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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Go on then I dare you, do your worst.

Roast the poster above, give it your best shot and hold no prisoners....and no getting grumpy if you don't like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then I dare you, do your worst.

Roast the poster above, give it your best shot and hold no prisoners....and no getting grumpy if you don't like it

Weak, thinks she can out wrestle me. Which suggests low levels of intelligence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has such low standards he’s willing to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks he is top dog in the forums but in real life lives at home with his mum who still wipes his arse for him, would live to find someone to settle with but his face looks like it he fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and then was kicked a few times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinks he is top dog in the forums but in real life lives at home with his mum who still wipes his arse for him, would live to find someone to settle with but his face looks like it he fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and then was kicked a few times."

wow, that harsh. Queen is lovely

And may the 4th be with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow, that harsh. Queen is lovely

And may the 4th be with you"

Oh of course, we know it was a bout queenie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ivy, is totally poison as her name suggests, with some poisons you have a chance to live.

Ivy is not that sort of poison.

Once ingested death is assured.

Is that green in her profile pic just to press the point?

I don't know...I feel my eyes going dark....

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

The only thing long about Hueylong is his lame arsed attempt at a roast which is why his profile pic stops at his waist, everything else below is so terribly short.....legs, cock, stamina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only thing long about Hueylong is his lame arsed attempt at a roast which is why his profile pic stops at his waist, everything else below is so terribly short.....legs, cock, stamina "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ivy, is totally poison as her name suggests, with some poisons you have a chance to live.

Ivy is not that sort of poison.

Once ingested death is assured.

Is that green in her profile pic just to press the point?

I don't know...I feel my eyes going dark...."

I would have looked at your profile for insults but it must be so bad, it’s hidden away. Maybe you’re here trying to be a Huey Lewis and the news cover act, he if couldn’t sing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10th April.

My grandmother would like to have back the curtains you stole from her.

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Has had to cover his eyes in his pic as he cant stand to look at the long list of women who have turned him down.

Decided to become fab straight and then realised all the guys and even the trannies have a bigger dick than he does too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has had to cover his eyes in his pic as he cant stand to look at the long list of women who have turned him down.

Decided to become fab straight and then realised all the guys and even the trannies have a bigger dick than he does too

quite accurate as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Go on then I dare you, do your worst.

Roast the poster above, give it your best shot and hold no prisoners....and no getting grumpy if you don't like it

Did someone say Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo"

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you "

Because F&B amuses me greatly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you "

At least he doesn't look like 72

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you

At least he doesn't look like 72

You do though...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you

At least he doesn't look like 72

You do though...

killing comeback you won

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you

At least he doesn't look like 72

You do though...

killing comeback you won "

Is so dense he posted a compliment instead of a roast, his sarcasm is like his sex life, barren.

Also, shit beard dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you

At least he doesn't look like 72

You do though...

killing comeback you won

Is so dense he posted a compliment instead of a roast, his sarcasm is like his sex life, barren.

Also, shit beard dude

Talking about confusion... Are you a person or a picasso paint?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

From you clothed pics I can definitely say that You are so often naked that you forget what good clothes look like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

From you clothed pics I can definitely say that You are so often naked that you forget what good clothes look like. "

Feels so fabulous about his bearded look his only public photo is of his shoes

I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

From you clothed pics I can definitely say that You are so often naked that you forget what good clothes look like.

Feels so fabulous about his bearded look his only public photo is of his shoes

I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress

Considered it done

Your hands shake so much that you need two hands to hold your phone bless you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

From you clothed pics I can definitely say that You are so often naked that you forget what good clothes look like.

Feels so fabulous about his bearded look his only public photo is of his shoes

I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress

Considered it done

Your hands shake so much that you need two hands to hold your phone bless you "

Considered it done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only thing long about Hueylong is his lame arsed attempt at a roast which is why his profile pic stops at his waist, everything else below is so terribly short.....legs, cock, stamina "

Sophies trade has even earned him letters beside her name?

Sophie is to be admired as one of those who demonstrate they still have the balls to handle whatever is thrown at them.

If I was to really consider I would say help is needed there...but Freud is dead!

There is a rumor that £ is involved but I don't believe all of them.

Profile will be opened for fair game. One day only.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only thing long about Hueylong is his lame arsed attempt at a roast which is why his profile pic stops at his waist, everything else below is so terribly short.....legs, cock, stamina

Sophies trade has even earned him letters beside her name?

Sophie is to be admired as one of those who demonstrate they still have the balls to handle whatever is thrown at them.

If I was to really consider I would say help is needed there...but Freud is dead!

There is a rumor that £ is involved but I don't believe all of them.

Profile will be opened for fair game. One day only.

