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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

beautiful body, would you hold it against me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No"

I love you

you handsome devil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

Yeah but you probably be d*unk

And disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would but do you mind the oozing stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

FAF

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

FAF

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah but you probably be d*unk

And disappointed "

Winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would but do you mind the oozing stuff

Go get the cream

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

only accept with pleasure

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

No... but I’d take you specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d suggest a trip to Specsavers after the lockdown eases.

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By *tarlink12Man over a year ago

Brighton

No, especially not after all the chocolate and gin I've had during lock down!

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Plymouth

I'd go red

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok, would you take me to spec savers

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"I would

Hello

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, would you take me to spec savers

If you’re struggling that much to find your way there, sure

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Plymouth

"Ok, would you take me to spec savers

Is that a trendy new bar ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok, would you take me to spec savers

If you’re struggling that much to find your way there, sure

I can’t see anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a dead body against you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok, would you take me to spec savers

Is that a trendy new bar ? "

Yes, it serves cocktails with glass eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, would you take me to spec savers

If you’re struggling that much to find your way there, sure

I can’t see anything

Suspected as much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you want a dead body against you?"

Who we doing in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. You would be fibbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok, would you take me to spec savers

If you’re struggling that much to find your way there, sure

I can’t see anything

Suspected as much

Who said that

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I would

You bring the marmite and I’ll bring the marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd go red

Why

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would

You bring the marmite and I’ll bring the marmalade

Most definitely Paddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Didn't we already do that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, especially not after all the chocolate and gin I've had during lock down! "

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"only accept with pleasure

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Didn't we already do that?

Yes but it was difficult from 50000000000000000000 miles apart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you want a dead body against you?

Who we doing in

God, I have a list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Didn't we already do that?

Yes but it was difficult from 50000000000000000000 miles apart

Did you do well in geography while at school?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. You would be fibbing."

I don’t tell fibs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you want a dead body against you?

Who we doing in

God, I have a list

Me too

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

No, definitely not.

Who am I kidding - you have to prise me off with a heavy industrial tool of some kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

FAF

Always"

And forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know I would

Can I change your name to happy chick, cause you really make me happy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Dear god yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

I love her more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

No, definitely not.

Who am I kidding - you have to prise me off with a heavy industrial tool of some kind

I have a spatula

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Hold what against you exactly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know I would

Can I change your name to happy chick, cause you really make me happy!"

Get off, she’s mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

I love her more "

I love you more than you love me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hold what against you exactly?

Your paint brush silly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

I love you

you handsome devil

I love you too

I love her more

I love you more than you love me

Impossible my darling

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

No, definitely not.

Who am I kidding - you have to prise me off with a heavy industrial tool of some kind

I have a spatula

Excellent - that should take a while then. I don’t care if it hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know I would

Can I change your name to happy chick, cause you really make me happy!

Get off, she’s mine

It's always the ladies who compete for other ladies with me. I don't stand a chance!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I wouldn't believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know I would

Can I change your name to happy chick, cause you really make me happy!

Get off, she’s mine

It's always the ladies who compete for other ladies with me. I don't stand a chance!

You know I love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyways talk later. Got to be up for a conference call. Hope you get well soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

No, definitely not.

Who am I kidding - you have to prise me off with a heavy industrial tool of some kind

I have a spatula

Excellent - that should take a while then. I don’t care if it hurts

I’ll be very gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know I would

Can I change your name to happy chick, cause you really make me happy!

Get off, she’s mine

It's always the ladies who compete for other ladies with me. I don't stand a chance!

You know I love you

I know I know!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Hold what against you exactly?

Your paint brush silly

I’ve just finished my latest painting you know

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Not at all

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do you want a cuddle, OP?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Sorry self isolating so we would have to be 2m apart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hold what against you exactly?

Your paint brush silly

I’ve just finished my latest painting you know

Let’s see it

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Hold what against you exactly?

Your paint brush silly

I’ve just finished my latest painting you know

Let’s see it

It’s in my private gallery

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By *tarlink12Man over a year ago

Brighton

"No, especially not after all the chocolate and gin I've had during lock down!

Sounds like fun

Certainly makes the days pass faster!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beautiful body, would you hold it against me

You'd need to peel me off by the end of the day!

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