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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly

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By *iking67Man  over a year ago

BP Auckland

Me too its driving me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly "

What about the word 'squelch'

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

Same here. Climbing the walls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly

What about the word 'squelch' "

Nah not so much. Try moist squelch that may help turn me off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it hormones, I find I am like this about a week before I would be due on?

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it hormones, I find I am like this about a week before I would be due on?"

I blame the fact I’m more horny now then I’ve ever been in the last 40 years on hormones anyway! Could be. I’m at “that age”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did my pig thread do it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading "

Hahaha. I don’t think he’ll complain! Tell him to have an extra weetabix

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did my pig thread do it?"

The 30 minute orgasm mention didn’t help I have to admit.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that "

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading

Hahaha. I don’t think he’ll complain! Tell him to have an extra weetabix "

Oh I've just had a massive bowl of wheetabix , off for a ride in a bit

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that "

So thoughtful Mr M

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it hormones, I find I am like this about a week before I would be due on?

I blame the fact I’m more horny now then I’ve ever been in the last 40 years on hormones anyway! Could be. I’m at “that age” "

Me too, since January I have become like a bitch on heat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading

Hahaha. I don’t think he’ll complain! Tell him to have an extra weetabix

Oh I've just had a massive bowl of wheetabix , off for a ride in a bit "

You’ll need it riding up those hills!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it hormones, I find I am like this about a week before I would be due on?

I blame the fact I’m more horny now then I’ve ever been in the last 40 years on hormones anyway! Could be. I’m at “that age”

Me too, since January I have become like a bitch on heat! "

It really is quite odd! Seeing as it’s supposed to work the other way!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no "

I’ve just sent the 8. I don’t want you thinking I’m some sort of pervert or anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading

Hahaha. I don’t think he’ll complain! Tell him to have an extra weetabix

Oh I've just had a massive bowl of wheetabix , off for a ride in a bit

You’ll need it riding up those hills!!"

oh golly gumdrops yes , . Just warming up my lycra now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

I’ve just sent the 8. I don’t want you thinking I’m some sort of pervert or anything "

You’re just too kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading

Hahaha. I don’t think he’ll complain! Tell him to have an extra weetabix

Oh I've just had a massive bowl of wheetabix , off for a ride in a bit

You’ll need it riding up those hills!! oh golly gumdrops yes , . Just warming up my lycra now lol "

Oooooh Taff. You’re not helping here! Whatever you do don’t send me a pic!

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. "

I did think you are looking rather divine Nora . Would be very happy to assist you with some text instructions if you think it might help?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the same...it's ridiculous somebody had better be ready for me to unleash all this when we can travel again....I'd recommend carb loading

Hahaha. I don’t think he’ll complain! Tell him to have an extra weetabix

Oh I've just had a massive bowl of wheetabix , off for a ride in a bit

You’ll need it riding up those hills!! oh golly gumdrops yes , . Just warming up my lycra now lol

Oooooh Taff. You’re not helping here! Whatever you do don’t send me a pic! "

oh as if I would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wand didn't touch it I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wand didn't touch it I guess

"

Wand and kids constantly in the house isn’t a good combination! It’s still in the drawer! I’m a an least twice a day girl so it’s taking it’s toll!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wand didn't touch it I guess

Wand and kids constantly in the house isn’t a good combination! It’s still in the drawer! I’m a an least twice a day girl so it’s taking it’s toll!"

I get you. I dont like the enforced by circumstances limit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wand didn't touch it I guess

Wand and kids constantly in the house isn’t a good combination! It’s still in the drawer! I’m a an least twice a day girl so it’s taking it’s toll!

I get you. I dont like the enforced by circumstances limit. "

Nope. It’s too loud too! Can’t even do it at night!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wand didn't touch it I guess

Wand and kids constantly in the house isn’t a good combination! It’s still in the drawer! I’m a an least twice a day girl so it’s taking it’s toll!

I get you. I dont like the enforced by circumstances limit.

Hair dryer, loud music, Black & Decker...?

