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What's the filthiest thing a partner or you have said during sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’"
You have to be kidding lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’
You have to be kidding lol x"
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’
You have to be kidding lol x
Nope"
Turn on or turn off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’
You have to be kidding lol x
Nope
Turn on or turn off? "
How on earth would that ever be a turn on?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’
You have to be kidding lol x
Nope
Turn on or turn off?
How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!"
I thought it would be a turn off. But I know one of my partners got off once by sucking a married man. |
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’
You have to be kidding lol x
Nope
Turn on or turn off?
How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!"
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"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’
You have to be kidding lol x
Nope
Turn on or turn off?
How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!
I thought it would be a turn off. But I know one of my partners got off once by sucking a married man. "
Yeah I can see that. Blow job, birth ..... no difference. |
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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago
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"Not actually said
But when I was giving oral I looked up and I saw her stretch out her hand and watched her take a sip of her whiskey.
Where still friends but we laugh about it"
She said she just felt comfortable and it just came natural to her |
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No.Slowly, check if there is shit on the end ...... here's a tissue CAREFUL..... fuck's sake ! Baarrrrrrrrrrf ... wash your hands NO take the fucking tissue with you put it down the toilet ......fffs don't run your hand over the wallpaper....... oh fuck me..... is it worth it.....  bring the air freshener with you on your way back ....... |
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"No.Slowly, check if there is shit on the end ...... here's a tissue CAREFUL..... fuck's sake ! Baarrrrrrrrrrf ... wash your hands NO take the fucking tissue with you put it down the toilet ......fffs don't run your hand over the wallpaper....... oh fuck me..... is it worth it..... bring the air freshener with you on your way back ....... "
Baaaahaaaahaaaa  |
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