FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Pigs can’t look up

Pigs can’t look up

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes "

Can they! Not sure I could cope with that! I’d pass out I reckon!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston

If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They make good sarnies though

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes "

I knew this!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". You make my day sometimes "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They make good sarnies though "

Leave them alone

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig "

Just realised the pun was trying to be lovely

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Oh poor piggies but on the bright side the food is on the ground.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh poor piggies but on the bright side the food is on the ground."

But the stars aren’t

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig

Just realised the pun was trying to be lovely "

Ha ha. I think the pig would prefer a duvet. Then he won't be scared.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig

Just realised the pun was trying to be lovely

Ha ha. I think the pig would prefer a duvet. Then he won't be scared."

Good thinking. And a wee pillow

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cant they just lay on their backs ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cant they just lay on their backs ??"

No it’s impossible

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cant they just lay on their backs ??

No it’s impossible "

Well fuck me , I never knew that.

And I'm a butcher

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes "

So would you with a corkscrew cock !

Bleurrrrrrrrgh to that.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

What would you feed your pet pig OP?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Cant they just lay on their backs ??"

Wouldn’t all the money fall out if they were on their backs.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you feed your pet pig OP? "

Anything they wanted

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What would you feed your pet pig OP?

Anything they wanted"

Is your nickname BrickTop ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *interfoxWoman  over a year ago

maesteg

Love this post ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Love this post ?? "

I’m glas

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Glad. Damn it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if I had a pig

it would be bacon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you feed your pet pig OP? "

The creeps and weirdos..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

Aww bless xx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They can when they lie on their back!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pigs can be heavy so dont break your back.

Nowadays literate pigs use internet to look up anything they want including stars.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They can’t look straight up but they can lift their head enough to see the sky especially wild ones as they have necks that aren’t as fat.

So they can easily see stars

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Of course they bloody can! I've seen Babe The Pig. He could look up!

You'll be telling me that was all CGI next

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *assy69Man  over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

Am now missing my pigs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"What would you feed your pet pig OP?

The creeps and weirdos.."

Which one am I?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

And maybe tickle their tummies too.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Couldn't they just look in a puddle and see the reflection?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Or put a mirror on the ground for them

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

I'd make a bacon sandwich

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Pigs can be heavy so dont break your back.

Nowadays literate pigs use internet to look up anything they want including stars. "

Skirts ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cows cant walk downstairs.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cows cant walk downstairs."

They can but it isn’t easy for them

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Cows cant walk downstairs."

That's why they live in bungalows

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

They can if they see a bucket...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

They do great side eyes tho..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

They can if they see a bucket..."

A bucket of what?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't they have smellyscopes?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't they have smellyscopes?"

Not anymore

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you didn't lift him up..would that make him a groundhog !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you didn't lift him up..would that make him a groundhog !"

Now he’s an uphog

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". You make my day sometimes "

Nora was this you?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


". You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?"

Haha I think it was!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?

Haha I think it was! "

I knew it, you looooove me

And I, love you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


". You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?

Haha I think it was!

I knew it, you looooove me

And I, love you "

. I rem_mber now. It was me lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lashheartMan  over a year ago

shrewsbury


"If you didn't lift him up..would that make him a groundhog !

Now he’s an uphog"

Spiderpig on the simpsons movie

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see what you're trying to do... I'm not looking up to prove a point!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cant they just lay on their backs ??

Wouldn’t all the money fall out if they were on their backs. "

this made me lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Homers spider pig could look up, as it walked on the ceiling.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homers spider pig could look up, as it walked on the ceiling."
dam you, I've got the song in my head now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they? "

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh"

Give them a nudge then.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a pet pig once.. Didn't check to see if it could look up though

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then."

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then.

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side"

Fuck she's good...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lice MaliceWoman  over a year ago

The Facility


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

They can see the stars reflected in puddles. Not all puddles are muddy.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then.

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side

Fuck she's good..."

Yup. No denying her logic there

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't tell your pig your secrets .

It'll squeel

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then.

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side

Fuck she's good...

Yup. No denying her logic there "

I’m smart

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guinea pigs can look up.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guinea pigs can look up.....

"

And?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guinea pigs can look up.....

And?"

Down

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I showed a pig the stars last night and today he can't rem_mber them.

.

I think he has hamnesia.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Pigs could look down into a reflection, and still see the stars.

Gotta work with what you’ve got.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pigs could look down into a reflection, and still see the stars.

Gotta work with what you’ve got. "

And if it's cloudy ,I suppose they can buy an astonomy book from

Hamazon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0781

0