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If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months!  )
Peachy x |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!  "
I’m glad you feel bad! 
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive! |
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I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!
I’m glad you feel bad!
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive! "
I doubt it too  He better have life insurance |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me. "
 Sending hugs  |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!
I’m glad you feel bad!
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive! "
may I offer myself as the first man you meet as a single myself I feel your pain |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The sex is great, don't get me wrong. But like Sinderella posted, the nicest thing is not feeling so alone in all of this. The little bum pat, the hand holding, the absentmindedly stroking my thighs. And the cuddles. I like a good dicking as much as the next cock loving woman but right now the intimacy means far more to me. |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me. "
Sorry you’re feeling low my lovely. I’m lucky as I have my teens and a new pup for affection and company. Sending hugs! |
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"The sex is great, don't get me wrong. But like Sinderella posted, the nicest thing is not feeling so alone in all of this. The little bum pat, the hand holding, the absentmindedly stroking my thighs. And the cuddles. I like a good dicking as much as the next cock loving woman but right now the intimacy means far more to me."
Yeah I get that. Started this to raise a few grins though - and to create a divide between couples and singles of course! |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!
I’m glad you feel bad!
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive! may I offer myself as the first man you meet as a single myself I feel your pain "
You - sir - are a hero!  |
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I know...we are very lucky to be able to have it.
I am high risk as I had cancer in 2017 so MrD didnt come near me for 3 weeks at the start. We werw both like starved animals! Horny as hell.
When he did come over to me, we couldnt hop on one another as my 2 kids were here. Had to wait until that night. But at least we can have sex whenever we want now. I have gone for a long time with no sex but its a killer.
Can understand your frustration OP xxx
MsD |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!
I’m glad you feel bad!
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive!
I doubt it too He better have life insurance "
Be afraid! You’re not top of the list due to logistics - but you’re definitely not bottom either!  |
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Oh definitely need some s x but it's the intimacy I miss, the snuggles and the spooning. I was driving home the other day nearly crying wondering when I'd get to suck a cock again ( things are bad lol)  |
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"I know...we are very lucky to be able to have it.
I am high risk as I had cancer in 2017 so MrD didnt come near me for 3 weeks at the start. We werw both like starved animals! Horny as hell.
When he did come over to me, we couldnt hop on one another as my 2 kids were here. Had to wait until that night. But at least we can have sex whenever we want now. I have gone for a long time with no sex but its a killer.
Can understand your frustration OP xxx
MsD"
Aw MrsD - I’ll withdraw my loathing and hope you stay safe and healthy! |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!
I’m glad you feel bad!
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive! may I offer myself as the first man you meet as a single myself I feel your pain
You - sir - are a hero! "
i might as wel die happy lol |
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"Oh definitely need some s x but it's the intimacy I miss, the snuggles and the spooning. I was driving home the other day nearly crying wondering when I'd get to suck a cock again ( things are bad lol) "
I know right? They’d need some length down there to do it from 2 metres! |
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"I know...we are very lucky to be able to have it.
I am high risk as I had cancer in 2017 so MrD didnt come near me for 3 weeks at the start. We werw both like starved animals! Horny as hell.
When he did come over to me, we couldnt hop on one another as my 2 kids were here. Had to wait until that night. But at least we can have sex whenever we want now. I have gone for a long time with no sex but its a killer.
Can understand your frustration OP xxx
MsD
Aw MrsD - I’ll withdraw my loathing and hope you stay safe and healthy! "
Lol. Loathing is allowed. I get it xx |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me. "
Totally this |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me.
Totally this "
Oy sex goddess - go be soppy somewhere else!
I’m trying to create division between singles and couples here!  |
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*I deflect your bad intentions and encourage them to return to sender *
On that note, we had amazing sex just 6 hours ago. Kicked off with a juicy 69 that brought me to orgasm, followed by him fucking me into a 2nd orgasm then finished off with some anal for my 3rd orgasm. Im exhausted because I only managed 2 and a half hours sleep before the baby got up - but it was worth it! Haha
We pretty much go at it daily with the odd exception like a day or 2 of rest if my vag is hanging off or bevause we're just childishly ignoring each other because we've pissed each other off somehow - never anything serious though.
