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Condom Tax

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Went in Boots earlier and asked for a packet of three and the lass serving said, "that'll be £2.50 plus tax," I replied, "you can fook off, I'll tie 'em on!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went in Boots earlier and asked for a packet of three and the lass serving said, "that'll be £2.50 plus tax," I replied, "you can fook off, I'll tie 'em on!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went in and asked the guy behind the counter if they had cottonwool balls, he said "What you think we are, fookin' teddy bears?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Condoms need to be stretched before use to make it easier to get them on and with that in mind I walked into a fishmongers stretching one in preparation for later, and without thinking I said, "Pound a fillet, mate," to which he replied, "pound ya fookin don't!"

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By *am sampsonMan over a year ago

cwmbran

It's only the XL ones that are subject to tax as they are considered a luxury item - are you trying to impress us wishy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walked into B&Q today and some stupid bint asked me if I "wanted decking".....

....Fortunately I got the first punch in so that was the end of that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt it

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

"Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt it"
my favourite joke from school days

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt itmy favourite joke from school days"

Its the only joke i know lol

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Condoms need to be stretched before use to make it easier to get them on and with that in mind I walked into a fishmongers stretching one in preparation for later, and without thinking I said, "Pound a fillet, mate," to which he replied, "pound ya fookin don't!"

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Mother superior to the nuns, Lights out candles out

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By *ratsweetkittensWoman over a year ago

stalybridge

Went to the optitions today for an new glasses and guess who I bumped into ?

Everybody !

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