Nope. It’s too loud too! Can’t even do it at night! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly

Me too "

Even POF is starting to look shaggable! I really do need help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly

Me too

Even POF is starting to look shaggable! I really do need help "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly

Me too

Even POF is starting to look shaggable! I really do need help "

Dont worry youre not the only who thinks this

Lock down is working very well for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly

Me too

Even POF is starting to look shaggable! I really do need help "

Now steady on!

Although I have found an outlet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m getting excited picking up courgettes in Lidl’s

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly "

I hear you Hun. I’ve been feeling like this for the past few weeks now.

So frustrating

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m getting excited picking up courgettes in Lidl’s "

I’m not that bad yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have decided to turn my needs sex button off. Only pure thoughts from now on. Not even the loveliest of cock will tempt me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have decided to turn my needs sex button off. Only pure thoughts from now on. Not even the loveliest of cock will tempt me "

. I’m looking into becoming a nun. I’d make a good nun.

Are nuns allowed toys?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think women are impacted more than most men, as we usually don't get any sex anyway so we built up endurance

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon

It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think women are impacted more than most men, as we usually don't get any sex anyway so we built up endurance "

I don’t think any man has had less sex than me during the past 20 years!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!"

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think women are impacted more than most men, as we usually don't get any sex anyway so we built up endurance

I don’t think any man has had less sex than me during the past 20 years! "

You would lose that bet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think women are impacted more than most men, as we usually don't get any sex anyway so we built up endurance

I don’t think any man has had less sex than me during the past 20 years! You would lose that bet "

I beg to differ!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have decided to turn my needs sex button off. Only pure thoughts from now on. Not even the loveliest of cock will tempt me

. I’m looking into becoming a nun. I’d make a good nun.

Are nuns allowed toys? "

I imagine they do a lot of polishing of candlesticks

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By *lymanMan  over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"I think women are impacted more than most men, as we usually don't get any sex anyway so we built up endurance "

Well said

Totally with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m getting excited picking up courgettes in Lidl’s

I’m not that bad yet! "

I’ve been getting busy behind Lidl’s with F&B .

He does love his melons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly "

I think the whole reason I was in such a terrible mood yesterday was lack of a a mans touch! I think when lockdown is done there will be a lot of frustrated women devouring men.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now "

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!"

. Soon.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

All this talk of pent up female frustration and general ‘horniness’, quite a turn on.

Are they just all talk though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!"

Oooofffffttttt

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt "

He has 2 hands kitty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no "

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help."

I hear ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m getting excited picking up courgettes in Lidl’s "

I was handling a cucumber very suggestively yesterday, the man in the shop looked a bit scared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt

He has 2 hands kitty "

I’m not normally very good at sharing but for him I would and with such a lovely lady as you I would give it a go!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt

He has 2 hands kitty

I’m not normally very good at sharing but for him I would and with such a lovely lady as you I would give it a go!!! "

Haha me neither. That’s probably shocked the hell out of him! . But it’s different times and life’s not normal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me "

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick. "

. To be fair it’s worth a look!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help."

Meli your writing is exquisite. I’m turned on and I don’t even like avocado

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

. To be fair it’s worth a look!"

If you like that you’ll love mine make sure the volume is up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

. To be fair it’s worth a look!

If you like that you’ll love mine make sure the volume is up!"

Definitely didn’t look too many times!!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt

He has 2 hands kitty

I’m not normally very good at sharing but for him I would and with such a lovely lady as you I would give it a go!!! "

Not been perving at me have you. Seen today's views have got more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

. To be fair it’s worth a look!

If you like that you’ll love mine make sure the volume is up!

Definitely didn’t look too many times!! "

Must say hail Mary's, must say hail Mary's!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt

He has 2 hands kitty

I’m not normally very good at sharing but for him I would and with such a lovely lady as you I would give it a go!!!

Not been perving at me have you. Seen today's views have got more "

Nice bum bum Mr

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt

He has 2 hands kitty

I’m not normally very good at sharing but for him I would and with such a lovely lady as you I would give it a go!!!

Not been perving at me have you. Seen today's views have got more

Nice bum bum Mr"

Thank you

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help.

