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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late.....(eyes to the front there!... )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Present and ready for inspection Sir!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m out of bed and wondering what the noise is about.

(Shuffling past on the hunt for coffee)

Morning all!!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Present Major Ash sir

You always seem to catch me in the bath on roll call so 100% not correct

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Morning Ash and everyone above ^

Have a great day x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present and ready for inspection Sir!!!"

Morning Jonny...Congrats on being first to report in for inspection....You can take the rest of the day off to watch Netflix...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’m out of bed and wondering what the noise is about.

(Shuffling past on the hunt for coffee)

Morning all!!! "

Morning Danny...Please report back straight after your coffee.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m out of bed and wondering what the noise is about.

(Shuffling past on the hunt for coffee)

Morning all!!!

Morning Danny...Please report back straight after your coffee..... "

Will do

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present Major Ash sir

You always seem to catch me in the bath on roll call so 100% not correct "

Morning Corporal Compersion.....I hope you will be correct after your bath...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash and everyone above ^

Have a great day x"

Morning Miss Morgan...Hope you have a great day x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m out of bed and wondering what the noise is about.

(Shuffling past on the hunt for coffee)

Morning all!!!

Morning Danny...Please report back straight after your coffee.....

Will do "

Right; I’m done...... even went for a shave

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning Ash, I'm not sure I'm quite correct this morning, my clothes appear to be falling off

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’m out of bed and wondering what the noise is about.

(Shuffling past on the hunt for coffee)

Morning all!!!

Morning Danny...Please report back straight after your coffee.....

Will do

Right; I’m done...... even went for a shave "

Well done Danny...You have passed this mornings inspection...

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Good morning Ash

Present but not correct

Jo x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash "

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m here “waves”

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By *avinaNWTV/TS  over a year ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

Present Major nearly fully awake...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ready for inspection Major Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, I'm not sure I'm quite correct this morning, my clothes appear to be falling off "

Morning Hippy Chick....Do you need any help to take any more clothes off..Sorry I mean put them back on?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash

Present but not correct

Jo x"

Good morning Jo...I had a feeling you might not be correct yet...

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade... "

Ohhh am I in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning Ash, I'm not sure I'm quite correct this morning, my clothes appear to be falling off

Morning Hippy Chick....Do you need any help to take any more clothes off..Sorry I mean put them back on?.... "

Oh definitely with taking them off

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’m here “waves” "

Morning Private Cheeky......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present Major nearly fully awake..."

Morning Davina....I hope you'll be fully awake soon...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ready for inspection Major Ash"

Morning Shy Pair....You have both passed todays inspection.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade...

Ohhh am I in trouble "

I have a top secret mission for you this morning....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, I'm not sure I'm quite correct this morning, my clothes appear to be falling off

Morning Hippy Chick....Do you need any help to take any more clothes off..Sorry I mean put them back on?....

Oh definitely with taking them off "

Please report to my office in the barracks.....(I'm in for a busy morning here!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a change present and correct

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade...

Ohhh am I in trouble

I have a top secret mission for you this morning...."

Ohh I’m excited now

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"For a change present and correct

"

Morning corporal Rose....that is a nice change....

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Here and all present and correct

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade...

Ohhh am I in trouble

I have a top secret mission for you this morning....

Ohh I’m excited now "

I would like you to go deep under cover...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am in the right place? Checking in

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Here and all present and correct "

Morning cookie....Im happy to report you have passed inspection....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reporting for duty sir

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade...

Ohhh am I in trouble

I have a top secret mission for you this morning....

Ohh I’m excited now

I would like you to go deep under cover... "

Undercover or under the covers

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Am in the right place? Checking in "

Morning notthatguy...you're in the right place!...It looks like some privates have been posting on last weeks thread by mistake....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am in the right place? Checking in

Morning notthatguy...you're in the right place!...It looks like some privates have been posting on last weeks thread by mistake.... "

There’s nothing worse than having your privates in the wrong place is there?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning Ash, I'm not sure I'm quite correct this morning, my clothes appear to be falling off

Morning Hippy Chick....Do you need any help to take any more clothes off..Sorry I mean put them back on?....

Oh definitely with taking them off

Please report to my office in the barracks.....(I'm in for a busy morning here!) "

On my way

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Present, sir!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Good morning Ash, Brigadier Babs reporting. Present and correct(ish)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still MIA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Present and ready for inspection Sir!!!

Morning Jonny...Congrats on being first to report in for inspection....You can take the rest of the day off to watch Netflix... "

Thank you Sir!! But I am at work!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present and reporting for duty Major Ash

Morning Busty Belle...Please report to my office in the barracks after parade...

Ohhh am I in trouble

I have a top secret mission for you this morning....

Ohh I’m excited now

I would like you to go deep under cover...

Undercover or under the covers "

Possibly a bit of both ...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Am in the right place? Checking in

Morning notthatguy...you're in the right place!...It looks like some privates have been posting on last weeks thread by mistake....

There’s nothing worse than having your privates in the wrong place is there?"

There certainly isn't!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present, sir!"

Are you correct Dr who?....

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Morning Major Ash!

I'm not sure if it's allowed on parade, read I know it is not but I am going to give you a quick hug while reporting in!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Present, sir!

Are you correct Dr who?...."

Vary rarely

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By *allBristolManMan  over a year ago

nowhere

Present

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By *wingfellowMan  over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Ello ello

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Oi oi

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash, Brigadier Babs reporting. Present and correct(ish) "

Morning Brigadier Babs....I hope you have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woop, I can check in again! Hello Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Still MIA"

Will send out a search party...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi Ash I never make it on time to these!! Xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning Major Ash!

I'm not sure if it's allowed on parade, read I know it is not but I am going to give you a quick hug while reporting in!"

Morning Colonel Meli....thanks for the quick hug....we wont tell anybody...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Present"

Thanks for reporting in

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ello ello "

Bonjour monsieur....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oi oi"

That's no way to address a major on parade!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Woop, I can check in again! Hello Ash "

Nice to see you checking in again lemonbuttercream

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By *assy69Man  over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late.....(eyes to the front there!... )"

Good Morning Sir, all present and correct here on this fine Tuesday morning. Hope all is well where you are

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Morning, slow start for me today

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash I never make it on time to these!! Xx"

Well done for making it on time today giantkitty...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late.....(eyes to the front there!... )

Good Morning Sir, all present and correct here on this fine Tuesday morning. Hope all is well where you are "

Morning Bassy...all is well here..I hope you have a fine day...

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Morning

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning, slow start for me today"

Morning wildblonde.....

I hope you have a great Tuesday

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning "

Morning Jasmine...thanks for reporting in...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Only 30 mins left to check in before roll call ends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm reporting for duty.

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By *enuinetallstuMan  over a year ago

nr beauly

Ready for duty Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP what are reporting for, what do you want!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fashionably late.

And a maverick, rebelling against the establishment-imposed deadline.

All the ladies love a bad boy

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Fashionably late.

And a maverick, rebelling against the establishment-imposed deadline.

All the ladies love a bad boy "

Tut tutting at your tardiness!!

Nice to see you back DB. XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fashionably late.

And a maverick, rebelling against the establishment-imposed deadline.

All the ladies love a bad boy

Tut tutting at your tardiness!!

Nice to see you back DB. XX"

Ahhh hello there you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fashionably late.

And a maverick, rebelling against the establishment-imposed deadline.

All the ladies love a bad boy

Tut tutting at your tardiness!!

Nice to see you back DB. XX

Ahhh hello there you! "

Tut tut! Filters preventing messaging!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Here

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