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Noah's Arc is leaving... Are you in?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Noah has refurbished his Arc and is preparing to leave the planet for pastures new.
Say you are IN and let Noah know WHY he should take you.
Let your future partner/partners know by posting here or by sending a PM. But make sure to tell them WHY you chose them and WHY they should choose you.
Good luck.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have space for all my partners. There are a few of them. The problem is they are all tassered!  "
Yes, plenty of space. Your partners need to be willing. So no tasered ones.  |
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Nope, fuck you Noah you sanctimonious prick! Judging me! Two of each animal will only lead to a fucked up gene pool and pretty much zero chance of any reproduction of species and humans too.
I'd rather drown!
In fact I'd bludgeon Noah to death with a passing tortoise then drown and hope i go to hell where there's less contradiction. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.
However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times "
You are in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sure, can I be one of the worms that eats through the bow which will eventually cause the ship to sink?"
You are welcome too. We need worms. The arc is built to last. |
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"Sure, can I be one of the worms that eats through the bow which will eventually cause the ship to sink?
You are welcome too. We need worms. The arc is built to last. "
Not when I'm finished with it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Count me in, if I pass Noah's stringent vetting protocol.
The difficulty will be in choosing which partner to bring with me..."
Set up hunger games. Or just toss the coin. Its Cheaper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.
However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times "
A lady fluffer |
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"If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.
However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times
A lady fluffer"
I’m prepared to make that sacrifice  |
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