We had some loud spontanious afternoon sex in the livingroom last week, only realised afterwards that the livingroom window was open & next door (jahovas witness family) were out doing their garden in full earshot. How embarrassing! |
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"The sex is great, don't get me wrong. But like Sinderella posted, the nicest thing is not feeling so alone in all of this. The little bum pat, the hand holding, the absentmindedly stroking my thighs. And the cuddles. I like a good dicking as much as the next cock loving woman but right now the intimacy means far more to me."
This...I miss snuggles  |
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I hope you find someone to snuggle & fuck as soon as this ends though - part of me is envious of single folk isolating alone as I'm locked in with hubby, our 16 yr old, 12 yr old, 1w yr old, 4 month old baby & a 3 month old puppy! Sleep is NOT a thing!
But on the other hand I'd be lost without all my asshole family too  |
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"*I deflect your bad intentions and encourage them to return to sender *
On that note, we had amazing sex just 6 hours ago. Kicked off with a juicy 69 that brought me to orgasm, followed by him fucking me into a 2nd orgasm then finished off with some anal for my 3rd orgasm. Im exhausted because I only managed 2 and a half hours sleep before the baby got up - but it was worth it! Haha
We pretty much go at it daily with the odd exception like a day or 2 of rest if my vag is hanging off or bevause we're just childishly ignoring each other because we've pissed each other off somehow - never anything serious though.
We had some loud spontanious afternoon sex in the livingroom last week, only realised afterwards that the livingroom window was open & next door (jahovas witness family) were out doing their garden in full earshot. How embarrassing! "
Glad you’re having fun - and that sounds very hot to be fair! |
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"I hope you find someone to snuggle & fuck as soon as this ends though - part of me is envious of single folk isolating alone as I'm locked in with hubby, our 16 yr old, 12 yr old, 1w yr old, 4 month old baby & a 3 month old puppy! Sleep is NOT a thing!
But on the other hand I'd be lost without all my asshole family too "
Yeh I get that - I’ve got 2 teenagers and a 3 month old chocolate Labrador! |
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"The sex is great, don't get me wrong. But like Sinderella posted, the nicest thing is not feeling so alone in all of this. The little bum pat, the hand holding, the absentmindedly stroking my thighs. And the cuddles. I like a good dicking as much as the next cock loving woman but right now the intimacy means far more to me.
This...I miss snuggles "
Sending hugs my lovely! |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me. "
Could have written this myself, current mood  |
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"I hope you find someone to snuggle & fuck as soon as this ends though - part of me is envious of single folk isolating alone as I'm locked in with hubby, our 16 yr old, 12 yr old, 1w yr old, 4 month old baby & a 3 month old puppy! Sleep is NOT a thing!
But on the other hand I'd be lost without all my asshole family too
Yeh I get that - I’ve got 2 teenagers and a 3 month old chocolate Labrador! "
Ive been tempted to fake a cough so i can get locked in a room alone for a bit & served my food without any contact. That would be an epic holiday at this point |
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"I hope you find someone to snuggle & fuck as soon as this ends though - part of me is envious of single folk isolating alone as I'm locked in with hubby, our 16 yr old, 12 yr old, 1w yr old, 4 month old baby & a 3 month old puppy! Sleep is NOT a thing!
But on the other hand I'd be lost without all my asshole family too
Yeh I get that - I’ve got 2 teenagers and a 3 month old chocolate Labrador! "
is the labrador still peeing everywhere lol |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me.
Totally this
Oy sex goddess - go be soppy somewhere else!
I’m trying to create division between singles and couples here! "
Do you reckon the men are secretly gloating now us women are just as sexless as they are |
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Wow, I feel kind of bad now. Not that we’re having much sex, we’ve recently had a baby, but still. For what it’s worth, we are doing all we can to support our friends who are alone at this time. We know we’re lucky to have each other, and we’re doing our best to spread our love as far as we can.
Hugs to you all xx |
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"I hope you find someone to snuggle & fuck as soon as this ends though - part of me is envious of single folk isolating alone as I'm locked in with hubby, our 16 yr old, 12 yr old, 1w yr old, 4 month old baby & a 3 month old puppy! Sleep is NOT a thing!
