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over a year ago
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Hello! May the fourth be with you. What you up to? Working? Playing Tetris? Ornithology? Eating Doritos naked? Learning about nineties pop culture? Drinking lager? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here, and chat with other pervy night owls. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface  |
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I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly.... 
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
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You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
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I did wonder what your sit down wee technique was. Try a penis held sit down wee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it "
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years..... |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years....."
No peeking?  |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
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Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again 
Where does he live?"
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years....."
I don't sit down wee in public toilets, that would be crazy. |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years.....
I don't sit down wee in public toilets, that would be crazy. "
That would be a health risk  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang "
I hold with my left hand. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years.....
I don't sit down wee in public toilets, that would be crazy. "
Crazy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats "
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years.....
I don't sit down wee in public toilets, that would be crazy. "
Yeah it would take ages to sanitise and lay out all the toilet paper..... I'd rather piss my own pants.... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand."
Are you left handed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats "
³ is the magic number. |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed? "
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
You need to have a little chat with Jim and see how he does it
I do not need to see anyone pee! I've been standing at urinals facing straight ahead for over 40 years.....
I don't sit down wee in public toilets, that would be crazy.
Yeah it would take ages to sanitise and lay out all the toilet paper..... I'd rather piss my own pants...."
I think you're learning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand."
I think oart of the fear is that it might hang down and actually touch the toilet. Probs right about the left hand... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special "
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2. "
We have a virtual date set up for tomorrow night. This evening I’ve been trying in different tops, painting my nails and trying to work out how I should have my hair
I’ve told my mum to buy a hat, she’s not convinced. She said I’m the girl that cried husband and to wait and see how it goes before  that’s the least romantic thing I’ve heard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed? "
See above. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"It's only ²³5 days until Christmas. 
Thank you Jim I cant wait!
Have you started shopping yet Babs?
Don’t tell but yes I have
I have cards and wrapping paper but no gifts yet "
I do like Christmas wrapping paper, especially if there’s glitter |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned."
I definitely am where Swing’s penis is concerned |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
I think oart of the fear is that it might hang down and actually touch the toilet. Probs right about the left hand... "
I know what I'm doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2.
We have a virtual date set up for tomorrow night. This evening I’ve been trying in different tops, painting my nails and trying to work out how I should have my hair
I’ve told my mum to buy a hat, she’s not convinced. She said I’m the girl that cried husband and to wait and see how it goes before that’s the least romantic thing I’ve heard "
Virtual dating, virtual sex and virtual babies are the future! |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned."
Yep. You’re special |
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"It's only ²³5 days until Christmas.
Thank you Jim I cant wait!
Have you started shopping yet Babs?
Don’t tell but yes I have
I have cards and wrapping paper but no gifts yet
I do like Christmas wrapping paper, especially if there’s glitter "
I’ve learnt a little glitter is best otherwise the paper is too stiff makes things difficult to wrap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2.
We have a virtual date set up for tomorrow night. This evening I’ve been trying in different tops, painting my nails and trying to work out how I should have my hair
I’ve told my mum to buy a hat, she’s not convinced. She said I’m the girl that cried husband and to wait and see how it goes before that’s the least romantic thing I’ve heard "
The girl that cried husband. |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned "
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment. |
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"Evening Jim, evening all 
Just chilling after a marathon day of drawing and I’m pretty chuffed with the results
Your drawings are amazing. There will be lots of happy people "
Aww thanks Babs, been a while since I drew you the latest one felt a bit of pressure as they also draw but I’m well chuffed with it |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Evening Jim, evening all
Just chilling after a marathon day of drawing and I’m pretty chuffed with the results
Your drawings are amazing. There will be lots of happy people
Aww thanks Babs, been a while since I drew you the latest one felt a bit of pressure as they also draw but I’m well chuffed with it "
I’m sure they will love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to watch the rest of Beverley hills cop 3, I can't deal with love pissing and Christmas all in one go."
You take a Beverley Hills Cop 3 break. |
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"Evening Jim, evening all
Just chilling after a marathon day of drawing and I’m pretty chuffed with the results "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. I'm glad you've had a creative Sunday. Artface |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment."
