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I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
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Mmmmmm I think you are being rude but i'm going to pretend you are nice.
Should I change the soup daily to SOUP OF THE DAY or should I do the same every day or offer 5 flavours a day... ?
I haven't had my own cafe before |
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"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
Will tell my friends "
Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon |
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"Mmmmmm I think you are being rude but i'm going to pretend you are nice.
Should I change the soup daily to SOUP OF THE DAY or should I do the same every day or offer 5 flavours a day... ?
I haven't had my own cafe before"
No one ever does Soup of The Night, do they?
Could be a gap in the market there.
Could be your USP.
That and the Semen.
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"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
Will tell my friends
Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon"
Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy  |
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"Mmmmmm I think you are being rude but i'm going to pretend you are nice.
Should I change the soup daily to SOUP OF THE DAY or should I do the same every day or offer 5 flavours a day... ?
I haven't had my own cafe before
No one ever does Soup of The Night, do they?
Could be a gap in the market there.
Could be your USP.
That and the Semen.
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Haaaa haaaaaaaaaa I am copyrighting Soup of the Night .....  Just thought I am not working at night at my age...... so it's soup of the night during the day.
Look stupid there is NO semen. I KNEW you were being rude.
Semen YOU and I .......... Doh |
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"In a market in London with my daughter once and we went to a cafe for breakfast rolls and his sign said ....
If you don't like my food eat elsewhere.
I wanted to marry him there n then."
Love that.
Went into a cafe in Lpool and the old fella running it said "I wish people would eat their food, drink their drink and then fuck off"
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"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
Will tell my friends
Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon
Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy "
Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?
You can still eat it for free though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
Will tell my friends
Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon
Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy
Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?
You can still eat it for free though."
I read it and ate it while I waited... oh sorry Granny, I thought you meant I could eat the menu  |
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"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
Will tell my friends
Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon
Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy
Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?
You can still eat it for free though.
I read it and ate it while I waited... oh sorry Granny, I thought you meant I could eat the menu "
I don't like cooking bacon but for every review you do i'd keep a pack in the fridge and get someone to serve you through the window by the bins.... Like Maccies but with less finess. |
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"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny
Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu
Great service
Great food
Great price
Will tell my friends
Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon
Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy
Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?
You can still eat it for free though.
I read it and ate it while I waited... oh sorry Granny, I thought you meant I could eat the menu
I don't like cooking bacon but for every review you do i'd keep a pack in the fridge and get someone to serve you through the window by the bins.... Like Maccies but with less finess."
Oh wow! Treating me like Royalty now Granny. |
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"Don't be silly! I am not asking you to ditch your family and move abroad OR eat in Pizza Express....... just leave a good review"
We will table for 2 please Granny, got a date and want to impress him
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