But on the other hand I'd be lost without all my asshole family too
Yeh I get that - I’ve got 2 teenagers and a 3 month old chocolate Labrador!
Ive been tempted to fake a cough so i can get locked in a room alone for a bit & served my food without any contact. That would be an epic holiday at this point "
I get that! I love seeing film of complaining celebrities locked down in mansions with grounds rather than back gardens/balconies - it must be dreadful for them! |
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"Wow, I feel kind of bad now. Not that we’re having much sex, we’ve recently had a baby, but still. For what it’s worth, we are doing all we can to support our friends who are alone at this time. We know we’re lucky to have each other, and we’re doing our best to spread our love as far as we can.
Hugs to you all xx"
Ah wow - congratulations on the new baby!
And worry not - this is very much a tongue in cheek thread! |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me.
Totally this
Oy sex goddess - go be soppy somewhere else!
I’m trying to create division between singles and couples here! "
Oh right, yes, sorry!
Bastards, hate them all, soppy loved up couples
Better? |
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"Wow, I feel kind of bad now. Not that we’re having much sex, we’ve recently had a baby, but still. For what it’s worth, we are doing all we can to support our friends who are alone at this time. We know we’re lucky to have each other, and we’re doing our best to spread our love as far as we can.
Hugs to you all xx
Ah wow - congratulations on the new baby!
And worry not - this is very much a tongue in cheek thread! "
Hahaha... I know that But we do have a lot of love to give. Anyone in need can message us Xx |
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me.
Totally this
Oy sex goddess - go be soppy somewhere else!
I’m trying to create division between singles and couples here!
Oh right, yes, sorry!
Bastards, hate them all, soppy loved up couples
Better? "
Very much better! Thank you! |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted! "
Sausage down your hallway?
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"I am pretty envious of happy loved up couples. Or those who have someone in their life to share the stress of the every day or celebrate the small wins.
I'd give anything to not feel like it's me against the world. The current situaton has made that feeling even worse.
Honestly I'd give anything for a reassuring hug and someone being there with me.
The sex would be a nice bonus too obviously but the feeling of affection would mean far more to me.
Totally this
Oy sex goddess - go be soppy somewhere else!
I’m trying to create division between singles and couples here!
Oh right, yes, sorry!
Bastards, hate them all, soppy loved up couples
Better?
Very much better! Thank you! "
Anytime gorgeous
(Bloody fucking loved up bastards)
(Couples, love you really, just jealous  ) |
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" I feel bad now!!
I think I'd probably have gone crazy by now if I didn't have my partner to throw his sausage down my hallway whenever I wanted!
I’m glad you feel bad!
I doubt the first guy I meet after lockdown will leave the room alive! "
My first victim will definitely not leave alive |
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"Wow, I feel kind of bad now. Not that we’re having much sex, we’ve recently had a baby, but still. For what it’s worth, we are doing all we can to support our friends who are alone at this time. We know we’re lucky to have each other, and we’re doing our best to spread our love as far as we can.
Hugs to you all xx"
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"No hate messages please.!
Loved up, locked down.
Cases of wine and a suitcase full of sex toys.
On the downside, think we’ll need a new bed though..
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pipe down you show offs |
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I’m with you OP. Being single in lockdown is not great. But having some great fun flirting and playing here with some lovely men has helped, I think a lot of “couples” are fed up with each other being together 24/7 for weeks on end is not my idea of a fun! Plus when we are released the sex will be amazing and we will appreciate every moment. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I have the worst of both world. The dirty socks littered about, the snoring and the farting, the bits of stubble left all over the sink, the toilet seat left up, etc but no sex  "
Sounds like a raw deal to me! |
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"I have the worst of both world. The dirty socks littered about, the snoring and the farting, the bits of stubble left all over the sink, the toilet seat left up, etc but no sex "
that not good lacey I feel for you x |
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"I have the worst of both world. The dirty socks littered about, the snoring and the farting, the bits of stubble left all over the sink, the toilet seat left up, etc but no sex
Sounds like a raw deal to me! "
He cooks though  |
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x"
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"No hate messages please.!
