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If I said you were angel would you treat me like the devil tonight.
If I was dying of thirst, would you pour me a nice glass of red, take your clothes off and jump in the hot tub next to me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What I am going to sing is George Michael - Outside.. to just about everyone, but especially those who miss their freedom to roam 
'I think I'm done with the sofa
I think I'm done with the hall
I think I'm done with the kitchen table, baby
Let's go outside
In the sunshine
I know you want to, but you can't say yes
Let's go outside
In the moonshine
Take me to the places that I love best' (that you love best too!) |
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"What I am going to sing is George Michael - Outside.. to just about everyone, but especially those who miss their freedom to roam
'I think I'm done with the sofa
I think I'm done with the hall
I think I'm done with the kitchen table, baby
Let's go outside
In the sunshine
I know you want to, but you can't say yes
Let's go outside
In the moonshine
Take me to the places that I love best' (that you love best too!)"
Good lyrics but
I don’t want your freedom, girl all I want right now is you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See, my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle, that's the way
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did |
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"Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Think of me instead
I'll never get so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't Marry her
Fuck me"
Fancy a dirty weekend away. In Rotterdam perhaps.  |
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"See, my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle, that's the way
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did"
This is a tale of woe.
Perhaps he was like me.
When your hair turns grey
And you swear you dyed it that way
You’re the oldest swinger in town. |
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"Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Think of me instead
I'll never get so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't Marry her
Fuck me
Fancy a dirty weekend away. In Rotterdam perhaps. "
Only if you're a perfect 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I'm going blind |
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"Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Think of me instead
I'll never get so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't Marry her
Fuck me
Fancy a dirty weekend away. In Rotterdam perhaps.
Only if you're a perfect 10 "
But I wear a 12 |
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"Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I'm going blind"
You just want me to say
I’m a wanker.  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Don't need permission
Made my decision to test my limits
'Cause it's my business
God as my witness
Start what I finished
Don't need no hold up
Taking control of this kind of moment
I'm locked and loaded
Completely focused my mind is open
All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
Don't you stop, boy
X |
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"Don't need permission
Made my decision to test my limits
'Cause it's my business
God as my witness
Start what I finished
Don't need no hold up
Taking control of this kind of moment
I'm locked and loaded
Completely focused my mind is open
All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
Don't you stop, boy
X"
Don’t stop me now
Cause we’re having a good time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Son I'm 30, I only went with your mother 'Cause she's dirty, and I don't have a decent bone in me.
Got to love Sean Ryder - that's just class. 
But you’re 43. "
I know, unfortunately!! I was 12 when it came out though, and that's even more depressing  |
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"Roses are red
Fiddles is too "
I want some red roses for a blue lady
Mr Florist take my order please
And if they do the trick
I’ll soon be back to pic
Your best white orchard for our wedding day. |
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