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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

It's so misty you can't see your hand in front of your face, maybe it's time to take those sun glasses off, suddenly you hear the sound of heavy hooves approaching.

Nearer and nearer they are approaching, suddenly the mist clears briefly and it's.....

A headless horseman riding towards you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Where's Heath Ledger when you need him eh?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

Beware you don't run away from the headless horseman only to run straight into the grasp of the Hairy Hand

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

But where is his head at you wonder....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The midges arise in clouds, the horse whinnies in panic, rises up, and .......

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Eee, it happens all the time oop in t'moors.

Just give him a nod as he passes.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

It seems his head has gone dogging in the car park with the rest of them

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"It's so misty you can't see your hand in front of your face, maybe it's time to take those sun glasses off, suddenly you hear the sound of heavy hooves approaching.

Nearer and nearer they are approaching, suddenly the mist clears briefly and it's.....

A headless horseman riding towards you"

If it’s Bleaklow moor , I’m having his horse. We get lost so often up there in the fog, we even take an extra days food now!

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay

It could be any bleak moor with a car park but in this case darkest Dartmoor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail!

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By *uHorny1Man  over a year ago

Cannock


"But where is his head at you wonder...."

Stuffed down the front of his breeches I imagine, sucking his own cock.

Tell me that if you could, you wouldn't do it...

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"But where is his head at you wonder....

Stuffed down the front of his breeches I imagine, sucking his own cock.

Tell me that if you could, you wouldn't do it..."

Yes there are advantages to being a headless horseman

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail! "

What

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Eee, it happens all the time oop in t'moors.

Just give him a nod as he passes. "

What’s the point? He can’t see you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail!

What "

Haha there is a invincible killer snail in another thread, not invisible tho that's just too far fetched

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail!

What

Haha there is a invincible killer snail in another thread, not invisible tho that's just too far fetched "

Il stay out of its way then

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail!

What

Haha there is a invincible killer snail in another thread, not invisible tho that's just too far fetched "

Has it met my impossible wasp, I keep it in a matchbox down the front of my trousers and it really is impossible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail!

What

Haha there is a invincible killer snail in another thread, not invisible tho that's just too far fetched

Has it met my impossible wasp, I keep it in a matchbox down the front of my trousers and it really is impossible"

I hope not the could get messy! Did it escape?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Well. That sucks, I'm already being chased by a invisible killer snail!

What

Haha there is a invincible killer snail in another thread, not invisible tho that's just too far fetched

Has it met my impossible wasp, I keep it in a matchbox down the front of my trousers and it really is impossible

I hope not the could get messy! Did it escape? "

I hope not for all our sakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's so misty you can't see your hand in front of your face, maybe it's time to take those sun glasses off, suddenly you hear the sound of heavy hooves approaching.

Nearer and nearer they are approaching, suddenly the mist clears briefly and it's.....

A headless horseman riding towards you"

I want to go home.

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