Loved up, locked down.
Cases of wine and a suitcase full of sex toys.
On the downside, think we’ll need a new bed though..
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I'll come and help you test it after lock down |
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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago
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The frustration is unbearable I bet...
Me an my partner had sex last night was amazing.... First he undressed me slowly... Kissin & stroking my body sucking my nipples, slipped me knickers of an started sliding his tongue to the clit... He got so hard I had to grab his penis an start sucking it... Got so wet he pulled me off an slipped it in my vagina... Slowly but gradually he got faster an faster..... Titch xx |
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"Sorry only managed to read the first sentence, got horny and jumped on each other for a shag ... what was your point?
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And where the hell was my invite?
Glad to hear you’re still having fun you sexy pair! |
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"No hate messages please.!
Loved up, locked down.
Cases of wine and a suitcase full of sex toys.
On the downside, think we’ll need a new bed though..
ooooh - I love the birdcage thingy - some great pics too!
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"I have the worst of both world. The dirty socks littered about, the snoring and the farting, the bits of stubble left all over the sink, the toilet seat left up, etc but no sex
Sounds like a raw deal to me!
He cooks though "
Silver lining there  |
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"I have the worst of both world. The dirty socks littered about, the snoring and the farting, the bits of stubble left all over the sink, the toilet seat left up, etc but no sex "
I can snore and fart for England too, tbh! I’d make a rubbish actual girlfriend! |
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"I’m with you OP. Being single in lockdown is not great. But having some great fun flirting and playing here with some lovely men has helped, I think a lot of “couples” are fed up with each other being together 24/7 for weeks on end is not my idea of a fun! Plus when we are released the sex will be amazing and we will appreciate every moment. "
I think the challenge for the guys will be to last more than a minute the first time after lockdown! |
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"I hope you find someone to snuggle & fuck as soon as this ends though - part of me is envious of single folk isolating alone as I'm locked in with hubby, our 16 yr old, 12 yr old, 1w yr old, 4 month old baby & a 3 month old puppy! Sleep is NOT a thing!
But on the other hand I'd be lost without all my asshole family too
Yeh I get that - I’ve got 2 teenagers and a 3 month old chocolate Labrador! is the labrador still peeing everywhere lol"
Pretty much. Every time I think we’ve cracked it I find a warm puddle under my stockinged feet! |
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"No hate messages please.!
Loved up, locked down.
Cases of wine and a suitcase full of sex toys.
On the downside, think we’ll need a new bed though..
I'll come and help you test it after lock down "
Absolutely..!
Shhh though. Only thing worse than a smug couple in lockdown together is a couple with a Unicorn promise..!
Xx |
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"No hate messages please.!
Loved up, locked down.
Cases of wine and a suitcase full of sex toys.
On the downside, think we’ll need a new bed though..
ooooh - I love the birdcage thingy - some great pics too!
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It’s great.. not ours though, was at a Fet dungeon hotel we stayed in a while back. X |
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Spare a thought for poor moi peachy lass..
I’ve had to go back to work this week and am having to make do with just once a night sex as opposed to the near non stop fuckathon I’ve been having for the last six weeks.
It’s been a shock to the system if I’m honest.
I might have to slip her a quick finger before I leave at 0630 hrs tomorrow just so I can smell her sex to get me through the day  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x"
Yes! I've been cursing the coupley bastards for weeks! Jammy sods! |
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"I’m with you OP. Being single in lockdown is not great. But having some great fun flirting and playing here with some lovely men has helped, I think a lot of “couples” are fed up with each other being together 24/7 for weeks on end is not my idea of a fun! Plus when we are released the sex will be amazing and we will appreciate every moment.
I think the challenge for the guys will be to last more than a minute the first time after lockdown! "
Definitely but I’m certain they would be ready to go again and again!!! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I’m with you OP. Being single in lockdown is not great. But having some great fun flirting and playing here with some lovely men has helped, I think a lot of “couples” are fed up with each other being together 24/7 for weeks on end is not my idea of a fun! Plus when we are released the sex will be amazing and we will appreciate every moment.