You bring everyone so much joy!..... when you leave the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll never ride a horse again after visiting Hampshire!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hueylong, more like Huey Long ass hair!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo

Face pic- lucky for you that you have nice tits.

Not sure why you are smiling, that is a face only a mother could love.

Looks like puberty never reached you

At least he doesn't look like 72

You do though...

killing comeback you won "

KISS (keep it simple, stupid)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hueylong, more like Huey Long ass hair!"

MorningStar? Brown star more like...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dan is really a dog.

Just look at his profile pic

But unlike the dog in the Banana splits there is no side-splitting to be had with him.

His jokes fall flat just like his dick under pressure.

One thing he has going for him is his friendship...but as you know with friends like him who needs....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then I dare you, do your worst.

Roast the poster above, give it your best shot and hold no prisoners....and no getting grumpy if you don't like it

Can I flog instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dan is really a dog.

Just look at his profile pic

But unlike the dog in the Banana splits there is no side-splitting to be had with him.

His jokes fall flat just like his dick under pressure.

One thing he has going for him is his friendship...but as you know with friends like him who needs....

Oof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dan is really a dog.

Just look at his profile pic

But unlike the dog in the Banana splits there is no side-splitting to be had with him.

His jokes fall flat just like his dick under pressure.

One thing he has going for him is his friendship...but as you know with friends like him who needs....

HueyLong? Should be called PheuwyPong really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

Who's for afters, pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

me next up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"me next up"

The only thing that comes out of his cock when he cums is a high pitched whistle. As a dog me and my brethren can confirm this to be a fact...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"food and beverage are required here and roasted vegetables would be nice

Who's for afters, pudding? "

You're a pudding. A suet one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dogs better looking.

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The profile name is spot on.

You are a nobody, who joined fab as he cannot get laid in the real world, only to discover the ladies find him equally repulsive online

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By *lymanMan over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Left out the poison in user name tongue like a razor gets off on belittling men trouble with a capitol T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The profile name is spot on.

You are a nobody, who joined fab as he cannot get laid in the real world, only to discover the ladies find him equally repulsive online"

Awww, You so sweet...well done you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

Hasnt grasped a roast

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

Hasnt grasped a roast

I’m thinking of a different kind of roasting for you angel eyes...

FFF

;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

Hasnt grasped a roast

I’m thinking of a different kind of roasting for you angel eyes...

FFF

;)"

This is ruining the roast thread....but I like you

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

These two couldn't roast a Maris Piper.

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By *ireman28Man over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

I'd love to cover you in foil and stick you in the oven for few hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love to cover you in foil and stick you in the oven for few hours."

Fireman’s dick is so big, so he can use it for work!!

Have you ever tried to set it on it mate

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

grammar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"grammar "

Is shit init!

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

Hasnt grasped a roast

I’m thinking of a different kind of roasting for you angel eyes...

FFF

;)

This is ruining the roast thread....but I like you

I find it hard to play by the rules clearly.

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

Hasnt grasped a roast

I’m thinking of a different kind of roasting for you angel eyes...

FFF

;)

This is ruining the roast thread....but I like you

I find it hard to play by the rules clearly.

Name like gobby thought you be good at roasting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll spit roast you on my bbq gran canaria until yourgolden brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Kiss Me

Your prof is hidden so i can't!

Another one have a list of question and answers on her profile

Love your boobage, come to mama

Hasnt grasped a roast

I’m thinking of a different kind of roasting for you angel eyes...

FFF

;)

This is ruining the roast thread....but I like you

I find it hard to play by the rules clearly.

Stop shopping at kids section, that corset is clearly too small, poor zipper!

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

You couldn't roast a spud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then I dare you, do your worst.

Roast the poster above, give it your best shot and hold no prisoners....and no getting grumpy if you don't like it

Les Dennis doing Mavis from Coronation Street was a more convincing female impersonator than you Sophie...

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Ahhhh but Les Dennis was so sweet but we both know he comes second behind me in your wank bank....I do wonder what you did with my pics you fabbed though, did you print them and put them on your bedroom walls to remind you of what you can't have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhhh but Les Dennis was so sweet but we both know he comes second behind me in your wank bank....I do wonder what you did with my pics you fabbed though, did you print them and put them on your bedroom walls to remind you of what you can't have

I had them laminated...

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

o/p ok...I bet you are not widescreen and cannot tune into any channels...sorry I was roasting just the TV part.

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

A 2000's man with 2000's dress sense yet you have a pre millennium sense of humor. You do realise it's now 2020 or has time passed you by?

Oh and you need to have a look and see what an athletic physique is as yours definitely doesn't live up to your claim of having one jellybelly

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

"A 2000's man with 2000's dress sense yet you have a pre millennium sense of humor. You do realise it's now 2020 or has time passed you by?

