Not only shitting, I have many of sit down wee’s .. stops splashes on to the floor ... but going back to the thread, separate alivation of pants and trousers

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"Pants first and make sure they are comfy, then trousers."

This.

Well providing I'm wearing knickers anyway....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I first wash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash "

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have "

I can't live without one !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one ! "

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then"

. It’s a beautiful work of art

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art "

I'm gonna need proof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of Nutella art "

I won't see Nutella the same way ! Thx Nora l'exploratrice who doesn't explore much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of Nutella art

I won't see Nutella the same way ! Thx Nora l'exploratrice who doesn't explore much

. Ooooh I love it when you speak french to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art

I'm gonna need proof!

Haha where did you pop up from?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"[Removes shitty undies by poster at 03/05/20 16:19:07]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removes shitty undies by poster at 03/05/20 16:19:07]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be same time or boxers ride up when you pull jeans up!!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I use mine for washing sand off my feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knickers then trousers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I use mine for washing sand off my feet"

Haha yep! And that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art

I'm gonna need proof!

Haha where did you pop up from?

I've always been here....I just want to see your bum hole now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art

I'm gonna need proof!

Haha where did you pop up from?

I've always been here....I just want to see your bum hole now!

Noooooooo

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Trousers first then pants.... I'm like superman pants on the outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trousers first then my pants"

Pants bants.

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Well as I don't wear pants that negates the question!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually naked...

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Had to go and check but then realised only wearing a hoodie and boxers. So no idea, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use toilet paper to clean myself first dont want any skid marks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boxers first, then troosers

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

Same time, Dan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They’re both usually ruined if I don’t make it in time...so I don’t put either back on! Unless it happens in public (only once)

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip."

It’s not a zip anymore, he hurt himself

It’s velcro

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip.

It’s not a zip anymore, he hurt himself

It’s velcro "

Fucking fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip.

It’s not a zip anymore, he hurt himself

It’s velcro

Fucking fanny

No it was his willy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been commando the last 6 years , no more Calvin's si I only pull up me strides like

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"And men, when you’re shitting...

When you’re finished, do you pull up your pants then your trousers, or do you pull them up at the same time?"
i wipe my arse first with toilet roll

then dap Cock to get rid of the drips of pee , then boxers and get them in position then trousers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever got dressed really quickly only for a pair of yesterdays knickers to drop out of your trouser leg a bit later on?

No,me neither

The question is.. if it ever happens.. do you keep walking pretending they arent yours.. or dive in for them in Guinness record speed

If it was me, try and pick them up discreetly, trick over and end up throwing them onto someone's lap

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