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I would meet the poster above but...
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"He cannot accommodate!" Her heads on upside down | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down " Not sure about consuming frogs together | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together "makes me giggle too much  | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much "There's no reason I wouldn't | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much
There's no reason I wouldn't "He uses EE... that speaks for itself! | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much
There's no reason I wouldn't "Cause he has a red knob | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much
There's no reason I wouldn't
Cause he has a red knob "He's too far away | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much
There's no reason I wouldn't
Cause he has a red knob
He's too far away "She’d tell me to bugger off | |||
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"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much
There's no reason I wouldn't
Cause he has a red knob
He's too far away
She’d tell me to bugger off"He lives in Norfolk and probably talks funny | |||
"He cannot accommodate! Her heads on upside down Not sure about consuming frogs together makes me giggle too much
There's no reason I wouldn't
Cause he has a red knob
He's too far away
She’d tell me to bugger off
He lives in Norfolk and probably talks funny " | |||
"He wouldn’t have me... " | |||
"He wouldn’t have me...
"Nor me | |||
"He wouldn’t have me...
"Coronavirus!! | |||
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"I’m grounded "I wouldn’t know what to wear | |||
"I’m grounded "lockdown | |||
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"But why, what's your reason not to! P.S. no harsh feelings "Stopped talking to me...  | |||
"But why, what's your reason not to! P.S. no harsh feelings
Stopped talking to me... "Straight so wouldn't have me | |||
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"I don't meet couples anymore. " I have boob envy! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:01:36]" He moved away!!  | |||
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"Boris won’t let me " He is male | |||
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"Too skinny" Out of my age range unfortunately | |||
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"So is he ^" Too many cats | |||
"So is he ^ Too many cats " Not enough cats. | |||
"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats." She would lose patience with me after 10 min  | |||
"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats." Fluctuations in cat quantities | |||
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"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats. Fluctuations in cat quantities " He a man | |||
"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats. Fluctuations in cat quantities He a man" He's a detective! | |||
"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats. Fluctuations in cat quantities He a man He's a detective!" He’s not a detective | |||
"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats. Fluctuations in cat quantities He a man He's a detective! He’s not a detective " She’s not a guy! | |||
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"So is he ^ Too many cats Not enough cats. Fluctuations in cat quantities He a man He's a detective! He’s not a detective She’s not a guy!" I'm not a fit guy | |||
"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:23:14]" He’s been removed | |||
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"I don't like his hat!" She got a man!! | |||
"I don't like his hat!" They like hiking | |||
"I don't like his hat! They like hiking " Got a dick  | |||
"I don't like his hat! They like hiking " His cocks too much of a star | |||
"I don't like his hat! They like hiking His cocks too much of a star" But he too old | |||
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"But he wears tighty whities "They’re in a galaxy far far away | |||
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"I’m not off to Wembley " He won’t take it up him bum | |||
"I’m not off to Wembley He won’t take it up him bum "He's a no-body | |||
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"I'm blocked...." He's a star wars nerd... | |||
"I'm blocked.... He's a star wars nerd..." Er, too young (darn it) | |||
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"Lock down " He’s in lockdown | |||
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"She’s not really Jessica " He’s toooooooo cheeky | |||
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"She’s not really Jessica " Too right. | |||
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"She’s too pretty " Anyday! | |||
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"^^ we are not compatible " I'm not into ladies | |||
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"Nor am I." She wont let me | |||
"Nor am I." I'm too lazy | |||
"Nor am I. She wont let me" His nipples are better than mine | |||
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"I can’t get a flight "I’m not gay  | |||
"I can’t get a flight
I’m not gay "Not into guys | |||
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"I don’t like leopard print" Too young. I like older guys | |||
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"I don’t like leopard print Too young. I like older guys "She might steel all my dips ! | |||
"I don’t like leopard print Too young. I like older guys
She might steel all my dips !"she might feed me | |||
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"Always has his hands in his pants "Out of my league | |||
"Always has his hands in his pants
Out of my league "Just a wee bit out of date for the Mrs  | |||
"Always has his hands in his pants
Out of my league
Just a wee bit out of date for the Mrs "Are honey bears tame? | |||
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"Can’t get anymore roses " I prefer Maltesers! | |||
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"Can’t get anymore roses I prefer Maltesers!" Too sexy x | |||
"Two red heads would be dangerous together " She'd eat us alive | |||
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"Two red heads would be dangerous together She'd eat us alive" Out of my league | |||
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"He's a man! " He is a boy | |||
"He's a man! He is a boy "shes not a spider | |||
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"He's a man! He is a boy "Pretty close by. | |||
"He's a man! He is a boy shes not a spider "I could be | |||
"She might be a poisonous spider " Deadly you won't feel a thing | |||
"She might be a poisonous spider Deadly you won't feel a thing " I might die! | |||
"She might be a poisonous spider Deadly you won't feel a thing I might die! "Women spiders stick together you will be safe with me | |||
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"Hate spiders" Not a believer of the Northern Stars | |||
"Hate spiders" I'd give the amazing nipples too much attention. | |||
"Hate spiders Not a believer of the Northern Stars" He’s a nobody! | |||
"Hate spiders Not a believer of the Northern Stars He’s a nobody! " Her boobs are bigger than mine | |||
"Hate spiders Not a believer of the Northern Stars He’s a nobody! Her boobs are bigger than mine "She’s already turned me down | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 23:14:27]" He disappeared! | |||
"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 23:14:27]" ...but he's a little too much into the 'strong but silent' typecast | |||
Im not a man | |||
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"This moves too quick.
Im not a man"She’s not a man | |||
"This moves too quick.
Im not a man"Too quick for us too | |||
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"Hate spiders Not a believer of the Northern Stars He’s a nobody! " I heard that almost from everyone | |||
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"Too young "She looks pretty happy with the teddy bear. I’m not looking to step on toes | |||
"Too young "I would keep looking at your lovely btm | |||
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"I prefer burger King tbh x" That's just sloppy stuff in a bun !! And the chips are a bit limp !!!!! X | |||