I think the challenge for the guys will be to last more than a minute the first time after lockdown! "
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"Spare a thought for poor moi peachy lass..
I’ve had to go back to work this week and am having to make do with just once a night sex as opposed to the near non stop fuckathon I’ve been having for the last six weeks.
It’s been a shock to the system if I’m honest.
I might have to slip her a quick finger before I leave at 0630 hrs tomorrow just so I can smell her sex to get me through the day "
Eeeeew to the last bit (for someone who adores sex I’m weird about bodily fluids unless I’m ‘in the moment’ myself, so to speak!)
I’m too old to fuck all night, every night though tbh - it takes me a few days to recover from ONE all-nighter - let alone a series of them! I admire your stamina sir!
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"Neither of us could sleep last night, so we ended up making love at 1.30 this morning.
Nice but as I had to be up at 3 didn't really help me but Frisky was out like a light..."
Awwwww - nice that you still call it making love! |
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x
Yes! I've been cursing the coupley bastards for weeks! Jammy sods! "
Absolutely. Hope we get to meet at SX when it re-opens. We should have caught up on the shags a little by then though! |
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"Sex daily is just the law when married isnt it? Who doesnt x"
About 99% of my vanilla friends?
They’re all at the ‘rather have a cuppa’ stage - even their chaps!
They must make a better cuppa than I do! |
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"I’m with you OP. Being single in lockdown is not great. But having some great fun flirting and playing here with some lovely men has helped, I think a lot of “couples” are fed up with each other being together 24/7 for weeks on end is not my idea of a fun! Plus when we are released the sex will be amazing and we will appreciate every moment.
I think the challenge for the guys will be to last more than a minute the first time after lockdown!
Nahhhh "
I know lovely - the First Lady to meet you after lockdown won’t know what’s hit her either! Best send her a full box of weetabix! |
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"No hate messages please.!
Loved up, locked down.
Cases of wine and a suitcase full of sex toys.
On the downside, think we’ll need a new bed though..
I'll come and help you test it after lock down
Absolutely..!
Shhh though. Only thing worse than a smug couple in lockdown together is a couple with a Unicorn promise..!
Xx"
It's our secret then |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I’m with you OP. Being single in lockdown is not great. But having some great fun flirting and playing here with some lovely men has helped, I think a lot of “couples” are fed up with each other being together 24/7 for weeks on end is not my idea of a fun! Plus when we are released the sex will be amazing and we will appreciate every moment.
I think the challenge for the guys will be to last more than a minute the first time after lockdown!
Nahhhh
I know lovely - the First Lady to meet you after lockdown won’t know what’s hit her either! Best send her a full box of weetabix! "
Better send two |
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My gorgeous Town managed to get to me ,so now together permanently..
So loved up and smashing fucking
Looking forward to playing again..
So glad I am not on my own!
Feel for those lonely tonight..
I hope your wishes come true |
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"Spare a thought for poor moi peachy lass..
I’ve had to go back to work this week and am having to make do with just once a night sex as opposed to the near non stop fuckathon I’ve been having for the last six weeks.
It’s been a shock to the system if I’m honest.
I might have to slip her a quick finger before I leave at 0630 hrs tomorrow just so I can smell her sex to get me through the day
Eeeeew to the last bit (for someone who adores sex I’m weird about bodily fluids unless I’m ‘in the moment’ myself, so to speak!)
I’m too old to fuck all night, every night though tbh - it takes me a few days to recover from ONE all-nighter - let alone a series of them! I admire your stamina sir!
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A few days to get over an all nighter eh peachy?
How long to get over an all 90 seconder?
(Asking for a friend obvs) |
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"Spare a thought for poor moi peachy lass..
I’ve had to go back to work this week and am having to make do with just once a night sex as opposed to the near non stop fuckathon I’ve been having for the last six weeks.
It’s been a shock to the system if I’m honest.
I might have to slip her a quick finger before I leave at 0630 hrs tomorrow just so I can smell her sex to get me through the day
Eeeeew to the last bit (for someone who adores sex I’m weird about bodily fluids unless I’m ‘in the moment’ myself, so to speak!)