I need to say it regularly in daily life if I write with my left hand and someone feels the need to comment. Telling them I’m ambidextrous (I actually am) generally shuts them up |
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"Evening Jim, evening all
Just chilling after a marathon day of drawing and I’m pretty chuffed with the results
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. I'm glad you've had a creative Sunday. Artface"
Hey up aye been a creative weekend, time flown by
How are you ? |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment.
I need to say it regularly in daily life if I write with my left hand and someone feels the need to comment. Telling them I’m ambidextrous (I actually am) generally shuts them up "
Can you simultaneously write a Christmas card and masturbate a penis? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening Jim, evening all
Just chilling after a marathon day of drawing and I’m pretty chuffed with the results
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. I'm glad you've had a creative Sunday. Artface
Hey up aye been a creative weekend, time flown by
How are you ? "
I'm good. But some nicer weather would be good. |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment.
I need to say it regularly in daily life if I write with my left hand and someone feels the need to comment. Telling them I’m ambidextrous (I actually am) generally shuts them up
Can you simultaneously write a Christmas card and masturbate a penis?"
Hell yes |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment.
I need to say it regularly in daily life if I write with my left hand and someone feels the need to comment. Telling them I’m ambidextrous (I actually am) generally shuts them up
Can you simultaneously write a Christmas card and masturbate a penis?
Hell yes "
Yeah! |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment.
I need to say it regularly in daily life if I write with my left hand and someone feels the need to comment. Telling them I’m ambidextrous (I actually am) generally shuts them up
Can you simultaneously write a Christmas card and masturbate a penis?
Hell yes
Yeah!"
Not sure I’d ever do it though, I don’t think Swing would approve |
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"I feel a bit like I've done some amazing things in life, travelled, experienced, achieved, met some brilliant people, made my own actual real life small person, had the best sex ever in many different ways, yet I've not learned to pee like a proper lady and even when I've tried apparently it seems I've forgotten to hold my cock and I just let it hang down incorrectly....
Steady on fella I’m a girlie I’m no expert on boy peeing. I just know when they stand up they piss anywhere and everywhere grrrrrr. Maybe you do let it hang
I hold with my left hand.
Are you left handed?
I’m ambidextrous Babs, I’m special
I was going to say I'm ambidextrous where penises are concerned.
I definitely am where Swing’s love banana is concerned
I can't believe you beat me to the ambidextrous comment.
I need to say it regularly in daily life if I write with my left hand and someone feels the need to comment. Telling them I’m ambidextrous (I actually am) generally shuts them up
Can you simultaneously write a Christmas card and masturbate a penis?
Hell yes
Yeah!
Not sure I’d ever do it though, I don’t think Swing would approve "
But think of the glitter adhesive. |
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over a year ago
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2.
We have a virtual date set up for tomorrow night. This evening I’ve been trying in different tops, painting my nails and trying to work out how I should have my hair
I’ve told my mum to buy a hat, she’s not convinced. She said I’m the girl that cried husband and to wait and see how it goes before that’s the least romantic thing I’ve heard "
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On this day 1972 The Don't Make a Wave Committee, a fledgling environmental organisation founded in Canada in 1971, changes it's name to the Greenpeace Foundation. |
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2.
We have a virtual date set up for tomorrow night. This evening I’ve been trying in different tops, painting my nails and trying to work out how I should have my hair
I’ve told my mum to buy a hat, she’s not convinced. She said I’m the girl that cried husband and to wait and see how it goes before that’s the least romantic thing I’ve heard
ooohhh enjoy every minute of it! Have you picked the outfit finally?"
I have no idea! Maybe a summer dress. And I’ll sit outside and feel like I’m in a beer garden |
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"You’ll all be pleased to know, I’ve fallen in love again
Where does he live?
Soooooo.
I think the (latest) love of my life is a very nice man I matched with on Bumble. We’re both allergic to shellfish I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
He cares about the environment and cats
I do like men who love cats
Waiting for installment no 2.
We have a virtual date set up for tomorrow night. This evening I’ve been trying in different tops, painting my nails and trying to work out how I should have my hair
I’ve told my mum to buy a hat, she’s not convinced. She said I’m the girl that cried husband and to wait and see how it goes before that’s the least romantic thing I’ve heard
ooohhh enjoy every minute of it! Have you picked the outfit finally?
I have no idea! Maybe a summer dress. And I’ll sit outside and feel like I’m in a beer garden "
Beautiful creature, if you were to wear a white dress - I do x  |
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