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Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.
So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??
When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.
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"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.
So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??
When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.
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Gloves can be a good look |
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"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.
So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??
When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.
Gloves can be a good look"
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"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!
Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing "
I was horrified, I already have to take pictures with my arms above my head to hold my boobs up, and now need to keep them there to iron out the elbows!  |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
So true!! My nails are bendy and peeling too...and I’m back on normal handwashing now I’m so home based...so what’s that all about?! My daughter told me my hands were ‘crunchy’ today! I had just changed my first bicycle inner tube and had scrubbed off loads of oil with washing up liquid and a nail brush, so she had a point lol!! |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!
Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing
I was horrified, I already have to take pictures with my arms above my head to hold my boobs up, and now need to keep them there to iron out the elbows! "
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This is a bizarre post. Was looking at some recent pics of me just now prior to coming on forums and saying ewwww no, I can't post pics with those hands! Why have all our hands gone old! It's a covid conspiracy. We need to inform Doctor Who. |
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"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.
So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??
When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.
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Aren't you being a bit hard on yourself? Your right hand appears in one of your photos and it looks youthful to me. Perhaps all the pandemic handwashing has taken its toll, so perhaps your hands would benefit from some regular tlc. Not sure what that might involve but would suggest you start with handcream. |
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"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.
So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??
When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.
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mine have always looked old and crinkly  |
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"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!
Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing
I was horrified, I already have to take pictures with my arms above my head to hold my boobs up, and now need to keep them there to iron out the elbows! "
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"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.
So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??
When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.
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I looked on your profile your hands look fine to me. |
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over a year ago
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"As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye! "
How could you tell?
Theres a lady who is older (well, older than me) who posts pussy pics that get on hot photos all the time, and has a "youthful looking" pussy! |
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"So true!! My nails are bendy and peeling too...and I’m back on normal handwashing now I’m so home based...so what’s that all about?! My daughter told me my hands were ‘crunchy’ today! I had just changed my first bicycle inner tube and had scrubbed off loads of oil with washing up liquid and a nail brush, so she had a point lol!!"
Crunchy hands! Love it.
My kid told me I has tits like potatoes so you're winning |
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I was having this problem, but I found a fantastic hand cream by accident (adding something cheap to my Holland & Barratt order to push it over the free delivery threshold (and it was in the buy one, get one for a penny offer )
Dr Organic royal jelly anti-aging hand and nail cream.
It's so good I'm going to try some of their other products |
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over a year ago
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Another vote for hemp cream.. but how about soaking then in warm oil with capsule of vit e broken in and popping cotton gloves on for a night time. Grandmas ways. |
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"As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye! "
Prize winning answer. I believe the majority of guys thought this when they read the op |
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"I was having this problem, but I found a fantastic hand cream by accident (adding something cheap to my Holland & Barratt order to push it over the free delivery threshold (and it was in the buy one, get one for a penny offer )
Dr Organic royal jelly anti-aging hand and nail cream.
It's so good I'm going to try some of their other products "
Ooh this sounds worth a try |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"If you're 127 year old hands don't mind holding my 139 year old ones OP then we could well have a match
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
"So true!! My nails are bendy and peeling too...and I’m back on normal handwashing now I’m so home based...so what’s that all about?! My daughter told me my hands were ‘crunchy’ today! I had just changed my first bicycle inner tube and had scrubbed off loads of oil with washing up liquid and a nail brush, so she had a point lol!!
Crunchy hands! Love it.
My kid told me I has tits like potatoes so you're winning "
Potatoes...I like that! Round, firm and a comfort food!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that
Err my ball bag is nice and smooth thank you very much  "
Only because you just shaved  |
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"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that
Err my ball bag is nice and smooth thank you very much
Only because you just shaved "
Plucked. There’s a difference |
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