Oh and you need to have a look and see what an athletic physique is as yours definitely doesn't live up to your claim of having one jellybelly

lol I've heard worse...thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A2000man your belly button looks like the one of an alcoholic !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A2000man your belly button looks like the one of an alcoholic ! "

Your whole everything looks like one of an alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A2000man your belly button looks like the one of an alcoholic !

Your whole everything looks like one of an alcoholic

Dandogs if you put the picture of your tongue (20th april ) upside down it looks like a prolapsed anus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

F&B you have small hands for a chef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F&B you have small hands for a chef

I'm trying to figure out if you have massive hands or a small cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F&B you have small hands for a chef

I'm trying to figure out if you have massive hands or a small cock?

It's not small, it's just far away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A2000man your belly button looks like the one of an alcoholic !

Your whole everything looks like one of an alcoholic

Dandogs if you put the picture of your tongue (20th april ) upside down it looks like a prolapsed anus "

You’re definitely not famous for being a comedian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to piss in a glass and pass it off as a vintage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny because I’m not the one whose into watersports

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clearly has his mum by his clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the guy holding a literal toy. Did your mummy get you that for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular..."

It’s lucky you’re good looking.

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

And now we all know you're blind if you think he's good looking as well as being incapable of taking a full face pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And now we all know you're blind if you think he's good looking as well as being incapable of taking a full face pic "

I'd bang her arse if she didnt have a cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A2000man your belly button looks like the one of an alcoholic !

Your whole everything looks like one of an alcoholic

Dandogs if you put the picture of your tongue (20th april ) upside down it looks like a prolapsed anus "

That is my anus...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And now we all know you're blind if you think he's good looking as well as being incapable of taking a full face pic

I'd bang her arse if she didnt have a cock!

She would love it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And now we all know you're blind if you think he's good looking as well as being incapable of taking a full face pic

I'd bang her arse if she didnt have a cock!

She would love it though

That arse off the bed pic is just cos she lost her belly button fluff and went looking for it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has such low standards he’s willing to fuck me"
must be hard up

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Has such low standards he’s willing to fuck me must be hard up

Her boobs is used as a weapon to stop any man breathing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular..."

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

Insulting some one fashion sense with what you wearing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

Insulting some one fashion sense with what you wearing

It’s better than your photoshop skills

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

Insulting some one fashion sense with what you wearing

It’s better than your photoshop skills

My photoshop skills are pathetic so glad your admitting your fashion sense is on a par

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

Insulting some one fashion sense with what you wearing

It’s better than your photoshop skills

My photoshop skills are pathetic so glad your admitting your fashion sense is on a par

At least I only have to see yours once a year

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

Insulting some one fashion sense with what you wearing

It’s better than your photoshop skills

My photoshop skills are pathetic so glad your admitting your fashion sense is on a par

At least I only have to see yours once a year

Ye your stuck with that bad outfit all time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Yes she did.

Probably around the same year your suit was last popular...

I love your suit in your picture. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist. Just like your fashion sense

Insulting some one fashion sense with what you wearing

It’s better than your photoshop skills

My photoshop skills are pathetic so glad your admitting your fashion sense is on a par

At least I only have to see yours once a year

Ye your stuck with that bad outfit all time

I don’t want you to miss out on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse"

Far too sexy and gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a hippy, roasting her would be like kicking someone who's already on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's a hippy, roasting her would be like kicking someone who's already on the floor

Running a dick pic very closely for the worst available public pic on this entire site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one lump or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

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By *outhendLad.99Man over a year ago

westcliff-on-sea

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it "

Maybe you should do us a favour and hide yours

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

Maybe you should do us a favour and hide yours

Has a penis shaped birthmark on here chin so vainly tries to hide it with a rose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it "

How rude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude "

Haha.. Don't worry I have big hands

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By *outhendLad.99Man over a year ago

westcliff-on-sea

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude "

Doesn’t show her face...probably for the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude "
shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude

Doesn’t show her face...probably for the best "

Well, i always scare the horses, so you're probably right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

Me, lippy and dippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

Me, lippy and dippy

Smelly hippy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's a bit of an animal!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

Me, lippy and dippy

Smelly hippy..."

So so so many things to say. Mostly about condiment choices

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

Me, lippy and dippy

Smelly hippy..."

Smells like wet dog

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

Me, lippy and dippy

Smelly hippy...

