"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff 
I can save til after lockdown for the right person 
Be a love and help a lazy girl out  "
And I thought you were a Scrubber  |
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"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff
I can save til after lockdown for the right person
Be a love and help a lazy girl out
And I thought you were a Scrubber "
How very dare you!
I'm more of a slattern tbh |
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Right Minnie ......... here goes.
I funking hate dishes as much as I hate cutlery. Follow this for an easy dish do.
Empty sink of all dishes n bastard cutlery put them on the side in order of type......
1. Fill sink with hot water and SOAP POWDER......... seriously. I have never known anything clean a dirty roast dish more easily.
2. Put burnt pan into sink of soap powder water.
3.Fuck off and do something you like doing.
4. Come back later and wipe pan.......it will be sparkly. N.B. you might need a pan scrubber for the baddest of shit.
5. Put all other dishes in sink to soak along with bastard cutlery.
6. Fuck off and watch a film.
7. Half way though film put it on pause and take fucking bastard cutlery out of sing while you make a coffee.
8. Take coffee to t.v. and finish watching film.
9. Take coffee cup to sink and rinse all soaked dishes which cleaned themselves.
10. Fuck off for a bath.
Done. |
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"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff
I can save til after lockdown for the right person
Be a love and help a lazy girl out
And I thought you were a Scrubber
How very dare you!
I'm more of a slattern tbh "
I dont even know what that is , now I look stupid  |
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"Right Minnie ......... here goes.
I funking hate dishes as much as I hate cutlery. Follow this for an easy dish do.
Empty sink of all dishes n bastard cutlery put them on the side in order of type......
1. Fill sink with hot water and SOAP POWDER......... seriously. I have never known anything clean a dirty roast dish more easily.
2. Put burnt pan into sink of soap powder water.
3.Fuck off and do something you like doing.
4. Come back later and wipe pan.......it will be sparkly. N.B. you might need a pan scrubber for the baddest of shit.
5. Put all other dishes in sink to soak along with bastard cutlery.
6. Fuck off and watch a film.
7. Half way though film put it on pause and take fucking bastard cutlery out of sing while you make a coffee.
8. Take coffee to t.v. and finish watching film.
9. Take coffee cup to sink and rinse all soaked dishes which cleaned themselves.
10. Fuck off for a bath.
Done. "
Soap powder like clothes soap power? Who knew! Thanks GC |
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"I'll wash your dishes, if you do a household of 5 clothes washing? My washing machine just died  "
Deal.I don't mind a bit of handwashing and let's face it my hands can't look any worse than they do already at the min |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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I'm on my way sweety, before lock down I would do a lady's housework once a month, she would tell me what to do and tell me off if it was not up to her standard.
So miss it, she insisted that I wore a maids outfit xx
Got pics on my profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff
I can save til after lockdown for the right person
Be a love and help a lazy girl out "
A woman after my own heart! I really recommend a lodger does wonders and is inspirational.
Mine leads by example.
Life is so much easier with clean dishes.
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