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over a year ago
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"What ended up being my wife"
Went bowling once and then on to a club after, and forgot to swap back my rented bowling shoes. Ended up dancing like a twat in shitty blue and red harlequin bowling shoes innit....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What ended up being my wife
Went bowling once and then on to a club after, and forgot to swap back my rented bowling shoes. Ended up dancing like a twat in shitty blue and red harlequin bowling shoes innit.... "
Still pulled mind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What ended up being my wife
Went bowling once and then on to a club after, and forgot to swap back my rented bowling shoes. Ended up dancing like a twat in shitty blue and red harlequin bowling shoes innit.... "
Lmao  |
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over a year ago
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A bucket with a karcher window cleaner a small portable radio and a screw driver set in.... I have no idea how or why didn't even remember till I seen it in the living room the next morning |
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"A parking metre
Did you specifically go to France fòr that?
We have the metric system here as well  "
I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A parking metre
Did you specifically go to France fòr that?
We have the metric system here as well
I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence? "
Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.
I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.
+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.
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"A parking metre
Did you specifically go to France fòr that?
We have the metric system here as well
I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?
Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.
I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.
+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.
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How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A parking metre
Did you specifically go to France fòr that?
We have the metric system here as well
I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?
Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.
I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.
+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.
How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints? "
Those interfering busybodies in the EU tried to make us comply with the rest of Europe. But the bulldog spirit won through.
A throwback to happier times. When 2/3rds of the globe was coloured pink |
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"A parking metre
Did you specifically go to France fòr that?
We have the metric system here as well
I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?
Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.
I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.
+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.
How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?
Those interfering busybodies in the EU tried to make us comply with the rest of Europe. But the bulldog spirit won through.
A throwback to happier times. When 2/3rds of the globe was coloured pink "
And da English language hadn't been Americanized innit Bro   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A parking metre
Did you specifically go to France fòr that?
We have the metric system here as well
I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?
Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.
I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.
+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.
How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?
Those interfering busybodies in the EU tried to make us comply with the rest of Europe. But the bulldog spirit won through.
A throwback to happier times. When 2/3rds of the globe was coloured pink
And da English language hadn't been Americanized innit Bro "
Not Americanised. Bastardised. |
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Sorry OP, I think we may have gone a little off track here somewhat...
I do remember pushing a Sainsbury's trolley home about 4 miles one night cos I was a little bit inebriated
It did make a good grill for ma homemade brick built barbecue when I got ma angle grinder on it though  |
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