Smells like wet dog

I can't roast busty

unless its a spit roasting she after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He just doesn't get it

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"He just doesn't get it

Definitely not getting it from you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse"

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

Funniest koala Iv ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/05/20 14:51:10]

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/20 14:51:10]"

Is that the best you can do

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/20 14:51:10]

Is that the best you can do

You can talk. My peanuts been roasted better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one lump or two

Should put that bod away in a whistle and flute

Says a lot when your junk fits in your palm, no wonder you’re hiding it

How rude shes not a hippy and can be lippy and definitely dippy

Me, lippy and dippy

Smelly hippy..."

I smell lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

29 April... Did you remove the Turkish toilet with photoshopé?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"29 April... Did you remove the Turkish toilet with photoshopé? "

Draws his beard on

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"29 April... Did you remove the Turkish toilet with photoshopé?

Draws his beard on "

Disguising the bad breath with a rose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"29 April... Did you remove the Turkish toilet with photoshopé?

Draws his beard on "

Has eaten everything in the house and now it's the roses turn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is too ugly to put a pic of himself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is too ugly to put a pic of himself "

Nailed it

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Is too ugly to put a pic of himself

Nailed it"

And your mom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up"

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nutty as a

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up"

Aw check out the straight boy perving over my ass. Go back to primary and get a new suit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Aw check out the straight boy perving over my ass. Go back to primary and get a new suit.

Don’t flatter yourself. There wasn’t anything to look at

Would you prefer my birthday suit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where did you get your clothes from the local charity shop?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

Hey, you can say what you like about Busty but she did a grand job tarmacing my drive...

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

Hey, you can say what you like about Busty but she did a grand job tarmacing my drive..."

You cheeky pup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

Hey, you can say what you like about Busty but she did a grand job tarmacing my drive...

You cheeky pup

Fight yous fer a pound...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

You just made me hungry for one

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

You just made me hungry for one

This is difficult haha I've got a whole load of things to slag myself.

Did you dad give you that suit to borrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With baby gravy?

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

You just made me hungry for one

This is difficult haha I've got a whole load of things to slag myself.

Did you dad give you that suit to borrow? "

Your* (can't slag me for a typo)

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Profile says he is 23, body looks in his 40s.

Would have said he looked like a lanky streak of piss, but lanky would be complimenting this short arse

Heavily tattooed huh? Does that include a tramp stamp or are the mistake ones covered up by the corset?

Oh he's back, school must be finished

That insult is flatter than your ass

Bring back the photoshop, at least it covered your face up

Who drinks iron bru naked on the floor

Who eats a custard creme to be sexy

Who said I was trying to be sexy

You just made me hungry for one

This is difficult haha I've got a whole load of things to slag myself.

Did you dad give you that suit to borrow?

Your* (can't slag me for a typo)

You are taller than you look

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By * Sophie x OP TV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Her tits look great until you find out she bought them from ebay like I did and photosshopped out the edges.

She's got as much tit as a lamp post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hes so tall his heads in the clouds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did you get your clothes from the local charity shop? "

Haha you’re right, I did. Although, I spent more on my suit, than the time you spent on your pics.

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

"Where did you get your clothes from the local charity shop?

Haha you’re right, I did. Although, I spent more on my suit, than the time you spent on your pics.

Not a lot then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6th April. Your chest combined with your belly button reminds of a confused emoji

• •

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

Your socks are naff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your socks are naff"

Coming from someone with boobs that look like to say fuck off to each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum

(Becky here)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)"

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *"

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum"

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent"

IT U

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent"

Karen’s son

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By *lutonicMan over a year ago

Leicester

"This thread is soooo tame.

Come on, roast me, harsh as you like. I will even make a face pic public for extra ammo"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son "

Hants in her pants...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son "

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all..."

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is "

Yeh you do make it pretty obvious you cant think...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is

Yeh you do make it pretty obvious you cant think..."

I know that is exactly what I just said

thanks for captioning the obvious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is

Yeh you do make it pretty obvious you cant think...

I know that is exactly what I just said

thanks for captioning the obvious

"
Aldi isnt a fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is

Yeh you do make it pretty obvious you cant think...

I know that is exactly what I just said

thanks for captioning the obvious

When God was handing out brains, he heard the word "trains" and asked for a slow one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is

Yeh you do make it pretty obvious you cant think...

I know that is exactly what I just said

thanks for captioning the obvious

Aldi isnt a fan

Oy pipe down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shes faster than any racecar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum

(Becky here)

From the low level of roast you could have been called Karen.

*Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. *

Your mum

*Checking the internet if there is a male equivalent

Karen’s son

Haha thank you ! It was that obvious that I didn't think of it!

You dont think much at all...

Thought that was obvious from my posts but as you had to point it out I wonder if you know what thinking is

Yeh you do make it pretty obvious you cant think...

I know that is exactly what I just said

thanks for captioning the obvious

Aldi isnt a fan

Oy pipe down!"
dog backwards isn't god

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