Meli your writing is exquisite. I’m turned on and I don’t even like avocado "

That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about my writing. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's getting frustrating now this lockdown is! Sexually frustrating that is. Not the reason why!

Oh fuck. Where did you come from?

Shit I’m in trouble now

Yes in deep trouble. Head down arse up and a good slap is in order me thinks!

Oooofffffttttt

He has 2 hands kitty

I’m not normally very good at sharing but for him I would and with such a lovely lady as you I would give it a go!!!

Not been perving at me have you. Seen today's views have got more "

Nope definitely wouldn’t be caught doing that!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

. To be fair it’s worth a look!

If you like that you’ll love mine make sure the volume is up!"

See now you've all gone and done it! If you could just slip that between my thighs as we kiss,I would be much obliged

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

. To be fair it’s worth a look!

If you like that you’ll love mine make sure the volume is up!

See now you've all gone and done it! If you could just slip that between my thighs as we kiss,I would be much obliged "

Ooooh errrrrr Mrs. Get back to your candlesticks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help.

Meli your writing is exquisite. I’m turned on and I don’t even like avocado "

Your so right guys! She has a way with words that will just make you melt. It's even better if she reads to you what she has written lol. I keep asking her to finally post her seminal work in the world of Fab meets. I know the day she does it, everyone's collective heads will explode with pent up eroticism! But she needs encouragement so this is me publicly outing her to actually post it hehe.

Plus I can guarantee that person was trying to look as hot as possible while they was doing it _eli! I'm quite frankly amazed he didn't cut his hand off while getting distracted looking at your eyes pop in the camera xxx

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Would you like a cock pic Nora to help you out a little? A friend in need and all that

I’ve watched your boing vid about 57 times this morning but as yours is rather pretty I won’t say no

Now I've started watching his boing vid....lord help me

Im not going to look, I'm not. Just sit here polishing my candlestick.

. To be fair it’s worth a look!

If you like that you’ll love mine make sure the volume is up!

See now you've all gone and done it! If you could just slip that between my thighs as we kiss,I would be much obliged "

Absolutely

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help.

Meli your writing is exquisite. I’m turned on and I don’t even like avocado

Your so right guys! She has a way with words that will just make you melt. It's even better if she reads to you what she has written lol. I keep asking her to finally post her seminal work in the world of Fab meets. I know the day she does it, everyone's collective heads will explode with pent up eroticism! But she needs encouragement so this is me publicly outing her to actually post it hehe.

Plus I can guarantee that person was trying to look as hot as possible while they was doing it _eli! I'm quite frankly amazed he didn't cut his hand off while getting distracted looking at your eyes pop in the camera xxx "

Absolutely this. The eloquence and charm of the messages I receive are amazing... to experience such erudition channelled completely toward an erotic experience would be bliss... Be bold dear Meli Xx Xx

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly "

I completely agree, I feel like a teenager all over again

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"This is a definite mood.

Yesterday I watched a man prepare an avocado.

I'm not sure if it was his firm hand gripping it, the beautifully symmetrical halving of the fruit, the deft slickness of his knife skills or the precise yet delicate removal of that flesh, carefully but swiftly edging out that pit with a satisfying flash of blade. It was pure porn. And I need help.

Meli your writing is exquisite. I’m turned on and I don’t even like avocado

Your so right guys! She has a way with words that will just make you melt. It's even better if she reads to you what she has written lol. I keep asking her to finally post her seminal work in the world of Fab meets. I know the day she does it, everyone's collective heads will explode with pent up eroticism! But she needs encouragement so this is me publicly outing her to actually post it hehe.

Plus I can guarantee that person was trying to look as hot as possible while they was doing it _eli! I'm quite frankly amazed he didn't cut his hand off while getting distracted looking at your eyes pop in the camera xxx "

Thanks for the public outing you daft numpty. I adore you and one day I'll finish what I've written. Right now though I've got to wash my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is turning me on right now. Could just be a couple of words or a pic. I’m not usually this bad and I do think about sex a lot anyway but this is getting silly "

You are officially on heat!

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