I’m too old to fuck all night, every night though tbh - it takes me a few days to recover from ONE all-nighter - let alone a series of them! I admire your stamina sir!
A few days to get over an all nighter eh peachy?
How long to get over an all 90 seconder?
(Asking for a friend obvs)"
As long as it takes him to recover and go again! I’m all for second chances - and that’s why personality and giggles are so important too - makes recovery time more pleasurable! |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
How very rude lol, we’re very happy in lockdown together and no kids to disturb the sex in our house, also with the weather being hot and sunny makes you extra horny so good to have some outdoor fun.
If it makes you feel better though I’m jealous they you have a puppy
Oh and hope you get your fair share of hot sex when this is over even though you did wish cysitis on us |
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"Not all couples are lucky enough to be in lock down together
Do we still earn your ire even tho we don't get regular fun? "
Oh that must be horrible
I'm really thankful Ash was at mine when lockdown happened. X |
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"Oh Peachy, we you too
J x
Yeah yeah!
To be fair, we’ve not had much action. Teenagers here all the time
Do you have to leave the shower running too? Kinda works for me! "
We have no lock on the bathroom door |
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"Not all couples are lucky enough to be in lock down together
Do we still earn your ire even tho we don't get regular fun? "
Nah - you’re honorary singles then. You get to be sexually frustrated like the rest of us! |
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"How very rude lol, we’re very happy in lockdown together and no kids to disturb the sex in our house, also with the weather being hot and sunny makes you extra horny so good to have some outdoor fun.
If it makes you feel better though I’m jealous they you have a puppy
Oh and hope you get your fair share of hot sex when this is over even though you did wish cysitis on us "
Oh ok - I’ll withdraw the cystitis in favour of thrush?
And yeah - Ollie’s adorable but he certainly keeps us busy! |
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"Not all couples are lucky enough to be in lock down together
Do we still earn your ire even tho we don't get regular fun?
Oh that must be horrible
I'm really thankful Ash was at mine when lockdown happened. X"
Aw that’s good news! Pleased for you! |
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x"
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x Thank you "
Most welcome! Nice jugs! |
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x Thank you
Most welcome! Nice jugs! "
Haha thank you once again. |
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"Not all couples are lucky enough to be in lock down together
Do we still earn your ire even tho we don't get regular fun?
Oh that must be horrible
I'm really thankful Ash was at mine when lockdown happened. X
Aw that’s good news! Pleased for you! "
Thanks lovely, can't wait for this to over so we can have a proper catch up. Xx |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
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"How very rude lol, we’re very happy in lockdown together and no kids to disturb the sex in our house, also with the weather being hot and sunny makes you extra horny so good to have some outdoor fun.
If it makes you feel better though I’m jealous they you have a puppy
Oh and hope you get your fair share of hot sex when this is over even though you did wish cysitis on us
Oh ok - I’ll withdraw the cystitis in favour of thrush?
And yeah - Ollie’s adorable but he certainly keeps us busy! "
Erm thanks but I think I will take the cystitis Hope Ollie leaves you a nice present in the night....only joking |
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"Not all couples are lucky enough to be in lock down together
Do we still earn your ire even tho we don't get regular fun?
Oh that must be horrible
I'm really thankful Ash was at mine when lockdown happened. X
Aw that’s good news! Pleased for you!
Thanks lovely, can't wait for this to over so we can have a proper catch up. Xx"
Catch up is such fun |
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"If you are one of the fab couples who actually still like/fancy each other - and are having regular sex - please know that I, and many fab singles, effing hate you worse than poison!
Women in couples - May your cystitis be frequent and itchy/burney (yes it’s a word!!!!) as f*** - and guys may you hear ‘Daddeeeee I need a story’ when you even THINK about shagging!
That is all! Feel free to gloat on this thread so we can loathe you even more!
Hugs (for the singles of course - couples - go fuck yourselves (is singles have been doing that for months! )
Peachy x"
Hope all is well apart from the obvious Peachy?!
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"Neither of us could sleep last night, so we ended up making love at 1.30 this morning.
Nice but as I had to be up at 3 didn't really help me but Frisky was out like a light...
Awwwww - nice that you still call it making love! "
When the toys and the rope come out then it's sex... |
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