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Things you wouldn't see on a man's profile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies seriously if you have a profile pic of your pussy it’s not going to tempt me.. if I want to see it, I'll ask you.
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Nah get your cunt out and rub it in my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just here to collect pictures and jerk off.
I’m shallow, rude, obnoxious and chauvinistic.
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You've just completed my profile.
I'm going to edit it now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just here to collect pictures and jerk off.
I’m shallow, rude, obnoxious and chauvinistic.
You've just completed my profile.
I'm going to edit it now "
 glad to be of help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It says I'm single, and in my head I am but when you slice and dice it I answer to my wife no matter how much I try to deny it to myself.... and you. I'll deny it to you too.
Erm so.... my wife pretty much runs my life ok, I admit it.
JUST LET ME LIVE IN MY SINGLE MAN BUBBLE OKAAAAAAAY
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bareback only but I do have chlamydia and aids, but it is ok, I will just ghost you afterwards so you can't blame me.
I am a premature ejaculator
I can't get hard but I will just blame you for that and make thing awkward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bareback only but I do have chlamydia and aids, but it is ok, I will just ghost you afterwards so you can't blame me.
I am a premature ejaculator
I can't get hard but I will just blame you for that and make thing awkward"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies seriously if you have a profile pic of your pussy it’s not going to tempt me.. if I want to see it, I'll ask you.
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I'll have this one for my profile too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am after a lady who is NOT Asian, caucasian, Hispanic, Black, Brown, Green, Yellow, and Blue. Sorry, that is just my preference. Her pussy should have a minimum dimensions of 3x4x5 cms and the clits need to be atleast an inch pronounced when aroused. Please put a face picture and family history before sending your first message or you will be BLOCKED. I hold the power of the Block button. I am only after single women and if your are married or attached, please stay away. My wife knows about my account and sometimes she will choose to join in. Please type HELLO on your subject menu, so that I know you have read my profile! |
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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago
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"No black or Asian just my preference
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I did once when on here previously - have a guy message me showing his interest. I checked out his profile and it did say white women only. I messaged him back to ask why he was messaging me as I'm clearly not white, but I got no response and a block  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am after a lady who is NOT Asian, caucasian, Hispanic, Black, Brown, Green, Yellow, and Blue. Sorry, that is just my preference. Her pussy should have a minimum dimensions of 3x4x5 cms and the clits need to be atleast an inch pronounced when aroused. Please put a face picture and family history before sending your first message or you will be BLOCKED. I hold the power of the Block button. I am only after single women and if your are married or attached, please stay away. My wife knows about my account and sometimes she will choose to join in. Please type HELLO on your subject menu, so that I know you have read my profile!"
Missed something important. Please do not send me your pussy pics. It will be an auto block! Please dont take your pussy pics from different angles as it is a complete turn off!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
 Good evening to you! 
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously 
Did you miss me? "
I was busy again with the hottie at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work "
So are you dumping me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am after a lady who is NOT Asian, caucasian, Hispanic, Black, Brown, Green, Yellow, and Blue. Sorry, that is just my preference. Her pussy should have a minimum dimensions of 3x4x5 cms and the clits need to be atleast an inch pronounced when aroused. Please put a face picture and family history before sending your first message or you will be BLOCKED. I hold the power of the Block button. I am only after single women and if your are married or attached, please stay away. My wife knows about my account and sometimes she will choose to join in. Please type HELLO on your subject menu, so that I know you have read my profile!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work
So are you dumping me? "
How could I?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work
So are you dumping me?
How could I? "
If you dump me, it will be my loss!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work
So are you dumping me?
How could I?
If you dump me, it will be my loss! "
I cannot do that to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work
So are you dumping me?
How could I?
If you dump me, it will be my loss!
I cannot do that to you."
Even if I piss you off again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.
Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?
Kind regards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work
So are you dumping me?
How could I?
If you dump me, it will be my loss!
I cannot do that to you.
Even if I piss you off again? "
Why would you do that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.
Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?
Kind regards."
On where? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They won't mention they have a tiny cock
or the fact that all their pics that are muscly pics are actually of someone else
wearing the same sports direct T-shirt as them and the only real photo is the one with their speccy ginger head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.
Good evening to you!
Missed me?
With that body, who wouldn't?
Obviously
Did you miss me?
I was busy again with the hottie at work
So are you dumping me?
How could I?
If you dump me, it will be my loss!
I cannot do that to you.
Even if I piss you off again?
Why would you do that? "
Cause you look hotter and sexier when you are pissed off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.
Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?
Kind regards."
Yeah. Don’t forgot the friend request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.
Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?
Kind regards.
Yeah. Don’t forgot the friend request "
I'm not here to be friends. I'm here to shag my way through fab! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been here before, so I know how this works.
Actually still never got a meet but came back for another try in desperation, because the wife is too tired looking after our young family to shag me.
I wont change my splattergun approach of cut n paste because I am sure one of you will pity-fuck me eventually? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.
Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?
Kind regards.
Yeah. Don’t forgot the friend request
I'm not here to be friends. I'm here to shag my way through fab! "
Make sure to tell them how good your spunk is on her tits and how much of slut they are. Don’t forget the abusive message when they reject you . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please Fab my new pic as I want to get to number 1
Oh and if you want to message me make sure you use the special word when you contact me "
Yeah you would never see that haha I might write it in my profile for a laugh |
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