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Daft things your parents say
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"That every bloody parent says
‘If your friend jumped off a cliff would you do it as well?!’"
As I got older and my mouth smarter "no they don't have a bungee cord and no it doesn't sound like fun!"
It was always Sydney Harbour Bridge my friends were apparently jumping off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you aren't good, santa wont give you anything.
Usually only im November Decemeber.
Then forget about it the rest of the year."
We got told we’d get a bag of coal and potato peelings if we were naughty. God knows where that came from!  |
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If you keep pulling that face and the wind blows it will stay like that.... do you really want that????
Still did it... wind changed. I was let down that day.... never believed anything she ever said since then!
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"If you keep pulling that face and the wind blows it will stay like that.... do you really want that????
Still did it... wind changed. I was let down that day.... never believed anything she ever said since then!
Haha"
Foil Arms and Hogg do a great skit on this, worth a g@@gle  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about! (Eh?)
(Or if I laughed out of turn, maybe when being told off) - I'll make you laugh on the other side of your face!
(WTF? Isn't a laugh a full facial movement?). |
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When I was younger my mum unofficially adopted a runaway street kid who became my unofficial foster sister for about ten years. Unbeknownst to me mother in her infinite wit and wisdom told my sister not to eat prawns because they're fishes cocks. Ten year later I'm sat round sisters council flat and got a prawn coctail sarnie from the spar. "Ugh dont eat that Dan, its fish cocks!" She'd been convinced for years like... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put some clothes on.
You're not going out dressed like that!
That's not a skirt, it's a belt.
You need to take that outfit back and get a refund, half of it is missing.
Said by my dad who disapproved of every skirt or dress I ever bought. |
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A few winters ago a small child started gnawing my coat and I found myself channelling my mother.
"Don't put that in your mouth, sweetheart, you don't know where it's been"
(The lady with the child laughed) |
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"I’d love to hear my parents so something daft but sadly I lost them both a few years ago 
We’ve just had the second anniversary of losing my dad, hugs to you   "
Thank you xxx, I lost both my parents and two brothers in a few years. I’m not sure I managed to properly grieve for 4 people in just a few years |
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if you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about.
crusts make your hair curly.
all of them above as well (apart from bill).
worst bit is I've said them all to my daughter. slap on the forehead moment with the realisation i'd turned into my parents |
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over a year ago
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Whenever I got caught telling porky pies or bring cheeky - mum would always say ‘did I give birth to you or did you give birth to me?’
Erm, mum, I’m only little. I thought I was dropped off at the door?
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They still do though, the daft buggers! 
Jo.Xx 
