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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.
So on that basis, no thank you. "
Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys?  |
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"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me? "
You forgot the one part that would make every womans knee quake.. do you have a cleaner or nah? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me?
You forgot the one part that would make every womans knee quake.. do you have a cleaner or nah?"
5 of them plus a chef that serve me and my guests hand and foot! They'll even wipe your atse fir ya for tips.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me? "
Hell yeah Id Do ya |
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"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me?
Hell yeah Id Do ya "
Sorry babe, dont do feet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.
So on that basis, no thank you.
Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys? "
Let me know when you've got a shetland pony and we can discuss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.
So on that basis, no thank you.
Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys? "
Yeh but he's not though... I'm having better luck with me transit van and allotment... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forget the material things, what’s the action like? "
It's pretty piss poor to be honest. That's why I've got all these material things instead. Makes me feel like I've got a huge dong. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.
So on that basis, no thank you.
Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys?
Let me know when you've got a shetland pony and we can discuss "
I'll buy you 5....just let me shag you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.
So on that basis, no thank you.
Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys?
Let me know when you've got a shetland pony and we can discuss
I'll buy you 5....just let me shag you!"
Meh, I only wanted one. You're trying to hard  |
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"Forget the material things, what’s the action like?
It's pretty piss poor to be honest. That's why I've got all these material things instead. Makes me feel like I've got a huge dong."
Ah it’s not all about size though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me?
Hell yeah Id Do ya "
I’m sure you two could sell tickets for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.
Who wants to fuck me? "
Do I have to wear a bunny outfit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!   |
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way! "
Glad you said red Mr Bants and that was my prerequisite for any fucking, but Busty came by on a red skateboard so I'm out
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way! "
I have a red and black onesie  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way! "
Your full of shite |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!
I have a red and black onesie "
I'm gonna need to see photographic evidence!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!
I have a red and black onesie
I'm gonna need to see photographic evidence! "
I actually think I have a pic in my onesie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!
Your full of shite "
You're thinking of my Lamborghini....that's black! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What milk is in the fridge though?
I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too"
I like skimmed milk in my first coffee in the morning then I like hazelnut milk throughout the day. Then back to skimmed milk in tea before I go to bed.
Can this be accommodated for? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!
Your full of shite
You're thinking of my Lamborghini....that's black! "
Ohh yeah that’s what you showed me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What milk is in the fridge though?
I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too
I like skimmed milk in my first coffee in the morning then I like hazelnut milk throughout the day. Then back to skimmed milk in tea before I go to bed.
Can this be accommodated for? "
Anything....as long as I get to pump ye!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What milk is in the fridge though?
I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too
I like skimmed milk in my first coffee in the morning then I like hazelnut milk throughout the day. Then back to skimmed milk in tea before I go to bed.
Can this be accommodated for?
Anything....as long as I get to pump ye! "
You smooth talker  |
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