septic... |
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"Postbox key is in
Blue or red room?
Has to be blue, would prefer white though "
Blue it is. Nobody is white enough on here to justify a white room. Put your knickers on the door knob when you enter please |
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"Postbox key is in
Blue or red room?
Has to be blue, would prefer white though
Blue it is. Nobody is white enough on here to justify a white room. Put your knickers on the door knob when you enter please "
Shame the white rooms normally have some great padding for that added comfort and I’m sure many could make use of them |
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"Postbox key is in
Blue or red room?
Has to be blue, would prefer white though
Blue it is. Nobody is white enough on here to justify a white room. Put your knickers on the door knob when you enter please
Shame the white rooms normally have some great padding for that added comfort and I’m sure many could make use of them "
You won’t be getting ‘comfortable’ in the blue room |
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"someone using my keys without including me.
I want my keys back! late for a dinner...
No you're not. Here eat this
Well I missed the dinner anyway, stuck me with deserts  "
Well this dessert you deserve |
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over a year ago
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I’m in. I have a Mercedes CLA and on a side note it is too low for me. I moan and groan getting out. If anyone has an ice SUV we can swap for more than just tonight. |
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